This fic is dedicated to Spike on his birthday which is on 26th June.

Happy Birthday, Spike!

Warning- short, pointless. Please excuse for the mistakes (If there are any!) and May be a bit boring but I was getting bored at the same time.

Enjoy. Read and Review and please no FLAMES!

Animals, Children and Women with attitudes.

Spike sat on the sofa. Another day another morning. (Of course they were in space and they could never see morning in space!)

He yawned. "Jet, is the break fast ready!" he called out. "Just a minute!" Jet called out. Spike touched his groaning stomach. He was really hungry after all that training. "Good morning, Spike- Spike!" he heard. Spike looked back to see Ed.

"Yeah, Yeah, whatever!" he said. "So, Ein, what are you doing!" Ed asked Ein who merely barked.

Spike took out his cigarette. He searched for his lighter.

"Damn!"

Ed looked up. "Where's my lighter?"

Ed gave a mischievous smile. Spike eyed Ed. Something was wrong with her. Then his eyes turned to something in Ein's mouth. Spike yelled. "Hey, you dirty mongrel, give my lighter back!" he lurched forward to take back his lighter but only got bitten by Ein. "OWWW! I'll get you!" he said and Jet sighed as he heard a bark and string of gibberishes curses from Spike.

"What's up?" Faye asked. Spike shot her a death glare. Faye smiled and burst into laughter. "You got bitten again!" Faye started laughing so much that she almost rolled on the floor. "Hahahahahaha, that was the fourth time this week!" she screamed in laughter.

Spike scowled. "Shut up." He muttered. All of a sudden there was stinging pain in his hand. "ooowwwww! Ed pass me the antiseptic! FAST!" he shouted. Ed nodded.

"Spike- Spike want antiseptic! Spike- Spike got bitten! Ayaa Ein! You should not have bite Spike- Spike!" She said as she made her way across the room to a drawer. She pulled out a bottle and opened it's lid and gave it to Spike.

Spike was in agony. He poured the whole bottle without thinking. Jet was watching the whole scene with a smile on his face.

All of a sudden, Spike cried even louder. "What was that you gave me, ED!" he shouted in pain. "Let's see now!" Ed said inspecting the bottle. She exclaimed. "Ayaaa, it is hydrochloric acid!"

"ED!"

The most shortest fic I have ever written. Anyways, happy birthday again Spike!And readers sorry for this lame fic that just popped up whenI saw kids in my Science Practicals class putting their finger into Hydrochloric Acid.

Miki