A/N:
I updated-desu! That's wicked-sama.
Got request for me? A certain chapter, you want to make up the plot for? A oneshot you've always wanted to see just floating around like sausage in the breeze?
I got school holiday-sama's, so I'm bored. Don't be afraid to PM me or review with an idea.
THIS IDEA COMES FROM… The firstsection of "Inside the Sick Mind of: YUKI SOHMA"
In this chapter-desu, there may be some angst-sama. Why-desu? Because I-chan know that everyone-desu loves angst-sama. Because without angst-sama, the world-desu would die-kun.
It all started-desu when Tohru-chan woke up. She felt like doing a little dance-chan. Kami-sama knows why, but she did it at the top of the stair-chan's. Tohru-chan coughed at a random-sama interval-desu's, causing her to fall-desu down the stair-chan's.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh-desu!" She screeched-desu. But no one came to her rescue-chan. Why-desu? Because they were busy-desu. Take a look-desu.
Kyo-kun was outside training-desu.
Sohma-kun was sleeping-desu.
Shigure-san was reading his porn-sama. Gotta love porn-sama!
Tohru-chan fell and bonked her head-desu. It hurt-sama! She cried out in pain-desu before fainting-desu on the floor-chan.
Kyo-kun was wandering-sama inside-desu, when he noticed a dead-desu body on the floor-chan. He gasped with utter shock-chan!
"TOHRU-CHAN" Kyo-kun said. He didn't scream-desu, I-chan just put it into capitals for the Hell-sama of it-desu.
"Yes, Kyo-kun?" She replied, her isuzu voice ringing-desu. Then, Tohru-chan realized she was supposed to be dead slash fainted-desu.
"I'm dead slash fainted-desu. Forget I said than-desu!" She exclaimed-desu to Kyo-kun before shutting up-sama.
"Damn Rat-kun, Tohru-chan's dead-desu" Kyo-kun said to Damn Rat-kun.
"Stupid Cat-SAMA… you killed her-desu!" (Stupid Cat gets a sama, 'cos he's important)
Sohma-kun dived onto Kyo-kun and attacked him-desu. It hurt-sama!
"Wait-desu!" Shigure-san yelled from the bottom-desu of the stair-chan's. "Tohru-chan is dead-desu!"
Shigure-san then picked up Tohru-chan (despite the curse-sama) and carried-desu her to the Hospital-sama. Kyo-kun and Sohma-kun followed also.
At the Hospital-sama, the doctor-sama looked at her-chan.
"She's fine-desu! She's just faking it-desu!"
"DESU!" Yelled Tohru-chan "You let out my secret-chan!"
Then she ran away into the wood-chan's and back to Shigure-san's house-desu. Hatori-san then erased their memory-sama's and the whole incident-desu was forgotten-sama.
The day-desu ended happily-sama.
End-chan.
A/N-sama:
Yay-desu!