A/N-sama:
In which Honda Kyoko-san eats an egg-sama.
It was early-desu ichi October-sama morning, when Honda Kyoko-san woke from her-san slumber-desu. Honda Tohru-chan, being only ju-nii years old-desu, was still asleep-chan, when her-chan Mummy-san checked on her-chan.
"Aww…desu!" Kyoko-san sighed-desu and wandered-san down the stair-chan's and into the kitchen where she-san saw the fridge-sama.
"Frrriiiidddgggeee-saaamaaaa…" Kyoko-san drooled-desu, as she-san opened the door-kun. It flung open with force-desu, it fell off the hinges-kun!
Then, she-san saw it.
IT.
The… egg-sama!
"Egg-sama!" Kyoko-san drooled-desu, grabbing the round treat-desu and munching hard into it's chicken-desu flavoured goodness-sama.
Then, she-san realized that the egg-sama had a skin-desu! Kyoko-san was depressed-sama all the way to the tip of her ass-chan! How was she-san to get the skn-desu off her egg-sama?
This is where the fun-desu began-sama!
Kyoko-san first tried mauling-sama it with a spoon-chan. This didn't work-san, because the skin-desu was too strong-chan! Kyoko-san was very pissed off-sama, because the skin-desu wouldn't break-san.
"Tohru-chan!" Kyoko-san called from down the stair-chan's. But Tohru-chan was fast asleep-desu and did not return her-chan Mummy-san's call.
Kyoko-san then tried to break the skin-desu of the egg-sama from a different approach-chan. She-san tried to break it with her special-kun eye powers-sama. But, as Kyoko-san realized, her special-kun eye powers-sama didn't actually exsist-desu.
She-san cried-sama for a bit-chan.
Then, she-san had the best idea-sama!
"Desu!" Kyoko-san hollered as she-san hurled-desu the egg-sama to the floor-chan. It smashed into ju-jitchi pieces-desu!
"Yay-desu!" She-san exclaimed-kun, "The egg-sama has broken from it's skin-desu! Now I-san may eat!"
She-san then picked up everything-san and ate it all up-kun.
End-sama.
A/N-sama:
I wont be updating this one much anymore.
It'll just be a thing I do every now and then.
Should I just end the series?
IMPORTANT:
Ichi – One.
Ju-Nii – Twelve.
Ju-Jitchi – One Thousand. (I think)