Nah, I'm Good 3
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The day had finally arrived when Lincoln was set to have his first sibling date with one of his sisters after a long time, and he was dreading it as he had to go to bed early the night before and now has to get up early and look presentable.
And to him that was to slide on some jeans that still fit him after almost 10 years and making sure he had a shirt to wear underneath his sweater.
"God, why do I have to do this again" groaned Lincoln as he began to add some eye drops, "Because you promised to dress up, even if it's just the bare minimum" said Lily as she came into the bathroom as she had crash the night before.
"We should really stock up or at least have some clothes for you to wear when you're planning to stay the night over and visit" said Lincoln.
"Not that I disagree, but I don't want you to complain about me having to sleep next to you in my panties since I know you liked it" said Lily with a smug smile as she began to brush her teeth.
"Brat" said Lincoln with a chuckle as he grabbed the mouth wash and proceeded to gargle.
"Alright, so who's the little lady I have to entertain today" asked Lincoln, "Lisa, she wanted to use some of her long accumulated vacation to good use" said Lily.
"Huh, well so long as she's not asking me to meet some strange guy who knows how to get me about 10 pounds of uranium in a back alley, I'm sure todays date will be something" said Lincoln.
"Speaking of, I can assume she's done something for the world of science, but exactly what she's up to" asked Lincoln, "I want to help you Lincoln, however this is your first meet up with Lisa in forever and like any other date you'd go to, you spend it talking to get to know her better" said Lily.
"True, however some form of basic interest and distaste does need to be share before hand so the date doesn't completely bomb" said Lincoln as he Lily took a spit take in the sink.
"Fair enough, but I won't tell you everything, what I can tell you is that Lisa likes root beer and pizza, she has a huge dislike fast food and gas station food, she actually likes to spend her free time at raves or anywhere you can dance, but can't stand arcades for her life, and this is me throwing you a bone here, she actually likes to go shopping for these specific series of stuffed animals, with their fall series just coming out today" said Lily.
"Huh, I never figured her to be the dancing type, much less having a desire cute things" said Lincoln, "What can I say, she was my roommate up until I was 13, and I may have rubbed off on her" said Lily.
"Good to know" said Lincoln as he hoped Lisa had rubbed off on her and he rubbed a whole lot less on Lisa.
"Anyways I gotta hurry and get going before Lisa gets here" said Lily, "What's the rush" asked Lincoln.
"I don't want to be a distraction, besides it looks bad when the girl you're about to go out with see's another girl leaving your apartment" said Lily, "You're taking this whole date thing so seriously" said Lincoln.
"Trust me, I know our sister better than you right now" said Lily as she soon changed back into her clothes and was out the door in a span of 15 minutes.
Having been fully outfitted for the clothes he was wearing that day, Lincoln had just finished eating breakfast when he heard the door bell ring.
All right, here's the moment of truth, thought Lincoln as he went to open the front door to a sight to behold.
Standing outside the door was the beautiful bombshell of a babe who had to be at least 6 foot tall but had the hour glass figure most woman desired as she had long brown hair reaching towards her lower back, clear brown eyes and wore a green strapless dress and black thigh high boots.
"Lisa, is that you" asked Lincoln, "Hey Lincoln, it's a pleasure to finally meet you" said Lisa as she no longer spoke in a lisp as her voice was husky but seductive.
"Yeah, it's good to see you too" said Lincoln as he did not expect Lisa to turn from a little caterpillar to a butterfly.
Granted it's not like she couldn't it just came down to the fact Lisa had little to no care for her appearance as she was more focused on improving her life or the life of man.
"So, shall we get going" said Lisa as Lincoln stepped out his apartment as the pair began to walk the town.
"You seem to be doing quite well" commented Lincoln, "Thank you, and I do hope you're taking care of yourself" said Lisa.
"I am actually" said Lincoln as he notice that boys and girls were leering at the beauty standing next to him, much to his annoyance.
"So Lisa, what have you been up to lately?" asked Lincoln, "Oh you know, trying to earn my 13th Noble Peace Prize, working on a means to severely reduce the need to use gasoline and fossil fuels, and finally I've just secretly released a drug that enables people to permanently give up on tobacco" said Lisa.
