A/N-sama:
Le gaspos el muchos gracious!
Wee! I speak with you Japanese and Spanish. I think. Maybe Mexican.
Okay so… I know people in Japan say last names first, so… here's a little something concerning that, right? Okay then.
This chapter was inspired (like some others) by Kawatta-nee-chan.
Sohma Hiro-chan woke-sama to a start-desu. His eye-chan's were closed-san, but now they were open-kun, which was good-desu, because he needed to see-sama. He rolled over-desu so the sun-sama was shining right into his eye ball-chan's.
Gasp-desu! He didn't want that-kun! He moved-desu to the drawer-san, where he got dressed-sama. Because dressing is important…sama.
And then-desu! In a flash of light-sama!
Sohma Hiro-chan turned into… A PIECE OF WOOLLY TOAST-SAMA!
He stared-sama up at the roof-desu for about 6 hour-sama's, before his mother-sama came in and grabbed him up-desu.
"My, my! Hiro-chan is so messy-desu, leaving toast-sama around!" She sighed-desu. "Oh well-sama. He can eat it for breakfast-desu!"
Hiro-chan's Mummy-desu didn't really care-san that the PIECE OF WOOLLY TOAST-SAMA had wool-desu on it (which could be mistaken-desu for mold-sama). She walked-desu out into the kitchen-sama and plopped-kun it on a plate-desu.
"Desu!" He moaned-sama (because moaning is important…sama) as his toasty-desu skin hit the plate-desu. "Mummy-kun, please put me back-desu!"
Sohma Hiro-chan then got a bite-sama taken out of his head-san! He cried-desu out in pain-sama as his Mummy-kun then threw him in the bin-desu! He was too woolly for her liking-sama.
Hiro-chan was then-desu knocked out-sama. When he woke up-desu, the sun-sama was shining in his furry little-sama eye-desu's. He moaned-sama and tried to roll-desu his toasted-sama little body over, but couldn't-chan because he sucks-sama.
His moldy-desu toasted-sama form lay on a rubbish heap-desu at the waste collection agency-sama. Where would we be without them-san! Where-desu! WHERE-DESU?
"Damn-desu!" He cried out as a seagull-chan flew him away to the ocean-sama. As they flew-desu, the bird dropped him. Why-kun? Because he magically-sama transformed-desu back into a cute-chan little kid-kun! He fell into the ocean-sama.
"Kami-sama… how am I supposed to get home-desu?"
At this point, Kami-sama AKA Akito-sama flew over with her sexy 1337 skillz-desu and flew him back home-kun, where he was reunited-sama with his mother-kun!
"Yippee…desu!" His mother-kun said happily-desu to the naked-sama form of Sohma Hiro-chan. Everyone-san was happy-desu to see him again… NOT-SAMA!
End-desu.
A/N-sama:
Numero Uno Sheepito!
Hiro-chan went on one mighty random adventure-sama, I have to say.