The Young Ones: Special Guest
Author: H.W
Rating: PG
Category: Comedy
Feedback: All I could get :) Honestly though!
Summary: Another crazy Young Ones adventure (If you will). Mike has a special guest staying in the share house.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Young Ones or anything associated with it. Its just a Fic I made up. Please don't sue me as I have no money at all!
The scene opens up with Mike, Vyvyan and Rick sitting at the table hungry and bored as usual. Neil walks through the door, as Vyvyan looks up angry.
"NEIL!" Vyvyan shouted, "Why haven't you started cooking my tea yet? I have been hungry for at least 15 minutes and you haven't done a bloody thing!"
"Yeah, well I'm sorry Vyvyan, but I can't do everything you know." Neil said trying to defend himself.
"Well Neil, that's no excuse for not starting dinner is it?" Rick protested.
"Actually it is Rick, I mean since we haven't got any bread and since there isn't anything in the cupboards that I can actually, like, cook, no I haven't started dinner. Anyway, even if I had, you guys wouldn't appreciate it and everything that I do for all of you, like all the heavy housework and everything..."
"Oh come off it Neil! The house still looks the same after you've done the housework anyway." Rick interrupted.
"Neil, what do you mean there is nothing to eat?" Asked Mike, "I saw Vyv with a whole box of Cornflakes this morning."
"Yes Michael, but I do not eat Cornflakes in the morning so I gave them to S.P.G." Vyvyan said.
"You could have left them for later on Vyv for like, now." Neil suggested.
"But I didn't know I would have wanted them now Neil." Vyvyan replied.
"Well lads, I guess there isn't anything to eat then so we are just going to have to starve." Neil said as he sat down at the table joining the rest of the guys.
"I don't think so Neil. We could always eat you." Rick grinned.
"Shut up Rick." Mike shouted warningly as Rick turned his back on the rest. "Now I don't usually like to agree with Neil but we are just going to have to starve unless someone can cough up some money to buy food."
"How Mike?" Vyvyan asked.
"Well I can tell you what matey boy, if we have to decide on who is getting a job again, it is not going to be me." Rick said seriously.
"No Rick, it isn't going to be you that has to get a job. It is going to be me again because I'm the only one that does anything around here and…"
"Neil, it may be a bitter pill to swallow but I'm at the end of my rope," said Mike while Vyvyan and Rick looked confused, "Somebody needs to get a job or find some money for food fast because I'm expecting company tomorrow."
"A girl Mike?" Asked Vyvyan.
"Yeah, I guess you could say that. Anyway I'm going to hit the sack. Goodnight."
"Goodnight Mike." The boys said together as Mike walked up the stairs leaving Vyvyan, Neil and Rick hungry at the table.