Nah, I'm Good 2
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It was another day in the Loud house, meaning it was quiet and relaxing as Rita was hard at work in the dining room table and Lily was lying on the couch looking at her phone the big buzz centered around Clyde.
"We're reporting to you live here on the upcoming set for the new Ace Savvy film titled, 'Return of the Royal Flush Gang', and with me is series newest creator and first directorial and acting debut, Mr. Clyde McBride" said the news reporter.
"Mr. McBride, can you please share with us, on what is to be expected on this new Ace Savvy film in the first time in almost a decade" asked the reporter.
"I'd be glad to" said Clyde who has grown into a handsome young man, with a 5 o'clock shadow, mohawk, and wearing a clean navy blue button up that only helps emphasize his toned body underneath as the man no longer had to rely on wearing glasses anymore.
"The main theme and focus on this move is centered around family, and how the members of the Royal Flush Gang have long since parted with both Ace and One eyed Jack, and lived almost a peaceful life, however an old enemy returns, where they prompt a forced reunion between all party members, and it's when they all finally come together, are they reminded that they are unstoppable and nothing will ever come between them" said Clyde.
"Wow, that is a lot to take in and a lot to expect from the final product" said the reporter, "I'm ambitious and intent on aiming to please" said Clyde.
"Right, well can you tell us as to who you want, or who you had in mind as to who will be playing the lovely ladies that are the Royal Flush Gang" asked the reporter.
"Well before I tell you, I do want to share some hidden indepth knowledge behind the creation of the Royal Flush Gang that a lot of people don't know. You see back when I was kid, me and my long time best friend wrote a comic together for an Ace Savvy competition, and one, which was the official debut of the Royal Flush Gang, and all of them were based on the iconic Loud sisters, who have all previously on more than one occasion starred in a few Ace Savvy films before" said Clyde.
"I'm sorry sir, but you mean to tell me you know the Loud sisters on a personal level" asked the reporter, "That's right, so if any of you girls are watching this, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, or Lily, please give me a call so we can do lunch, if not I'll call you girls asap" said Clyde as he directed this message at the camera directly.
"Amazing, truly I am envious of you my friend, so I guess that leaves as to who would be left to fill in the most important roll of the film, Ace Savvy and One eyed Jack" said the reporter.
"Well I didn't spend these last 2 years trying to attain this beef cake body to not star as One eyed Jack, however the roll of Ace Savvy will go to my long time best friend, whom I hope he's watching this and says yes to this project" said Clyde.
"You've mention this guys once before, mind telling us exactly who your best friend is" asked the reporter, "You're just gonna have to wait and see, but I will say this much to him" said Clyde as he looked at the camera directly once more.
"Ready to make a Clincoln McLoud project again buddy" asked Clyde with a hopeful smile as we pan back to see that Lincoln was watching the news broadcast on his phone.
"Nah, I'm good" said Lincoln as he put his phone down and grabbed his mug of hot chocolate and continued to binge watch TV for a few more minutes before his front door slammed open.
"Lincoln, did you see the news" Lily asked excitingly as she startled her brother to the point of nearly choking on his drink.
"Lily, please… don't be slamming doors like that" coughed Lincoln as Lily hurriedly sat by his side.
"Sorry, but did you hear the news" asked Lily, "You mean about Clyde wanting to cast you girls in the newest Ace Savvy movie" asked Lincoln as Lily nodded her head eagerly.
"I did, and congrats kiddo" said Lincoln as he tousled Lily's hair, "I knew you'd be excited to finally star as your favorite hero on the big screen, and the best part is, it'll be like a family reunion" said Lily as she could hardly wait to see things going back to normal.
"Actually, I have no intention of starring in the movie" said Lincoln as Lily looked at him with confusion.
"But why" asked Lily, "Well if you were to look and pay attention the video even more thoroughly, you'd realize not once did Clyde mention my name" said Lincoln.
"It has to be an over view, besides who else do you think he refers to one he said Clincoln McLoud" said Lily, "I know who was referring to me, however what you're not understanding is that he never mentioned my name out of sheer privacy and to not stir up or cause any form of controversy for anyone of us, especially me" said Lincoln.
