The Many Loves and Rivals of Ranma Saotome: Kagome
by
triviatrap1982
(I don't own Ranma 1/2, Yu-Gi-Oh, or Inuyasha, If I did, own Inuyasha, Sesshomaru would be getting a girl for himself)
Well, last Friday was the best date that Ranma Saotome has ever had. How can his newest date, Kagome, measure up? No doubt that this was going to be a very hard act to follow. Though, It was Wednesday, and Ranma was listening to his favorite singer, Kikyo. Though she looked like Kagome through looks...she was a better singer. Though, Ranma got such a start when Kaiba tapped him on his shoulder.
"Kaiba...what's up?" Ranma asked nervously.
"How the hell do you do it?" Kaiba asked. "How the hell do you cope with being 1/2 girl?"
"Easy, I just use the curse as a blessing," Ranma said.
"I see...well, If that's the case then I should buy some women's clothes." Kaiba said.
"Well, I'll take you to get some outfits that would be to your advantage," Ranma said. His Chinese fighting outfits adapted to his body whenever he changed to a girl.
"Well, Thanks," Kaiba said.
"You're welcome...hey where's your brother at?" Ranma then asked.
"Well, I'm getting away from him for a while...I never knew Mokuba could be so heartless," Kaiba answered.
"What he found a vibrator?" Ranma asked.
"Yes he did, and he used it against me in my girl form," Kaiba said.
"Damn, that sucks," Ranma said as he went back to listening to his CD.
"Yeah, it does," Kaiba said.
Well, Ranma went back to goofing off, until the end of the day. When he went home he was met up by Inuyasha. This silver haired, half-breed of a dog demon came smiling. He went out with Kikyo after a bitter break-up with Kagome. He was ready to dispense some advice to the cursed martial artist. However, Kasumi was well, drooling over him, something that was not in her nature.
"Hey, Inuyasha, what brings you here?" Ranma asked.
"Well, I'm here to give you some advice," Inuyasha said. "I'm aware you're going out with my ex-girlfriend, Kagome."
"Oh, no...anything I should do?" Ranma asked.
"Don't let her put that beaded Rosary around you're neck...you will die by her hand."
"I thought you still had that?"
"Well, I do have it, but she has had a second one made, and you don't want that piece of jewlery," Inuyasha said.
"Thanks for the advice," Ranma said.
"No problem...I gotta get going before Kikyo kills me,"
"You're dating Kikyo?"
"Yep, suprised?"
"I'm proud and happy."
"Good," Inuyasha said as he went off to meet Kikyo at the airport for her concert in Canada...he was also her roadie.
Well, Ranma sweated it out when Friday came and he got ready. Kagome was waiting for him, and she wasted no time showing her ugly side. She chewed him out for being late...even though it was only five in the afternoon. Secondly, they were taking a trip to Tokyo's entertainment district to go to the arcade. Ranma did remember, Inuyasha's advice, and dire warning...she had the beaded Rosary.
"Hey, Kagome," Ranma said. "Can you put that away please?"
"Fine," Kagome said as she handed it to Nabiki...who could do damage to Soun, Kuno, or Genma...if she choose.
"Well, have a good time you love birds," Nabiki said.
"I'll try," Ranma said softly.
"We'll see you soon!" Kagome said.
Kagome and Ranma made the 1/2 hour trip to the entertainment district of Tokyo. That is...it's a damn good thing that Saotome got himself a ton of money...because this date was costing him money out the ass. It cost them both 440 yen a piece for the train ride, and the arcade costs 1,000 yen for 50 tokens to use the machines. Kagome decided that she'd play DDR Extreme. Ranma got himself 100 tokens and played a shooter game.
"Got you," Ranma said softly. He then got his tickets for breaking the high scores...meanwhile...
"Damn it," Kagome snapped. She had gotten an "F" on DDR Extreme, she wasn't exactly graceful like Tea, nor did she have any rhythm.
"Well, Kagome, how'd you do?" Ranma asked innocently.
"Fuck off!" Kagome snapped.
'Normally, I wouldn't hit a woman, but she's tempting me to make an exception to the rule,' Ranma thought to himself.
"Hey, Kagome," Ranma said. "Why don't you try some of the other games, you'll get lucky."
"Oh, ok, Ranma," Kagome said as she headed over to the fighter game. "Sorry for taking your head off...it's a bad habit of mine."
"That's ok," Ranma said. He was used to it for two straight years when Akane put the hurting on him.
