(Sniffle) That last chapter was so sweet! I loved it so much! I am such a genius!
I wonder how many reviews I'll get by the time I get to the final chapter? I'll most definitely have over a hundred by chapter 15.
"Chapter 15?!" Inuyasha griped. "That's how long this frickin' story is?!"
Yup! But that's my tentative schedule, Inuyasha. My rough draft is over 70 pages long and you saw how long the other chapters were in their final form! (Proud grin)
"Woman, you need a life." Koga muttered.
I do too have a life! It's just centered around anime and whichever one I'm obsessed with at the time.
"Like he said, you need a life!" Inuyasha reiterated.
Aw forget you guys! I like my life! Okay, may as well say it before Takahashi-sama gets my back:
It's a real shame "InuYasha" isn't mine, isn't it?
"LuClipse85....."
Well it is!
"Woman....!"
Grr.....I don't own InuYasha. There! I said it! Now the two of you shut up and let me get to work!
"You still need a life."
(LuClipse85 knocks Koga unconscious, Inuyasha runs away in case she goes mental again.)
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"I'm Goin' To Miami"
Chapter 8
"The Way You Make Me Feel"
Inuyasha, Kagome and Shippo walked up the stairs toward their suites at almost a half hour to ten that night. Shippo walked a safe distance ahead of the two as their were fighting yet again. Fortunately it was one of their "calm" arguments in which neither one was screaming maliciously at each other.
"I'm tellin' you for the last time, woman; "Dawn of the Dead" did not scare the hell outta me!" Inuyasha hollered loudly.
"Yes, it did, Inuyasha." Kagome contradicted with a teasing smile.
"NO IT DIDN'T! Besides it scared you too, hypocrite!" Inuyasha contradicted back, a vein appeared on his forehead.
'It scared you, too? Does that idiot hear himself when he talks? Shippo thought as he rolled his eyes up to the ceiling, catching Inuyasha's slip-up.
Kagome continued, "It scared you WAY more than it did me." She proceeded to remind Inuyasha of his actions in the movie theater, "'Oh man' 'What the hell's wrong with you, igit?! Run!' 'AHH' 'Oh Buddha!' 'Oh Amaterasu' 'Oh crap!' Then if that wasn't enough, Inuyasha, you kept squirming around when the vampires pulled out their victims' insides! You act like you've never seen blood before."
Inuyasha cut his narrowed glaring eyes at Kagome from the side, baring his fangs in embarrassment. "I didn't need to see what a person's jugular vein looked like ! And I was not scared!" He insisted, stubbornly.
"Man please, you were SO scared." Shippo spoke up from behind, embarrassed by his friend's immaturity. "That movie messed you up so bad, Kagome had to drive us back! You were paler than the head on your head, Inuyasha."
POW!!
Inuyasha shut Shippo up quickly by slamming his fist into the kitsune's crown again. By now, Shippo should've learned to wear a helmet when he was around the hanyou, whether he spoke or not.
"Shut the hell up, you stupid runt!" Inuyasha snarled.
Kagome reached for her suite keys after scolding Inuyasha for hitting Shippo again. She went inside as the two were having another argument.
"Sango! Sango, I'm back! Sango?" Kagome called out for her friend. "Sango?"
Kagome looked all around the suite for Sango, but she was not there. Usually when the two were together and Sango went out, she always left a note for Kagome, telling her where she was.
There was no note anywhere.
Kagome was growing fearful, but tried to be calm. She knew Naraku was in Miami and stalking Sango; she had told her about her encounter with him at the beach. Kagome's mind started racing as she feared for her friend's well-being.
"Hey Kagome! Something wrong?" Inuyasha called, stepping into the suite and finding Kagome in the living room looking uneasy.
"Sango's not here." She said quietly.
"Is that it? Kagome, she probably just went out for a while." Inuyasha stated, ignorant of Sango's dilemma.
"No, Sango always leaves a note for me when she does. Oh man, what if she got kidnapped or something?" Kagome was starting to panic as images of Naraku breaking into the suite and making off with Sango played in her head.
It was obvious to Inuyasha that Kagome was starting to trip, especially when he started to smell tears form in her eyes. Immediately, he tried to calm her down.
"Kagome? Kagome! Calm down, okay? Sango's fine, there's always the possibility that she went out and may have forgotten to let you know. Let's just wait for her to come back, okay? She might've just stepped out to the lobby or something. Hey Shippo! Keep an eye out for Sango out there, alright?"
Inuyasha didn't receive an answer from him. The hanyou peeked out into the hall and found the door to his suite opened. He went down the hall, Kagome following him and found Shippo staring into one of the rooms. Inuyasha got riled up that the kit had blown him off when Kagome was worried about Sango.
