AN/You all totally rock with these reviews! Most I've ever gotten. ;D I'm running kinda short of Ideas, but Mokuba Kaiba's up next! Yeehaw 'till then my friends!


Yeehaw. Hi. I'm Yami Marik. FEAR ME PUNY MORTALS AND TREMBLE BEFORE MY GREAT POWER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH…HAHA…yes. Well. I like fuzzy pink bunnies and cupcakes…I MEAN. Bombs and guns. Oh yes. And hair gel. I mean, even my hair is for more superior to that lame brained pharaoh's. You know, I can do a pretty mean impression of him. Ah how I do remember those late night comedy clubs and how the high prei-…of course the high priest wouldn't get so drunk he'd pass out and I'd have to drag him to a tomb and throw him in. Of course not. Hah..ha. Shutup. I never said anything.

My pathetic hikari is almost as bad as the Pharaohs. But at least he's normal sized and doesn't look like a ten year old. (AN/ Little Marik was so adorable in the series. I wanted to hug himmm.) Yea. So. My favorite drink is green herbal tea- wait. No. I like…uh…RUM. Yes rum. That's what I'm drinking now. Yes.

hiccup What? I didn't drink and drive offica. Does driving a duel monster count anyways? hiccup WAIT! You can't arrest me! hiccup Imma send you to tha shadow realm! hiccup GERROF ME! OFF. hiccup Hahah. FOOLS. They think they can take me but they can't! HAHAH. …ow.

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Ow. My head is pounding. Oh my ra! The time! Crud. I'm arrested. What I do? I don't remember. Why me? Pssh. Ah well. Byeeee.