Hearing how his not even a legal full adult sister manage to achieve this in her free time, while probably doing other note worthy accomplishments was amazing to Lincoln, but it also felt like his life was small compared to Lisa.
"So what about you Lincoln, what have you been up to" asked Lisa with a giggle, "Oh you know, just enjoying life and early retirement" said Lincoln as really he can't say he really does much to begin with.
"That must be really nice, granted I'm still about 10 years short from fully gaining pension from just about every Ivy League school in this country, but it gives me something to look forward to" said Lisa.
"Hey maybe you and I can go take Lily with us in a few years to like somewhere that's got beaches and celebrate my retirement" said Lisa, "Yeah maybe, anyways I got us both reservations to eat at this nice pizza restaurant, if that's cool with you" said Lincoln.
"Really, let's get going then" said Lisa as she linked onto her brother as he lead them to where they were going to have lunch.
Not having to travel far to begin with, Lincoln and Lisa arrived at their destination, and while it was no Gus' Game and Grub, which doesn't even exist, it had a family atmosphere to it.
"So I know you just said you're doing a lot right now, but anything specific projects you got going on" asked Lincoln, "Well since you've asked, I guess I can tell you that I've got my own privately used projects going on for me at the moment" said Lisa.
"Like what" asked Lincoln as he hoped it wasn't anything stupid like having a monkey butler who spoke with a British accent and knows karate or worse she had a group of troubled teenagers mutated into like turtles or something and just so happen to be ninjas.
"Now don't be alarmed, but I've been working on new augmented prosthetic technology to have more than a single use of attachments" said Lisa, "Huh" answered Lincoln.
"Here take a look at my hand and now feel it" said Lisa as Lincoln began to caress and hold his sisters hand, which looked weird from a distance if people were to gawk at them.
"Feels like a normal hand" said Lincoln as Lisa began to retract it and showed her that her thumb had a lighter attachment, while her index finger popped out a pencil.
"Lisa, what on gods green earth did you do" asked Lincoln as he was trying to not make a seen, "Like I said I was working on adding attachments to prosthetic limbs, that I deemed would be useful and beneficial to society" said Lisa.
"Dear god, did you really had to cut your own arm to really sate your experimental curiosity" said Lincoln in disbelief as he began to massage his temple.
"Actually, I don't know if you heard, but there was a lab accident I was in a few years back, conducted by a scientific rival who wanted to get rid of me out of spite and jealousy, and well I managed to live at the cost of losing part of my arm and hand along with a few burns, but it reawakened a new found passion to want to design technology to give people a chance to live their lives to the fullest again" said Lisa.
"Currently I'm looking to find a way to reinforce and reconstruct the human spine to enable those that have either been put in a partial to a full vegetative state to regain full movement of their body again, with the added bonus of being not only indestructible, but also flexible" said Lisa with a smile.
After so many years of being his little sisters guinea pig, Lincoln was under the impression that her scientific curiosity was leading her to a path as a sociopathic mad scientist who would need to be put down later in her life.
Instead he was sitting next to a very smart, very compassionate young woman who was willing to make the necessary sacrifices in order to improve the state of mankind, who just so happens to have been gifted with a bombshell of a body.
Lisa, you're truly a beautiful woman in more ways then one, thought Lincoln as their food had been served.
"Sweet let's eat" said Lisa as she grabbed the first slice and proceeded to eat it with much gusto.
After enjoying a few slices in quiet an accident occurred when Lisa spilled her drink on herself as her body began to produce light static.
"Lisa are you alright" asked Lincoln with concern, "I'm fine, don't worry about me, in fact how about we call this reunion a success and hang out some other time" said Lisa as she quickly left her seat and ran outside.
"Lisa, wait!" shouted Lincoln as he began to make chase for his little sister.
Thankfully the streets weren't busy and Lisa was easy to spot as Lincoln began to chase her down for a good mile as Lisa was desperately trying to distance herself from her brother.
