Nah, I'm Good 7
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Another day, another date Lincoln had in store for himself, this time it was something to be regarded as an easy date, since he didn't have to go out and get dressed like he normally had to.
No, he was free to lounge in his PJ's if he wanted to since the sister he was hooking up was used to living a NEET life style like him.
Granted she still made public appearances every now and again be it for book signings, or doing a promotional commercial, but otherwise Lucy would have you expected live a life of solitude as well.
"Let's see, Lucy likes coffee, smoking pot, eating chocolate chip pancakes and watching slasher films, she dislikes anyone smoking tobacco, avocados, and listening to modern day music on the radio, favorite past times includes meditations, seances, and reading a good book" said Lincoln as he read his phone one more time as he was done cooking himself a late breakfast for him and Lucy to enjoy.
Hearing the doorbell ring, Lincoln took off his apron and went answer the door to see a pale skinned woman wearing a grey chunky knit sweater, black leggings, and black slip ons as she had short black hair with her bangs covering her eyes as she had a nearly visible tattoo on her neck.
"Lincoln, I appreciate you for having me over" said Lucy, "It's good to see you too Luce" said Lincoln with a warm smile as he let Lucy in.
Honestly, compared to their other sisters, it was probably Lucy and Leni for the most part who weren't necessarily aggressively mean to him, granted she did guilt trip him into buying her a spot to be buried next to Edgar Allen Poe when she finally kicked the bucket, but Lincoln drew the line when Lucy asked him spend his money on an expedition to finally recover the possibly fictional book the Necronomicon Ex Mortis.
"You're looking pretty good" said Lincoln, "Thank you, I do try to make it a habit to do some late night jogging every night" said Lucy as she was brought to the kitchen where she saw her brother went all out in preparing their meal.
"You seem to be doing well yourself" said Lucy, "I've still been living comfortably since I moved out" said Lincoln with a chuckle.
"No I mean, you finally shaved, Lily has been keeping us up in your health and appearance" said Lucy, "Yeah, well it was time for a change and not because that feisty niece of ours told me I had a cactus face" said Lincoln.
"Ah, I see, Beatrice got to you too" said Lucy, "You make it like she said something to cause you to change" said Lincoln.
"She wasn't a huge fan of my piercings when I had them, much less how I always dressed like that huge hooter hostess who'd be there to present the late night horror shows, so I decided to drop the whole vampire aesthetic, and put on the cute goth writer look, which honestly was probably the best call" said Lucy.
"So you had piercings huh, doesn't surprise me and I kinda wish I could have seen you what you looked like with them" said Lincoln, "Well I didn't get rid of all of them, just the ones you can't visibly see" said Lucy as Lincoln could only imagine her having piercings in rather exotic places.
"Good to know" said Lincoln with a grimace, "Relax I only have one piercing at a place I don't want you to know, much less see, while these one's I'm more than proud to flex" said Lucy as she pulled her mouth open to reveal she had some K-9 piercings done to make it look like she had fangs.
"Oh dear god, that is… honestly cool, and yet disturbing I don't even want to know what kind of pain you went through to get those" said Lincoln.
"It only hurt for about a week, but it was worth it" said Lucy as she cracked a smile, "My sister, who dreams of being a vampire to this day" said Lincoln.
"Vampires are still nice, don't get me wrong, but honestly I'm low key getting into Satanism, and I mean the actual belief of Satanism, not what they falsely perpetuate on TV and in movies" said Lucy.
"Just so we clear, this doesn't involve you strapping me down in the center of a pentagram while sacrificing a small goat in the corner now does it" asked Lincoln with concern, "Like I said, that's all Hollywood movies. Speaking of, I'm slated to join our sisters in the upcoming Ace Savvy film, are you perhaps interested" asked Lucy.
"Nah, I'm good" said Lincoln as he went back to eating his breakfast as he and Lucy ate in peace for the time being, before moving to the couch as they cuddled up while watching Jason X, which is low key one of the better of the Friday the 13th movies.
"Oh god, seriously this is why I still watch this film" said Lincoln with a laugh as he and Lucy watched the legendary face in a sink of liquid nitrogen before Jason slamming the chicks face on the counter just to add insult to injury.
"Truly one of his more legendary kills, next to what he did to that one chick at the lake in the 2013 reboot" said Lucy, "Which one you're talking about" asked Lincoln.
"Where she thought she was safe as she hid under the docks, only for Jason to slam his machete through and stab her through the top of her head" said Lucy, "Oh yeah, I remember that" said Lincoln as he soon caught his eyes drifting on Lucy's neck tattoo.
"Is something wrong" asked Lucy, "Oh no, just noticing that tattoo you got done" said Lincoln.
