A/N:
Since ya all liked it so much, here's another adventure-desu.
A lot of people asked me what "desu" means. I don't actually know. I think it's just an expression people use in Japan at the end of a sentence.
Isuzu means "bell" in Japanese, people. It's Rin's real name.
Kami-sama means God…
And "sama" is like the prefix for someone or something IMPORANT, such as god, or porn.
It was a cold-desu day in Japan; the sun-sama was nowhere to be seen. Tohru-chan sighed a bored-sounding sigh as she crawled out of bed-desu.
"Desu…" She mumbled as she walked down the stairs. On the floor-desu, was a rat-chan! She gasped, thinking it was Sohma-kun. Little did she know-desu, it wasn't. It was a rodent rat-chan!
"Kyo-kun! A rat-chan! Help-desu!" Tohru-chan screamed flapping her arms around like a bird-chan. Her neko friend descended down the stairs-desu with speed like a plane-sama.
"Tohru-chan! Never fear-desu! I am here!" Kyo-kun yelled before leaping on the rat-chan and squishing it. Gut-chan's flew everywhere-desu.
"Ewww… gut-chan's!" Said Tohru-chan, a tinge of disgust-desu to her isuzu sounding voice. Kyo-kun laughed softly before going back to bed-desu; he hated waking up at the crack of dawn-sama.
Five or six hour-sama's later, Sohma-kun, Shigure-san and Kyo-kun all woke up at the same time, to find Tohru-chan in the exact same spot she was five or six hour-sama's ago.
"What the hell-desu?" Asked Kyo-kun questionably, "Move Tohru-chan!"
But Tohru-chan was frozen to the floor-desu.
The air-sama was silent-desu as the Sohma's realized that their precious-desu Tohru-chan had turned into a statue-chan.
"We must call Akito-sama!" Yelled Shigure-san, "Kami-sama knows what will happen if we don't!"
"But Akito-sama IS Kami-sama, Shigure-san" Sohma-kun pointed out.
Shigure-san burped and went to look for his porn-sama. Kyo-kun was left to ring his Kami-sama, Akito-sama.
"Akito-sama?" Asked Kyo-kun, "Tohru-chan is dying-desu. Please help her-sama!"
"Okay-desu"
"Fly here with your super sexy Kami-sama like powers-desu!" Exclaimed Kyo-kun before he hung up.
Five minute-sama's later, Akito-sama flew through the window of Shigure-san's house, even though there isn't a window.
"My Kami-sama!" Yelled Akito-sama in a desu-sounding voice, "Lets save Tohru-chan!"
Akito-sama used her Kami-sama live powers to save Tohru-chan. In reality-desu, she sprinkled some icing sugar-desu onto her fragile body-chan.
"DESU!" Yelled Tohru-chan as she came around-desu, "I'm alive-sama!"
"Yes, and it's all thanks to me, the Sohma Kami-sama!" Akito-sama said, before she flew out the non-existent window again. They waved her goodbye-desu.
So, all in all, everyone had a happy day-desu. The moon-sama came out minute-sama's later and everyone fell asleep-desu.
The end-sama.
A/N-sama:
Yay-desu! That was crazy-sama.
-grins-