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Just The 6 Of Us
Chapter 2: War
Rinoa and Quistis sat at one of the tables in the Garden's cafeteria. "I wonder where everyone else is. It's already 10:50 AM, Squall would be up by now..." Rinoa took a sip of her coffee while the blonde continued. "Unless he was distracted for most of the night." She leered at Rinoa who just raised her eyebrows.
"Hey, I didn't do anything! It was his stupid gunblade polishing crap!" She explained, taking another sip of her coffee. She turned around and saw Selphie walking towards them. "Hey, Selphie."
"Hi all!" She grinned happily as she sat down next to them. "Hey, do you guys want to have a party! It'll be fun! That way, we'll be able to get to know you better!" She said, looking at Rinoa.
"It could be fun...?" Quistis suggested.
"Okay, YAY!" Selphie clasped her hands together.
The raven-haired girl furrowed her eyebrows, "Well, what about the guys, are they going to be invited too?"
"What! NO!" Selphie quickly reacted, well overreacted, "This is girls party! They probably have something to do, like... do gay stuff! You know, Squall's probably polishing his stupid gunblade while watching porn right now because he is just so... you know... gay!" Rinoa raised her eyebrows.
"How do you know that he does that?"
"Well it's sorta a long story but I just walked into his dorm room one time, and then he got so upset and flustered like I'd just walked in on his dancing around in his room naked!" She laughed while Quistis and Rinoa just stared at her because of what she had just said. "Not that he does..."
"So what do you guys think? We could have a party tonight and invite the ladies!" The cowboy explained to Squall and Zell who sat at the library table. Zell was still staring at Camilla, and Squall just tapped his fingers on the wooden desk out of boredom. "Then we'll get tons of alcohol to get the ladies drunk, and then the real party will begin!" He grinned with a little smirk. "C'mon whatdaya say?"
"...Whatever."
"Can I invite Camilla?" The blonde asked curiously, getting looks from both Irvine and Squall. "What? It was your idea!"
"Fine, whatever!" Irvine shrugged. "But if we want to have a party, we need to see if the guests are coming!" And so the guys walked out of the library, walking to the dormitory. Once they got there, they spotted the girls.
"Well, if it isn't you guys!" Selphie leered at them, crossing her arms. "Is there an EXCUSE for bumping into us? Hmm!"
"Just calm down woman!" Rinoa shook the girl for a moment, while the guys just looked at them dumbfounded. She looked over to the guys and crossed her arms sternly, "Can we help you?"
"Not necessarily..." Irvine furrowed his eyebrows. "We're just having a party and we'd like to know if you wanted to come-"
"Oh, really?" Quisits asked them sternly. "You guys are having a party too?"
"Who else would be having a party today, the day WE decided to have a party? HUH! I'd like to know so I can kick their teeny-weeny asses!" Zell pumped his fists while the girls all glaring at him.
"Well it happens that we are having a party. So it looks like your dream guestlist isn't going to happen!" Quistis snapped.
Irvine looked at the girl who just spoke and stepped closer to her, "Who said that we wanted YOU GUYS to come?"
The females answered his question at the same time, "YOU DID!"
"Damnit..." He muttered as he stepped back.
"Well, we were only being polite so you wouldn't feel left out if we didn't invite you! Which we shouldn't have since it's pretty clear that you girls are too busy having pillow fights in your underwear!" The spikey-haired blonde interjected.
The cowboy leaned over and whispered into Squall's ear, "That's better than any party."
"We don't have pillow fights in our underwear!" Quistis said, watching their faces go from angry to gloomy. "I-I-I'm sorry! We do!"
"LIAR!" Zell cried. Irvine glared at him.
"Man, what are you doing to me!"
"... Whatever." Squall sighed and rolled his eyes at the two men. The girls smiled at him with a little sparkle in their eyes. "What?"
"Squall's invited to our party 'cause he's not as immature as you guys are!" Rinoa said as she dragged him to where they were standing.
