A/N-sama:
Yay-desu! It's update-sama time!
In this chapter-desu, Kyo-kun goes on an adventure-sama!
Wow-chan!
Kyo-kun decided to go for a walk-chan because the sun-sama was shining at the worm-chan's were being eaten by bird-chan's. But silly Kyo-kun forgot to bring the map-kun! Desu you, Kyo-kun!
"Desu!" Kyo-kun said-desu, when he realized he-kun had forgotten the map-kun. "I'll-kun just have to go back to that damn dog-san's house and get it-desu!"
But that silly Kyo-kun forgot he was lost-desu! He-kun didn't know what to do-desu, so he-kun sat down on the grass-chan. After a few minute-sama's, Kyo-kun realized this was the time for action-sama! He-kun would have to go on an…
ADVENTURE-SAMA GASP-DESU!
"Anon-can-do," Kyo-kun then said-desu, because he-kun likes to say stuff, "I-kun can't go on an adventure-sama, because I-kun don't have a map-kun!"
That silly Kyo-kun! He's forgetting-desu that in this particular fic-sama he-kun can do whatever-sama he wants-desu!
"Wow-chan!" Kyo-kun cried-sama when he realized he-kun could do anything-desu he-kun wanted-sama.
He-kun kicked his-kun heels san (Three in Japanese…desu) times-desu and he-kun was off on an…
ADVENTURE-SAMA GASP-DESU!
Before Kyo-kun could comprehend-desu what was going on-sama, he-kun was in a mysterious-chan land with chocolate-sama trees and lollipop-sama flavoured people.
"Gasp-desu!" Kyo-kun gasped, as he-kun went over-desu and started to lick-kun a random girl-sama.
"Konnichi wa!" Kyo-kun said happily-sama, "What's your name-desu?"
"Watashi wa TOHRU-CHAN DESU! Wake up, Kyo-kun! Your having a nightmare-sama! Please-desu stop licking me-sama!"
That silly Tohru-chan! She doesn't get a -sama! She's not that important-sama!
Kyo-kun peeled his silly little-chan eyes open and noticed-sama he-kun was licking-desu Tohru-chan's hand-desu like a common, filthy-sama dog-desu.
"Desu!" He-kun cried angrily-sama.
"What is the matter-desu?"
"I-kun was having a wonderful-sama adventure dream-desu. Then, you-chan woke me up, dammit-sama!"
Tohru-chan felt very bad-sama what she had done-desu.
"Shall I-chan put you back to sleep-san so you can dream-chan again-desu?"
Kyo-kun nodded. Tohru-chan smiled-desu and began telling him-kun her-chan boring life story. It wasn't too long-san, before Kyo-kun was happily-sama on an…
ADVENTURE-SAMA GASP-DESU!
…again-desu.
A/N-sama:
Well-desu, that was quite random-sama.
What did you-chan think-desu?