Still, even if Lincoln was severely out of shape, Lincoln had a feeling Lisa would also be out of shape as well since despite her super model body, she was easy to catch up to.
Eventually Lisa tried to dodge her brother by running into an old alley that had a bunch of twist and turns, but she soon learned that the city had change so much that her escape route was actually a dead end.
"Lisa… huff… please wait… huff… oh god I'm gonna…" panted Lincoln as he was certain he was gonna puke, but didn't as he finally understood why Lisa was running from him.
After seeing how the statics became more repetitive and rampant, it suddenly stopped as Lisa soon began to change before her brother's eyes.
Gone was the hot babe with the brains to back it up, in her place was a young woman who was about Lily's height as she had messy brunette hair kept in a bun with a few pencils as she wore a green short sleeved shirt with a left pocket breast, stuffed with pens and pocket protectors as she wore red chino pants, and red convers, but more importantly she had on her glasses.
"Lisa is that you" asked Lincoln as Lisa began to cover her face, "Please don't look at me, just go away and pretend you didn't see this" said Lisa as she began to tremble in place as if she was scared.
"Lisa I can't do that, I'm you're big brother, now put your arms down so I can see your face" said Lincoln as he approached her.
After much hesitation, Lisa gave in as she finally faced her brother, who had on that same kind smile he always had shown her whenever she bothered him one to many times or when she had to learn a lesson the hard way, because he truly had nothing but unconditional love for her as he did for their other sisters.
"Come, let's get out of here and go somewhere more relaxing" said Lincoln as he took Lisa's hand and began to lead her back into town where he treated her out to some Booba tea and ice cream, where she began to relax and recompose herself.
"So Lisa, any reason you chose to disguise yourself like that in front of me" asked Lincoln, "I'm quite ashamed to admit this brother unit, but if you're too naïve to notice, I was a young independent woman who had to endure her adolescent life in the public high school system as an unpopular outcast who couldn't turn the heads of any male or female or nonbinary members as a partner to establish a relationship with, which didn't even help my predicament when I entered college as many didn't want to be in a public relationship with an adolescent girl since I lacked the ideal sex appeal, much less the age" said Lisa with a pout as she took a sip from her booba.
Taking a minute to figure out what Lisa had told him, Lincoln understood now that Lisa was going through a tough time during her teenage years.
Granted he may have not know how she looked, since she could have been dealing with the worst combo of both braces and zits, and that's before the fact she was an uber nerd wearing glasses.
Lincoln distinctly remembered how a long time ago when Lori was rejected from the first boy she liked and how he reached out and comforted her, which really boosted her self-esteem.
Since then, Lori made it a point to have Lincoln stand by their sisters side after a bad breakup or rejection, which he did happily up until Lucy, which was tough since their relationship was very much thin ice.
Still he didn't realize how much of an important roll he played in his sisters lives, even if they did abuse his trust, he was still a valued individual with opinions that mattered a lot to them, and because of his choice to distance and disown them, he feels guilty and responsible for possibly not helping his sisters out to make the right choice when choosing not only people to date, but to also hang out with.
Gently grabbing a hold of Lisa's hand, Lincoln looked at her with sad eyes as she stared back at him.
"Lisa, I'm sorry you had to go through that alone and as your big brother, it's my duty to tell you this now, so please don't forget this" said Lincoln.
"You are a beautiful young woman as you are and even if you can't find someone now, doesn't mean there isn't one waiting for you around the corner, and if you don't believe me then I will personally do anything in my power to find you the right person in your life, so please don't rush things and please don't ever think you're not pretty, because you are" said Lincoln as he got Lisa to smile.
"I know you're just saying that because you're my brother, but hearing it from you means so much more than hearing it from anyone else" said Lisa as she and Lincoln hugged it out.
"Hey, I'm here for you Lisa, and I'm sorry for ghosting myself from you after all these years" said Lincoln as he and Lisa finally pulled away.
"Apology accepted big brother, though not to be dismissive towards your words of comfort and wisdom, is there anything I can do to maybe garner some level of attention" asked Lisa.
