It was a dark and stormy night when RICK, the tactician, announced that he had gotten himself a girlfriend. He stood a top the stage in the tent with many circling him. "Her name is Olivia. And she baked cookies for you all."

Everyone was happy, eating the cookies anxiously, except one person… Erk glared at Olivia suspiciously from afar. "I don't trust one thing about that girl…" he scoffed and threw a cookie down on the floor.

Eliwood actually smiled at him and asked, "Why aren't you in the pit of obsessed fan girls?"

Erk looked at Eliwood not really believing his eyes.

"Eliwood's right!" He muttered under his breath "For once. I should be in the pit of obsessed fan girls! But I'm not..."

His conversation with himself was cut short when Saleh fell over dead. Havoc turned into horror as they inspected the body.

Olivia approached the body and said, "He's only sleeping." The others smiled and went on with their normal lives. Erk poked the body suspiciously, "He's not sleeping! He's dead!"

Lyn laughed at Erk's 'outrageous statement' as Olivia walked over to her and ripped out Lyn's heart. Erk shrieked and pointed at Olivia. "She just killed Lyn! Do something ya' bloody bastards!"

The others silenced and looked at Erk.

Erk rejoiced, "Yes, you believe me!"

Jaffar shook his head, "No, we're just too amazed at your stupidity to say anything."

Erk held his head, the room seemed to be spinning. "This isn't right. It's like a Mary-sue gone wrong!"

Erk ran over to RICK and shook him by the shoulders, "You… you would never date a Mary-sue!" Erk blinked to see that he was just shaking a poorly made rag doll meant to look like RICK.

Erk turned around to find everyone around him on the ground dead, except for Eliwood, who just had his head burrowed in the ground like an ostrich. Olivia walked to him and smiled, while popping her neck. She held a large toilet plunger in her hand and said,

"I saved you for last Erk."

Erk woke up screaming in his tent. He put his hand to his forehead, "Ah, it was only a dream."

Suddenly a half naked Pent sat up beside him in bed, "Something frighten you Erky-poo?"

Erk threw his head back and screamed.

Suddenly Louise woke shaking. "Oh, thank heavens, it was only a dream." Lousie looked to see if Pent was still there in the same bed. Pent sat up, "Something frighten you?" at least it looked like Pent, with Melinusses' face.

Louise clutched her face, and screamed.

Jaffar rolled over in his cot. He sat up. "Man, that's the last time I sleep with my mouth open…" He heard a soft knocking at the door of his tent.

"Come in." he said.

It was a large cow. Jaffar cocked his head. Suddenly, it began to talk, "I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time."

Jaffar was still getting over the fact that a cow walked up and talked to him when she said, "I'm your mother."

Jaffar screamed.

Guy sat up in his cot and scratched his head, "Aww…" he groaned, and "That dream was getting interesting…"

Suddenly Mathew walked in his tent and held up a piece of parchment. "I release you from our deal." said Mathew.

Guy was overjoyed.

Mathew woke up screaming. He held his head, "How could I be that stupid! Ah, well… it was just a dream."

Suddenly, the 'tent maid' Lucius walked in with a smile on his face. He began tidying up Mathew's tent randomly, while whistling.

Mathew sat up and asked, "You do understand that it's in the middle of the night?"

Lucius ignored his statement and began dusting. Suddenly, he dropped his dust rag.

Mathew said, "Umm… you dropped something."

Lucius looked down. He paused with a horror-struck look on his face and screamed, "I'M A MAN!"

Raven woke up shocked. He groaned, "That's not cool."

Raven tried going to sleep but couldn't. He got up and took a stroll. After a few minutes, he found Rebecca and Lowen together in the moonlight.

Raven raised an eyebrow but watched them safely and hidden in some bushes.

Rebecca smiled, "Oh, Lowen, why don't you move your bangs so I can see your pretty eyes?"

Lowen smiled back, "Okay." He said. He lifted up his green hair to reveal that he only had one eye. He was, in fact, a Cyclops.

Rebecca screamed and fainted.

Raven covered his mouth to keep himself from shrieking in pure terror. He removed his hand to find vomit in his palm. Like Rebecca, he fainted. Lowen got up and pulled a twenty out of Rebecca's pocket before walking away.