"Besides, knowing him, he'd understand why I'd have to politely decline as he won't hold it against me" said Lincoln as Lily began to lower her head and pout.
"But if you're not there, then our sisters will be less than motivated to be part of the project" said Lily, "Maybe, though honestly, given how busy some of their lives are compared to others, I wouldn't be surprise if more than half of them say no" said Lincoln.
"I mean come on Lily, I really don't want to lay it to you straight, but adult life is less free than people realize, honestly I'm literally one of the few luckiest guys who has the luxury of not having to jack in life" said Lincoln as he pursed his lips into a smile.
Having quite enough of her brothers attitude, Lily could only rebel by planting herself on her brothers lap in an aggressive manner as she glared at him.
"Lily, careful you almost made me spill my cocoa here" said Lincoln, "I don't care, all I care about us is trying to do something fun together as a family, but I guess that's asking to much from you, an adult who's free to live the life of a NEET and shut in" said Lily.
"Hey now…" said Lincoln as he was about to retort but Lily turned her head away and pouted.
"If that's how you want to treat your situation, then fine that's up for you to decide" said Lily as she tried to get up, but in the ensuing struggle, she caught her leg on the blanket, forcing her brother to drop his cocoa on her.
"Oh crap Lily, I'm sorry, are you ok" asked Lincoln as he saw the large stain going left on the center of her dress as it continued to drip all the way down.
"I'm fine, just glad your drink was lukewarm" said Lily as she got up to see how bad the damage was done, and came to the conclusion that she can't go out in public like this.
"I'm gonna use your shower, mind washing my dress for me" asked Lily, "Sure thing, I'll leave out some clothes for you to wear" said Lincoln as Lily went to undress inside her brother shower, leaving him to clean the mess.
After a good 20 minutes later, Lily finally emerged out the shower wearing one of her brothers t-shirts and her panties before she came back to the living room.
"Hey are my clothes almost done washing" asked Lily as Lincoln rolled his eyes and turned his head away.
"What's wrong" asked Lily, "Lily, as your big brother, I don't think I have to tell you this, but please cover that ass" said Lincoln as Lily was unamused by his comment.
"Your sweatpants are to baggy for me, now scoot over and open up, I'm gonna catch a cold in this house" said Lily trying to get under her brothers blanket, but he refused to open up.
"What's your problem" said Lily, "Lily, you have no idea how wrong it is for having a young teenage girl being almost naked with an adult man, especially when they're siblings" said Lincoln.
"Lincoln, I literally grew up watching you lounge around on the couch in nothing more than your underwear all the way up until you decided to move out, and you're telling me having me around in my panties is a big deal" asked Lily as she really hated the hypocrisy in this situation.
"Look, what I did back then may have looked cute when I was 12, but the fact that I kept doing that until I was 15 out in the open for all my sisters was not only wrong, but inappropriate now that I look back at it" said Lincoln.
"So wait, you want me to stand here in the cold" said Lily as Lincoln relented and finally lead her to his main bedroom and began to tuck her in.
"Just chill here and wait till your clothes is ready, it shouldn't be long now" said Lincoln as he quickly dipped out the room, leaving no room for argument.
Great, I came here trying to hang with my brother and get him to open up to our sisters, and what do I get, locked up in his bedroom in nothing more than my panties, thought Lily as she tossed around and tried to get comfortable, which wasn't as hard as you'd think.
Granted it was to be expected when you have not only the money to keep your house cold all year round, but also being able to own super soft, super thick, super warm blankets that you just want to curl up into a little cinnamon bun.
Eventually Lily would dose off to the warmth of the blankets that carried her brothers scent, which smelled like chicken nuggets and sugary cereal, on odd smell, but one that Lily welcomed.
Eventually her clothes were done washing and in that time, Lincoln took the time to call up Clyde, something he hasn't done so far this year.
"Hey Clyde, you there" asked Lincoln, "Lincoln good to hear you, hey tell me buddy, and be honest, have you been up to date with the news" asked Clyde on the other line.
