A/N:

ONESHOT WEDNESDAY wouldn't be complete without ONE oneshot, now would it? So here it is. I might even turn it into a series, depending on reactions.

Warnings: OOC! JAPANESE!

Disclaimer: My name aint Natsuki Takaya.

It was a very sexual day at Shigure-san's house. The sun-sama was shining and the bird-chan's were singing. There was insanity brewing in the house though, like a home made larger. Tohru-chan started the insanity, by opening her gob.

"Sohma-kun, I need some miso. Come to the store with me?"

Sohma-kun looked up from his newspaper and grinned wickedly.

"Anon-can-do Honda-chan. I am busy reading the sexual report in the newspaper. Why don't you go ask baka neko-chan?"

Tohru-chan turned to her beloved neko.

"Neko-san, will you come to the store with me?"

"Anon-can-do Tohru-chan. I'm busy as well with… umm… Haru-chan's sperm donor application form" Kyo-kun replied in an evil sounding voice. Tohru-chan nodded.

"Desu!" She yelled angrily before walking off to the store…desu.

Sohma-kun, Kyo-kun and Shigure-san all gathered at the table once she had left. There was a discussion about cheese on toast. They got angry for no real reason.

"I hate you-desu!" Yelled Kyo-kun angrily to the girly boy-chan beside him.

"OH MY AKITO-SAMA!" Hollered Shigure-san, once he had realized what was going on, "Not another fight! Calm down!"

"Okay-desu…" They mumbled together.

"Arigato" Shigure-san sighed, picking up his paper towel and blowing his nostril on it.

When Tohru-chan got back from the store, she found three men sleeping on the ground in blood bathed-desu heaps. She felt despicable for trusting them by themselves-desu.

"DESU!" She yelled angrily, before cleaning up the blood bath.

"Arigato for cleaning our house, Honda-san" Sighed Sohma-kun apologetically.

THEN! IN A FLASH OF LIGHT!

Akito-sama flew through the door. She giggled hysterically before saying something intelligent.

"Konnichi wa-desu. I have some for a visit-desu. Where is my beloved Yun-chan?"

Yun-chan AKA Sohma-kun died from shock when she said that. Yay!

Kyo-kun laughed up a hair ball. Shigure-san giggled.

"OH MY AKITO-SAMA!" Yelled Akito-sama, "YOU PEOPLE SUCK-DESU!"

"I suck more than sucking-desu itself"

"I know," Replied the now not dead Yun-chan.

Then there was happiness-desu.

In the end, the moon-sama shined and the owl-chan's hooted. The day ended happily-desu.

End.

A/N:

Oh My Akito-sama. That Story was painfully strange.

-grins-