Both of them looked at them in disbelief, "WHAT!"
"We'll see you guys later!" Selphie waved mockingly as the four of them headed to her dorm room.
"Bastards!" Zell yelled angrily and hit the floor with his fist. "They think that they can just do that! Take poor Squall and try to make him a woman! Oh, man! You know what this means, Irvine?" The brunette just raised his eyebrows and shrugged.
"No...?"
"This means WAR!" The blonde yelled as he charged to their dorm.
"This souds good... just need some water balloons, sleeping powder, my charms and good looks." The cowboy smirked at those thoughts and called out, "I'm right behind you Zell!"
As Quisits closed the door, Selphie and Rinoa pushed Squall onto the cream-colored couch in their dorm. Quickly after, he stood up and threw hand in the air quickly "What the hell!"
"SHH!" Selphie hushed him as she had her ear against the door, "They might know that we're here!"
"Well they probably won't since you did such a good job at hiding." He sarastically commented as he rolled his eyes.
Rinoa walked up to him, "You don't have to be so angry! Geez, just relax." She said, pushing him back onto the couch.
The petite brunette put her hands on her hips and looked at the two, "Seriously, you guys! I can't hear anything with you guys yapping!"
Squall rolled his eyes again, muttering, "You're one to talk..."
"SHH!" She hushed him again, and when she put her ear against the door to hear noises, there was a knock on the door that was so loud a person who was a mile away could have heard. "AHH!"
"SELPHIE! RINOA! QUISTIS!" The voice boomed from the other side of the door, "RETURN THE SQUALL!"
"No, you evil... hairy... miniun of the DEVIL!" Selphie screamed, while everyone else in the room just stared at her.
The person hesitated now, "Yo, just give him back man!"
"Zell, this is no way to handle things!" Another voice said.
"Oh yeah, you think I'm going to take advice from a guy who wears that hat!"
"We'll you're gonna you little momma's boy!"
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME!"
"You heard me! Little momma's boy, momma's boy, MOMMA'S BOY!"
"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN IRVINE KINNEAS!"
"What are you going to do you little momma's boy! HUH? What, tell your mommy that I was mocking you?"
"GET READY FOR SOME ASS KICKING!" Quistis opened the door to see Irvine and Zell hitting eachother with their fists.
"You guys! Stop it!" Rinoa pleaded as she saw them pulling eachother's hair.
"Let's get them now!" Zell yelled to Irvine as they charged to towards the girls. Irvine grabbed Selphie by the waist and threw her on top his shoulder, making her pound her fists against his lower-back.
"Let- me - go!" She said as she continued hitting him. The martial-artist looked over to Squall who wasn't doing anything.
"Squall! Do something, man!" He yelled as he chased Quistis around the table in her dorm's kitchen.
'What the hell is wrong with these guys?' He furrowed his eyebrows as he noticed that Rinoa was standing next to him. 'Isn't she even worried about what they are going to do to her? ... I'm surrounded by idiots.'
"Well, isn't this entertaining?" She commented as she watched Zell throw a net over the blonde that he was chasing.
Irvine looked over to Squall, "Geez, grab Rinoa!" He watched as the leather-clad man did nothing, sighing as he walked over to her and threw her over his shoulder as well. "You see, it's that easy!"
"Well, this went all according to plan!" Zell grinned as he rubbed his hands together while looking at the girls who were tied to the couch in his dorm. "Now, I think you know that we are the best! We beat you-hoo!" He said rubbing it in their faces while he danced around.
Irvine raised his eyebrows and muttered under his breath, "Certainly wasn't my plan..."
"I had nothing to do with this." Squall said crossing his arms.
"What? You two argued so we'd want to see what was happening!" Rinoa yelled, and the two of them nodded shortly after her interjection. She shot a look at Quistis, "Geez, you had to open the door, didn't you?"
"You... losers!" Selphie shrieked as she tried to wrestle herself out of the ropes that were tied around her wrists and ankles.
