AN/ I haven't touched this story...thing...in forever. XD; forgive me. I planned on doing another five as a new "book" but...ne. whatever. HERES DUKE. :3
I am Duke. Hear me roar.
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I like dice a lot.
So one day. I got my ears pierced. JUST FOR DICE.
Haha.
My father was gambler. I think. I don't remember. BUT IT WOULD EXPLAIN MY LOVE FOR DICE AND MAKE FOR AN INTERESTING BIOGRAPHY NOW WOULDN'T IT?
I made Joey wear this dog suit once.
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It was funny.
Like. Some furry convention. In the middle of a game of DUNGEON DICE MONSTERS.
People say I have girly eyes.
What do they know?
How do they know…I'm not just emo and use excessive amounts of eyeliner for the hell of it? WELL YOU DON'T SO THERE.
…bitches.
I can be emo.
I'm girly. I have eyeliner.
All I need to do it cry and whine.
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Actually. Being emo. Can mean being happy too…
So…
I could dye my hair pink or something and ooze rainbowy happiness.
I like the girly eyeliner thing better…
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Rah. You can all leave now.
Wtf.
Stop reading this.
You have no life…
DICE RULE.
Peace out, yo.