A/N-sama:
Where Sohma Haru-kun realizes that Sohma Akito-sama isn't his mother-desu.
Sohma Haru-kun had been informed-sama a few day-chan's ago that Sohma Akito-sama was his mother-chan. He-kun knew that this couldn't be true-sama, as he-kun had a real Mummy-chan already. Akito-sama sucks-desu!
Haru-kun decided that he-kun would go on a fantastic-desu adventure-sama gasp-kun to find out weather or not-desu his mother-chan really WAS Akito-sama.
First-desu, he-kun went to the library-san and flicked through the permanent record-chan's. When he-kun found 'Sohma-san' in the pile, he-kun pulled it out-desu and began to read-kun, like the good little kiddy-chan he-kun is.
"Sohma Haru-kun…" He-kun mumbled when he-kun found his name, "Biological Mummy-chan unknown?" He-kun paused. "Desu!"
"Shhh!" Said the stupid-sama librarian lady-sama person thingy-chan. Haru-kun glared at her-chan and threw a sex-sama manual at her fat head-chan. Haru-kun thought this was funny-sama!
Next, he-kun went to Sohma Hatori-san's house-desu. Maybe Hatori-san knew. Haru-kun figured he might-desu, since he-kun is the family-sama doctor-chan and doctor-chan's usually have permanent record-san's.
"Hatori-san?" Haru-kun said as he-kun walked in the door-sama of his house. "Where do you keep the permanent record chan's?"
Hatori-san looked up from his porn-sama magazine and pointed-desu to a filing cabinet. Haru-kun nodded and walked-desu to it-san. Skipping-desu through the folder-san's until he-kun found his name, Haru-kun was annoyed-sama. If Akito-sama had lied-desu to him, then he-kun was going to kick some ZODIAC GOD ASS-SAMA.
He-kun yanked out his file-desu and read it. This is what it said-desu.
Sohma Hatsuharu-kun,
Born-sama: Who the hell-sama knows-desu?
Age-desu: See above-kun.
BIOGLOGICAL MOTHER-GASP-SAN:
Haru-kun gasped-sama as he read-kun the last line-desu of his permanent record-chan.
Sohma Haru's-Mummy-chan!
"Gasp-desu!" He-kun gasped. "My Mummy-chan has been my Mummy-chan all along-desu! That means Sohma Akito-sama isn't my Mummy-chan at all! Time to kick some ZODIAC GOD ASS-SAMA!"
Hatori-san looked up from his porno-sama magazine and sighed-desu.
"Please Haru-kun, refrain yourself-desu!"
"Okay-desu!"
Haru-kun then skipped home to his REAL Mummy-chan and not some stinky Akito-sama.
Akito-sama watched out of the window of her-desu bedroom and sighed-kun dramatically-sama.
"All I wanted-desu was a son-kun to love-chan!" She wailed-sama, before running away to hide under her bed-san.
End-sama!
A/N:
Umm… how strange?