"Shippo! Did you hear me!?" Inuyasha hollered.
He started to storm inside to pound him on the head again when Shippo stopped him, telling him to keep it down.
"Why the hell should -"
"Shut it, will ya?!" Shippo hissed under his breath. "You'll wake them up!"
"Wake them up?" Inuyasha questioned. "Who?"
Shippo rolled his eyes up, making mental comments about how slow he was, then made a beckoning notion with his hand, telling Inuyasha and Kagome to come look into the room. Out of curiosity, they walked quietly toward the room and peeked inside the cracked door.
They all found Miroku and Sango in bed together, asleep! Sango's head resting atop Miroku's and the both of their faces slightly tinged a bright pink.
Shippo stared with a broad amused grin, happy to see to Miroku so relaxed. Inuyasha stared in surprise at the scene of his best friend actually in bed with a woman. Yeah, they were laying on top of the bed sheet, but still, he was in bed with a woman! His eyes wide and his mouth opened, and his mind wondering about what happened. Kagome covered her mouth to stifle her giggling, as she noticed how Sango was holding Miroku close to her.
"Sango-chan, Miroku-kun, sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g..!" Kagome sang under her breath, a giggle escaping her lips.
Miroku's eyes fluttered open as he kept hearing a strange noise, something that sounded like giggling. They searched the room and found Inuyasha, Shippo and Kagome peeking at him through the cracked door. Kagome waved at him, releasing her giggles.
The sound of her giggling and the slight movement of Miroku's head caused Sango to stir, she woke up shortly after.
"Hi, Kagome." Sango greeted her with a sleepy smile.
"You ditched me, Inuyasha." Miroku moaned groggily with a playful pout.
Inuyasha's open mouth turned into a sly grin. "Oh I'm sorry Miroku." He said with a conniving tone. "We didn't interrupt your honeymoon, did we?" He joined Kagome and Shippo's laughter.
"Honeymoon?" Miroku and Sango said simultaneously.
Miroku then realized he was laying on the side of Sango's chest near THAT area and close to her neck. Sango realized she had allowed him to lay there and her head was resting atop his! In addition, she was holding him close to her!
The others laughed harder as they watched the two scramble to sit up, looking away from each other, and blushing a bright red. Miroku looked to the end of the end, scratching the back of his head while Sango looked down at her injured palm.
"C'mon guys, let's leave them alone. I think they want their 'privacy'." Inuyasha teased loudly.
"Yeah, you're right, Inuyasha, we shouldn't interrupt their 'intimate romance'." Shippo also teased, grinning impishly.
"Don't worry, Sango, we'll let you and Miroku finish your honeymoon. Just let us soundproof the room first!"
The three of them cracked up again as they just teased Miroku and Sango in good fun.
Sango did think so as she hurled a book at them, inadvertently sending it slamming into Inuyasha's face! He fell onto the floor, half-conscious and seeing stars circle his head.
"GET LOST YOU PERVERTS!" Sango shouted, her face crimson with embarrassment and her fist raised in the air ready to hit them if they didn't leave fast enough.
Kagome lifted Inuyasha from the floor and carried him to the living room, apologizing for their jokes. Shippo hastily closed the door and helped her carry Inuyasha.
Sango calmed down, teardropping as the whole scene replayed in her mind.
Miroku sighed, "I'm gonna be hearing their mouths all night on this one."
"I'm gonna be the same way with Kagome. But still, I gotta admit, this was a fun date, Miroku." Sango said as she looked at him with a smile.
Miroku looked back at her, surprised. A date? She thought this afternoon was a date? He smiled and chuckled in agreement. Miroku had been on dates before, but for the record, this one was the best he had been on.
Sango got up from the bed and gathered her bikini and towel. "Thank you for letting me stay, Miroku. I really appreciate it." She said with a grateful bow.
"You're leaving, Sango?" Miroku looked up at her, his eyes and voice filled with disappointment.
"Well...." Sango was surprised to see his expression and looked at the ground, trying to think of something to say. He doesn't want me to leave? He just spent all day with me, can't he get enough of me? Not that I'm complaining or anything.
Miroku chuckled to himself and smiled, catching himself and reflecting on his reaction. "Oh right, I forgot it was only until Kagome came back."
Miroku looked to side, smiling in spite of his disappointment. Sango smiled, feeling greatly appreciated.
"Thank you for inviting me, Miroku. I truly enjoyed your company."
Miroku looked up into her smiling face, surprised to hear that. Then he found himself spellbound as he gazed at her, finding Sango absolutely beautiful when she smiled like that.