"Well I can think of one and you can thank Lily later on" said Lincoln as he remembered Lily doing the tapioca tea challenge a few days back, where he began to grab Lisa's drink and slid it down between her bosom.
"Lincoln that's not only cold, but also inappropriate!" exclaimed Lisa, "I realize that now, but you asked me to help you and this is probably the best thing I can think of at the moment" said Lincoln.
"I mean, couldn't you suggest a possible wardrobe change or something involving narcotics at the club" said Lisa, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that last part, besides you don't need a wardrobe change, you just need to loosen up and play with your strengths" said Lincoln.
"I've tried using my intelligence and it didn't help me" said Lisa, "Lisa, you can't seriously be oblivious to the fact that you're a short stack with nice ahem" said Lincoln as Lisa did look down to realize that she did had a nice pair of knockers in spite of her short stature.
"I guess, I didn't realize that I had a rather large bosom already" said Lisa innocently, "Well you do, which reminds me, put this on once we're done taking this picture and uploading it on your social" said Lincoln as he handed her his sweater.
"Ok Lincoln, I trust you" said Lisa as she began to press her boobs close as she looked at the camera with a blushing grimace before her brother took the photo and uploaded it with the #tapiocateachallenge.
"There give it a few minutes, you might finally gain some recognition" said Lincoln as he handed Lisa's phone back as she silently continued to drink her booba tea.
Like her brother said, Lisa's recent photo garnered a lot of attention, which was further helped by her sibling reposting and sharing the photo as Lisa scrolled through the messages of the many simps she had acquired.
"I take it everything went according to plan judging by that smile of yours" said Lincoln as Lisa went up to hug her brother once.
"It did, and while I rather not have to run into some of these perverts, you succeeded in wiping out any doubt I had with my appearance" said Lisa as she wanted to have this moment with her brother lasted forever.
"It's my pleasure Lisa, now come on there's one more place we have to go to before we can call this date a success" said Lincoln as he began to lead Lisa towards that one shop Lily had mentioned and bought Lisa a stuffed fox along with it's limited lanyard and pin.
"So Lisa, would you consider this date to be a success" said Lincoln as Lisa had her faced buried and nuzzled in the head of her new plush toy.
"That's a yes" said Lincoln with a laugh as he lead her back to his apartment when they would just spoon on the couch and watch TV until their parents came to pick her up as Lisa was slated to crash at their parents that night.
"Lisa you had a good time with Lincoln today" asked Rita, "Mother, you don't need to patronize me, but yes I did" said Lisa with a blush as she held her fox dearly as it'll forever remind her of her big brother.
"I'm proud of you son, you're finally choosing to open up and let your sisters back in your life" said Lynn Sr. as he patted his son on the shoulder, "I guess it was over do, but I still have my reservations for the rest" said Lincoln.
"Oh well, one day at a time right" said Lynn Sr., "That's right" said Lincoln as his father handed him a bag of some home cooking for his son to eat for the next few days.
After bidding farewell, everyone back home, with Lisa choosing to bunk in the same room as Lily in spite of them having more than enough rooms ready to be used.
"You don't have to bunk with me, I mean we got a lot of rooms to sleep in, and it's just you staying here" said Lily as she was in her sleep ware, "I'm well aware, however if there was anything to learn from Lincoln, it was that I had chosen to selfishly abandoned my own older sibling duties and well I can't think of a better way to make up lost time then by doing this" said Lisa.
Hearing that got Lily to retract her statement as she and Lisa crawled into the same bed together and cuddled, which both found really enjoyable as they slept the night away with peace at mind.
Lisa finally got to reunite with her brother and overcame her low self-esteem and Lily reveled in the fact that her brother gave this sibling dating a chance and was able to fix things between Lisa, which she messaged her sisters earlier that night.
Hearing how well things went gave the rest of the Loud sisters hoping that they too will have a fair chance to make things right between their brother, even the ones who weren't invited.
Still this was one sibling relation managed to be saved, meaning the Loud sisters won only the first battle in this war to gain their brothers love and they can't afford to lose a single one as they planned who should see him next.
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