"I have man, and I want to start by saying congrats for making your first Ace Savvy movie man, I really wish you well" said Lincoln, "Well you know, I could use a second set of eyes and opinions to help me direct this movie, and I can't think of anyone better than you" said Clyde.
"Come on Clyde, let's be honest, I haven't done anything with my life for almost 10 years now, so really my opinion should really not be accounted for, even if we are longtime friends" said Lincoln.
"Well if that's how you feel now, than I respect that, but since I got you here on hold, I might as well hear what you got to say about being my costar" said Clyde.
"I'm sorry Clyde, but I have to decline man, you understand" said Lincoln, "I do, but maybe I'm doing this cause I hope that there's still a small lingering chance that you might change your mind, I'm gonna let you think about it for the time being" said Clyde.
"Well don't be holding out to long, last thing you want is to upset fans for a project that might or might not happen" said Lincoln.
"Of course, I'll probably hold off once I've heard back from all your sisters and hash things out with them" said Clyde as Lincoln's face dropped a little.
"Look man, I know this ain't none of my business, but honestly man I would hate for you to wake up someday realizing you missed out on something fun because of your current relationship with your sisters, and I'm going to leave it at that" said Clyde.
"Anyways man, I'll talk to you later, you take care now Lincoln" said Clyde, "Yeah, you take care too buddy" said Lincoln before he finally hanged up the phone.
Having said what he needed to, Lincoln finally went to retrieve Lily's clothes and to his surprise found her asleep in his bed, all cozied up with who else but bun-bun as she had a portion of the blankets kicked off.
Seriously, how many times am I gonna have to scold her about sleeping with her ass sticking out, thought Lincoln as he gently set Lily's clothes down, before going about covering her properly.
In truth it was all a trap as Lily pulled him under the covers, much to Lincoln surprise.
"Stay here and snuggle with me" purred Lily as she buried her head in her big brothers chest, "Lily, what did I say about this not being appropriate" said Lincoln.
"It's only wrong if at least one of the party members have those ill thoughts to begin with, so relax and nap with me already" said Lily as she was not letting her brother go.
"Lily" said Lincoln as he was ready to argue, but her words did carry a lot of merit as he found himself giving in as he and Lily finally drifted off.
Time Skip
Waking to, Lincoln realized that Lily had been staring at him for some time now as he began to break from his stupor.
"What's on your mind Lily" asked Lincoln, "I've been thinking about what you said, you know how possibly what maybe our sister may not want to take part in the project because of life, and also for yelling at you and causing you trouble" said Lily.
"It's ok Lily, I forgive you" said Lincoln as he gently planted a kiss on her forehead much to her delight.
"Also I should apologizing for being an ass and laying the adult world to you like that" said Lincoln as he was acting a bit of an obnoxious jerk and how he's above bragging about his privileged life style.
"Is there anything I can do to make things up to you" asked Lincoln as Lily considered about dropping the matter, but saw an opportunity to how to possibly change her brothers mind.
"There is one thing you can do" said Lily with a smile.
Time Skip
Exiting from an ice cream parlor/donut shop/ Booba Tea joint, Lily was content with her desired tapioca pearl drink as she did what every young woman does and that's posting a selfie of her doing the Tapioca Tea Challenge and posting it on social media.
"I swear some fads don't die" said Lincoln with a chuckle as he carried a small box of donuts as he was munching on a chocolate glazed donut.
"Hey, how else do you think Lucy managed to run a successful business" said Lily, "I wouldn't know you know" said Lincoln as Lily frowned a little for remembering just how little he knows his family.
"Hey chin up Lily, I'm sure they're all fine without knowing about me, as much as they don't know about them" said Lincoln.
"You're wrong and you're kind of back tracking from trying to make me happy" said Lily as Lincoln let out a grunt for putting his foot in his mouth as they continued to foot around town.
While Royal Woods did change drastically over the years, it still had some of that old town charm.
"Wow, I can't believe how much this old town has changed" said Lincoln as he turned to see what was once an arcade turned into Hair cut establishment catered towards Latinos.
"You should step out more often, and try to live life" said Lily, "I wouldn't mind, it's just so friggin hot out here" said Lincoln, "Lincoln the last week of summer was 2 weeks ago you know" said Lily with a giggle.