"That definately wasn't part of the plan!" Irvine whined as he heard the bad remarks from the women. "After this day I will no longer be considered a ladie's man because of my roommate's sin..." He shook his head in despair, then he lifted his head and leered at he blonde standing next to him. "But I think I will always be the more attrative one of the two of us."
"Well you mother shouldn't be considered as man's - lady - anymore!" Zell tried to counter back, which caused more bickering between the two.
"You shouldn't be a momma's boy anymore!" They continued arguing, not noticing that Rinoa had removed the ropes from her wrist and began to untie the ones on her ankles. Quistis was the first to notice out of her and Selphie and she over to her ear to whisper, "Hey, help me out here when you're done."
She nodded as the ropes came off. She untied Quistis's hands, which made Selphie notice this. "Me next!" She whispered, making Rinoa untie hers as well. Once they were free again Selphie looked over at Rinoa, "What do we do now?'
"Well I think we should do what women do best." She replied, raising her eyebrows at the two.
"Hey... Irvy..." Selphie walked up to Irvine, talking in a naive voice.
"Hi Selphie..." The cowboy grinned at the attention from her. Zell looked around quickly at everyone.
"How did you guys get untied!"
"Shh... Zell, it's just we couldn't keep our hands off you, that's all..." Quistis said in a sultry voice, putting her hands on his chest. "Is that a problem?"
"N-no?"
Irvine looked at the blonde in disbelief, "What the hell are you doing! They're horny!"
Rinoa cringed as she decided to walk up to Squall who was standing there, looking at Irvine who just winked at him. "Hey, Squall..." She twirled her hair around her finger in a kinky way, the putting her hand against his chest seductively. He stumbled onto the couch, making her fall on top of him.
"NOW!" Selphie alerted the other females as she threw sleeping powder on the three males, which she had aquired from defeating the Grats in the Training Center. "Like taking candy from a baby!" She smirked, dusting her hands off. "Now it's time for the real fun to begin!"
Zell rubbed his eyes, yawning in the process of waking up. Looking around he realized he wasn't in his room anymore and that he was in the middle of the dormitory halls, and he wasn't alone. There were 20 female upper-classmen surrounding him and his two comrades - Irvine and Zell.
"What the hell is your problem? How is it so interesting that I was sleeping in the hallway!"
"Look at his abs!" One of the females pointed out as the rest of them sighed in awe.
Zell furrowed his eyebrows, "'Look at his abs? What the hell? It's not like we're naked-" "THE FLIPPIN HELL!" He yelled as he realized that he was, as well as the two males sleeping next to him. "GET UP!" He flustered, kicking Irvine and Squall on their lower back.
"Geez... no wonder you can't get that library girl for shit..." Irvine yawned as he saw something of Zell's that he wished he would never see in his entire life. "Man! Geez, not everyone wants to wake up to that!"
"HELLO!" Zell said, pointing to his area while covering his eyes.
The cowboy raised his eyebrows as he looked at himself, realizing that he was naked too. "WHAT! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!" As if on cue, the three females that were responsible for this walked to the front of the crowd.
"Hi, guys!" Selphie winked at Irvine which made him grin at her cockily.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH-"
"Ah, ah, ah! Zell, watch you're tongue!" Irvine put his hands on his shoulders, making him step away from him.
"Don't touch me, you freakshow!"
Squall furrowed his eyebrows as he saw Zell and Irvine bickering one again noticing that they were in the nude, "The hell! Put some clothes on!"
"Oh, you're one to talk!" The tatooed male barked back, making it aware that he wasn't wearing any clothes either.
"DAMNIT!" Squall yelled angrily as he ran to his dorm and slammed the door shut. The two males left behind quickly followed suit as they ran to their dorm.
Zell shouted one last thing as he slammed the door to his dormitory, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE HEARD BUT THIS SHOW ISN'T FREE!"
A/N: Geez, I had to write it over again because I didn't save it / so yeah, this chapter is okay I guess? Er... no comment. Anyway, just rate and review and I will be happy