Hector woke up with a grin on his face. He raised his arms up in joy, "I knew it! How did I know, how did I know! But it was just a dream…"

Hector's sudden outburst caused his favorite axe to fall from its mount on the wall and slice him into tiny little chunks.

Nergal woke up happily. "Interesting… Although it was just a dream, I feel like that could be in future plans."

He snapped at Denning, "You, go get me some milk."

Denning flexed his muscles, because of this, his cloak ripped. He said in an Austrian accent, "Okay I go an' get de' milk." before walking through the stone wall.

Nergal but his hand to his mouth, "My goodness..."

Ephidel sat up in his bed, "That was such a weird dream. Denning… buff? That would be like the 00ber-Denning…"

Nergal burst in his room carrying many shopping bags. "Ohhhh, my moooorrrrppphhhsss!"

Ephidel, "What do you want so late Sire?"

Nergal lifted a skimpy skirt out of the bag, "You are no longer my morph slaves but my Hip and Peppy cheerleading squad! And here are the uniforms; cloaks are SO fifty years ago!"

Ephidel asked seriously, "Have you been sleeping with your mouth open again sire?"

Fargus ran in the room wearing Nergal's 'uniform'. "I'm all dressed Sire!"

Nergal said happily, "Oh and Fargus is joining the squad too! Uh… Ephidel?"

Ephidel screamed, covered his eyes, and fainted.

Eliwood woke up shaking. "I did not need to see that. Poor Ephidel…" Eliwood found that he couldn't sleep after that horrid nightmare and ran off to get a snack.

He searched through RICK's secret trunk for some chocolate.

Eliwood: -whistling-

-Jaws music in background-

Eliwood: Dum de da… la la…

-Olivia appears in shadows with plunger in hand Ooo, frighting-

Eliwood: Man! All he has is peanut butter!

-Eliwood shrugs and keeps looking but Olivia pulls him forward.-

Eliwood, screaming: Who are you? AH!

-Olivia takes the plunger and puts it to Eliwood's face using a secret technique to keep using pressure until Eliwood suffocates and suffers a horrible---Ack! I'll just tell you the truth. Olivia basically is putting a plunger to Eliwood's face and is somehow killing him in a rather retarded way… And can we please go back to the NORMAL NON-LAZY WAY!-

Eliwood fell to the ground, dead, his face red and twisted from the plunger-ness.

-THANK YOU!-

RICK woke up with a large grin on his face, "What a woman!" he said out of dislike of Eliwood.

"That reminds me… I wanted to introduce my girlfriend to everyone today!"

RICK got out of bed to begin the new day.

"Good morning everyone. This is my girlfriend Olivia and she made brownies for you all."

Everyone took a brownie with fake smiles on their faces. Many had rings around their eyes and Eliwood didn't even show up. Jaffar was starring forward and the brownie fell out of his hand. He just stared, as in shock. Lucius poked himself in odd places while looking depressed, while Raven watched him. Mathew seemed sad, while Guy, the opposite and Louis wouldn't let Pent leave her side and every second Erk would move a foot farther from Pent.

When the brownies were passed out, Erk tossed his brownie to the ground, "Déjà vu… And where's Eliwood anyway?"

RICK raised an eyebrow. "Where is Eliwood?"

Olivia smiled innocently, "I wonder… Well, I need to use the ladies room."

Olivia walked off smiling. When no one was near, Olivia pressed on switch on the wall in her tent. Her tent was originally completely filled with pink everyone, but it changed dark and ghastly. On the wall in front of her was a large list of blood, a list, of everyone in Fire Emblem. Olivia bit her thumb so she could cross Eliwood's name off the list and laugh maniacally.

END OF THE FED UP CHAPTER

RICK, the amazing tactician smiled, "Well that was that. I believe that every good story needs to have a fucked up chapter! Basically that whole thing was a bit of nightmares for everyone to get a little fearful."

Jaffar held up a cardboard sign that read, "I am so scarred for life."

RICK smiled again, all smiley-smiley, "Well you know its true cow-boy."

Jaffar walked off looking most displeased.

RICK took this as his queue to continue on and did so, "Oh, and this story isn't just for those who read A trip to the Real World but just random people who want to read random junk. Adios amigos. Oh and las fiestas in mi pantaloones y tu invitado."