"It seems you're used to a woman, taking out anger on you," Kagome said.
"Well, I've lived with some very, very violent girls," Ranma said, truthfully.
"Oh, I see...let's get as many tickets as we can and get some prizes," Kagome said.
"Alright!" Ranma said excitedly.
They then proceeded to spend all of their tokens and get as many Tickets as they could. Then when they were finished they had enough tickets to get some decent prizes. That is, there were some plushies of both of their favorite animes sitting there. Ranma, he enjoyed the comedy animes...to keep his mind off of the buffoonery that happens in his real life. So he choose the Kaolla plushie (he loves Love Hina to death). Kagome she took the Kenshin plushie (since she loves that series as well).Then, they took a cab to a fast food joint and started to eat...when trouble brewed.
"Hey, toots, give me your wallet and you won't get hurt," The thug said.
"Fuck off," Kagome said...she had no intentions on co-operating...and her ex-boyfriend's older brother Sesshomaru, was there with Shippo and Rin.
"I said..." The thug started, but Ranma had his index and middle finger to his throat.
"The lady said go away," Ranma said. "If you can't get it, then I'll make you get it."
"So that's the way you want to play it," a second thug said...though, this time, Sesshomaru was right behind him.
"They said leave them alone," Sesshomaru said. "Secondly, why haven't you two been to my office last week?"
"Shit...you're...their...probation officer?" Ranma asked.
"Yep, now you two get home and think about why I shouldn't send you to prision," Sesshomaru ordered...and the two thugs booked it.
"Thanks," They both said.
"You're welcome," Sesshomaru said. "Now I must get back to Rin and Shippo...they're dating, and well, as a father, I'm very worried."
"I understand, big time," Ranma said.
"Well, enjoy your date, Master Saotome," Sesshomaru said as he went back with his two charges.
"That was interesting," Kagome said, while Ranma nodded.
Well, later on, they had left the fast food joint, and they took the trip back to Furinkan. Though, Kagome's bad habit was catching up with her very fast, and poor Ranma was going to pay for it...big time.
"So, how'd you enjoy your date?"
"It fuckin' sucked thanks to you!" Kagome snapped.
"I don't know what's worse...you or Kodachi throwing herself on me!" Ranma returned
"Well, at least I didn't need a full-on demon to save my ass," Kagome hissed.
"You know, Kagome, I'll walk the rest of the way home." Ranma said as he pulled the stop bell on the bus.
"That'll take you all night!" Kagome said.
"I'm used to it," Ranma said. "I've swam all the way to China before so it is nothing,"
Ranma exited the bus and left Kagome jilted, and on the lonely ride of shame back to Furinkan. Once home, Ranma smiled and he went to the bath and took a long, and deserving bath. It wasn't in his nature to leave a woman behind, but Kagome just deserved it. However, in Japan, sharing a bath with another man wasn't uncommon. Ranma, Kaiba, Yugi, and Joey were in the bath, and well, they talked about the date.
"YOU WHAT?" Joey asked out of pure suprise.
'Yep, she left me no choice," Ranma answered.
"I'm very suprised you didn't leave Tea alone," Yugi said.
"Me too, though now, you made her take the ride of shame," Kaiba said
"Now, I hope my date with Shampoo goes over well," Ranma said.
"I noticed something, only two of your dates went well...and that cut a lot of those girls out of the running," Joey observed.
"It's still my choice, Joey, and we're all human," Ranma added.
"Hn, that's something to think about Saotome," Yugi said. "Now, what do you say we make Genma's life a living hell?"
"Actually, my mom's doing that," Ranma said, as his mother came to visit...and she freaks out when she sees girl form.
"Oh, boy, not her!" Joey said,a but dramatically.
"Yep, she'll be here for a week," Ranma said.
"Well, you bettter choose wisely," The three wise, and dateless men said.
"I know," Ranma said.
Well, once Kagome came back to Furinkan, and it took her a good two hours because of traffic, she was pissed that Ranma left her. However, there was absolutely nothing that she could do about it. As for Ranma's dates...he just has his dates with Shampoo, Mai, and Akane were coming up. Joey, Yugi, and Ranma were right, with Ranma's mama, he'd best to choose wisely, or suffer a worse hell than falling into the Spring of Drowned Girl.
Correction
Thanks for those who caught my second screw up in as many days. (Honestly i never did make it to seeing Ranma 1/2 season 7 at all)