"I… got no excuse to defend myself" said Lincoln as maybe his shut in life style did had a flaw.
"Well it don't matter, I'm just happy to enjoy being on a date with my big brother" said Lily, "Yeah, honestly I wouldn't mind doing this ever so often" said Lincoln as he wrapped his arms around Lily before she had an epiphany.
"That's it!" exclaimed Lily as Lincoln jumped away from her and nearly dropping his donuts, "What's it" asked Lincoln naively.
"Lincoln you have a problem with our sisters as a group and group gatherings right" asked Lily, "Well that's only part of it, but honestly it does play a big roll" said Lincoln.
"Right and for the past 4 years you've enjoyed nothing more than me visiting you or when you occasionally stop to see mom and dad, just the 4 of us right" asked Lily, "Well duh" said Lincoln.
"Then that's what I need to do, what you need to do, we should set up so maybe you can hang out with 2 or 3 sisters at a time and get to know them again and see how much they care for you" said Lily excitingly.
"Now hold on a second, I'm not going to agree with this, and while this does seem like a more than reasonable plan to you know give them a chance, need I remind you that it only takes 2 sisters to cause absolute mayhem. Besides, I don't have to because I don't want to" said Lincoln.
"But it's a really good idea, please Lincoln can you please consider it" begged Lily as Lincoln shook his head no as Lily began to deflate.
Seeing her sister looking sad and then happy wasn't a fun game for either one, especially since this really makes Lincoln look like an abusive jerk to his sister, who's persistence was merely out of good intention.
Damn it Lily, you really know how to tug at my heart string, thought Lincoln as he gave a defeated sigh.
"I'm willing to compromise to hanging with 1 sister at a time a day" said Lincoln as he saw the surprised look on Lily's face as if there was now hope.
"You really mean it Lincoln" asked Lily eagerly, "Yes, but I got a few conditions, I don't want to see them back to back to back for every consecutive day, cause you know I want to enjoy some me time" said Lincoln as he lifted one finger up.
"I also don't want to deal with Lori, or any of our sisters who decide to stop by and visit with their kids, cause seriously they're to much and frankly I think it's better if I remained estranged" said Lincoln.
"And finally, I absolutely refuse to hang out with Lynn, Luan, Luna, and Lola" said Lincoln, "Any reason you don't want to hang with those 4 specifically" asked Lily.
"Lynn is a meathead who likes to push people around, is a sore loser, and on more than one occasion has threatened to beat me with a bat, before I was rich, Luan is someone who's known for cracking puns and pulling practical jokes, and tricked me into signing her off to go to clown college, Luna is loud and obnoxious, and while not overbearing like Lynn, she somehow ranks second place, before you know she almost got me into paying for 2 million dollar tour bus for her, and finally Lola is a greedy brat whom I don't need in my life, so if you promise to do that much for me, I swear to do this one on one date" said Lincoln.
"Alright I agree to your terms, but I highly doubt you're gonna be able to escape from Lynn, Lola, Luna, and Luan" said Lily.
"Just don't tell them about this, and if they do catch wind, please call me and I'll have some hired security to do the rest" said Lincoln as Lily was appalled how stubborn he was to really avoid his sisters for good, in spite of how futile his attempts will be in the end.
"Ok you got a deal" said Lily as they both shook on it and continue to walk around town before they went back to Lincoln's apartment and continued to spoon on the couch and watch this show from back from the 80's, which is politically incorrect at times, and yet they were open minded enough to understand the standards then and share a laugh.
Before the night ended, Lily was texting her sisters the good news and how they all had a chance to meet their brother, including the ones he forbid, on top of his demands.
While furious, the one's who had conditions in order to meet him begrudgingly obliged, while the one's excluded began to plan to make an entrance, one way or another.
Other than that, Lily asked if any of them were interested in signing in to do the new Ace Savvy Movie, and while Lincoln was right in that they might have reserverance do to their personal life, they made a pact that if they somehow managed to not only get their brother to accept them, but take part in the movie, then they might reconsider and joining in on the film project, much to Lily's delight.
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