"You're very welcome, Sango." Miroku answered, once he managed to regain his composure.
"Miroku, Kagome and I are just a few doors down. You can always come by anytime." Sango added in an attempt to cheer him up.
Her efforts worked too well as Miroku's trademark perverted grin made its way on his lips.
Sango's smile washed away as she read his face and knew exactly what was going through his mind.
Miroku, when Janet Jackson wrote "Nasty Boys" she was talking about you. "I meant you can drop by and come see us." Sango said, trying to keep her composure though that vein on her forehead was bulging at his perverseness.
Miroku's grin broadened as his eyes looked up at the ceiling. He envisioned Sango and Kagome as they were in their underwear, and him walking in on them just as they were taking that bit of clothing off.
A shoe hitting his face at 100mph ended his fantasy. Sango stood glaring at him like a dragon.
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT, YOU FRICKIN' H!!" She roared shaking her fist.
Miroku threw his hands in the air, surrendering and laughing nervously, "Okay, okay! I give! I was only joking, Sango! Really! I was only joking!"
"Riiight." Sango slowly said skeptically as her anger subsided.
Sango headed for the door. Miroku got up from the bed and held it open for her, putting on that charming smile he had when he invited her in. He got a smirk from Sango.
"So, I'll see you sometime tomorrow, Sango?"
"Yeah, I guess I'll come by tomorrow, Miroku. Still some more things I wanna see." She replied.
Miroku gave her a look of surprise.
"What? What is it?"
"You shouldn't have to wait until tomorrow if you don't want to." Miroku stated with a calm tone.
"I don't?" Sango questioned, wondering where he was going with this.
"Of course not, Sango." Miroku opened his eyes and looked at her with a sly, mischievous smile. "You can be my naughty girl tonight, if you'd like..."
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"I don't get what Sango's problem was. We were just kidding around." Inuyasha griped as he laid on the living room couch after regaining consciousness a while ago.
"Sango knew we were playing around, Inuyasha. She just never took it well when I tease her about guys." Kagome responded.
Shippo spoke up after giving it some thought, "Maybe we went a little too far and got outta line. Although to me it was j-"
"SPINNING BIRD KICK!!"
Inuyasha, Kagome and Shippo suddenly heard a yell from Sango coming from Miroku's room. The yell was followed by the sounds of Miroku getting beat up on and thrown again a wall. Afterward was the sound of him screaming and an angry Sango laying the smackdown on the poor guy. She then stormed out from the room, growling fiercely enough to make a dragon back up from her, and into the outside hallway, slamming the door behind her.
"Well I can quit wondering if he scored or not." Inuyasha commented indifferently, using the remote control to see what was on TV.
Kagome looked at the front door, teardropping; Shippo stared in the direction of Miroku's room with an embarrassed half-lidded visage, also teardropping.
"What an idiot." He said flatly.
Sango stood leaning against the front door of the guys' suite, seething and trying to calm down.
Rrrrr! That frickin' H! That perverted, horny, sweet, gentle H!
She calmed somewhat at the last two adjectives, then opened her eyes and looked down at the floor, smiling lightly.
But the way he makes me feel....
Miroku lay sprawled out on his bed, beaten and bruised and his head hanging over the edge of the bed, his eyes closed, still conscious.
That violent woman. That violent, aggressive, kinky, caring, beautiful woman......
A content smile spread across the actor's lips.
She really turns me on.
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Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! I can't believe it! I just can't believe it!
"You're finished with this story?" Inuyasha guessed ecstatically. "YES!!"
In your dreams, Inuyasha!
"Damn. Well, then what're you so happy about?"
I can't believe it ! I'm so flattered!
"What?!"
GOLDEN-SAMA REVIEWED MY STORY!! THE AUTHOR OF "SAYONARA, KANASHII HOUSHI" REVIEWED MY STORY!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!?
(Inuyasha falls over.)
"What the hell's the deal with him? He writes fanfiction just like you do."
You don't get it! I consider him to be one of the top four celebrity fan-authors on this site!
"Dare I ask who are the other three?"
Well at number four, there's Akida1-san; at number three, there's Golden-Sama; at number two, there's YamiInuyasha8o8.....
"And the top fan-author celebrity?"
Why, LuClipse85 of course!
(All Inuyasha characters fall over)
"Nice to know she remains humble in the presence of the admired, huh guys?" Sango said sarcastically.
Anyway, that's chapter 8 for ya. And once again, I've stayed up until almost 2:30 in the morning to finish this.
There's a good chance you'll see chapter nine next year. I'm goin' to bed now. Good morning!
And since I'll gone on vacation for a month, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!
ZZzzzz..........