"Would you like to see it" asked Lucy as Lincoln naively nodded his head before Lucy proceeded to unwrap herself from her blanket and proceeded to take her sweater off, revealing, just like her brother, she wore no shirt but had the decency to wear a bra.
"Whoa Lucy" said Lincoln as he turned his head away, "Oh hush, it's not like you haven't previously seen out sisters in nothing more than their bra and panties, much less I've seen you what you were packing in your underwear up until you moved out" said Lucy.
"Seriously, if this is my punishment, than fine, but know that I don't do that anymore. Now could you please put your sweater back on" pleaded Lincoln, "Only after you see my tattoo's" said Lucy.
Sighing in defeat, Lincoln slowly turned his head and saw that Lucy had a nice collection of tattoo's going on her body, with the one on her neck actually being part of a larger tattoo that stretches towards her shoulder and onto her back.
"Whoa" said Lincoln as he looked the one that caught his attention the most which was a spider-bat in the center of a web lined with various fruits.
"Yeah this one right here took me about a year to complete" said Lucy as she patted her magnum opus with pride, "Seriously, it took you that long" asked Lincoln.
"It was very time consuming" stated Lucy as she began to lead her brother to check on the next tattoo on her body, which was on her lower right abdomen stretching down her hip, which was a skull with a bloody knife through it.
"This one I got as a promotional charity event, to help raise money for a blood bank" said Lucy, "How does a tattoo like this equate to raising money to a blood bank" asked Lincoln as he didn't see the logic.
"I just told my fans based on the number of willing, healthy donors we get, I'll up the ante as to which tattoo I get and where I'll put it" said Lucy with a smile.
Eventually Lincoln's eyes drifted on Lucy's breast, where he saw the last 2 visible tattoo's she had, with one being a heartagram and the other looking like someone's heart rate.
"What about those 2 you got… here" said Lincoln as he was gesturing towards Lucy's chest, "Well as you can see on my left breast, I got the heartagram tattoo because honestly it's the most gothic tattoo anyone who identifies as a goth should get, less you're a normie in disguise" said Lucy.
"I figured as much, but what about the other one" asked Lincoln, "This one, this one is special" said Lucy as she gently held her brothers hand, before leading it towards her breast.
"Lucy, what are you doing!" exclaimed Lincoln as he tried to get his hand free, but Lucy kept a firm grip, "I want you to feel my beating heart, just as I'm feeling your touch on an intimate level once more in my life, so you can understand that I've consciously marked my heart with your heartbeat, cause in spite of how you having every right to shut me and our sisters out from our lives, you are my dear brother and you will always remain close to my heart, henceforth why I have this tattooed on me on the most special part of me" said Lucy with a kind smile.
Having long since stopped his struggle, Lincoln felt touch by what is the perfect balance between love and macabre at his sister had ever done for him or for anyone.
"Lucy, I don't know what to say" said Lincoln, "Well you can start by letting go of my boob, you're hand kind of slumped and you've been grouping me for like the last minute" stated Lucy as Lincoln finally retracted his hand back and off his sister.
"You know, we could have avoided that if you had not lead my hand there in the first place" said Lincoln, "Says the brother who slept with an almost naked and very drunk Lori" said Lucy.
"For the record, we didn't slept in the we had sex context, we slept with her grinding on me and smothering me in her bosom till she finally passed out from the alcohol she drank" said Lincoln.
"Yeah, Lori's been a low key bad drunk as far as I remembered" said Lucy as she finally slid her sweater back on, "Something I wish Lily would have told me, but we're passed it and really I'd appreciate it if you girls would stop flashing or trying to sleep with me in your underwear from this point on" huffed Lincoln as he went into the kitchen to make himself some hot cocoa to calm down.
"I'll pass the message along, also can you bring me a cup of coffee with 4 lumps of sugar and extra cream" asked Lucy as Lincoln gave her a thumbs up.
After coming back with their drinks, Lincoln and Lucy continued to watch their movie till it was over, where Lincoln chose to swap out and play videogames while Lucy was reading an e-book on her tablet.
"Lincoln, might I just add that you're game gives off a heavy dark and grim anime like vibe" said Lucy as the game Lincoln was playing centered around the main protagonist being sent to hell where he witnesses his brothers, friends, and lovers being killed before him all while being enticed by sexual promises by very attractive woman who happen to be this man's main punisher.
"A little, also Lucy I never pegged you for someone to like anime" said Lincoln, "It's not like I go out of my way to follow a series based on the seasonal releases, but I will watch anime that's up my alley" said Lucy.
"Like what" asked Lincoln, "Oh you know, the classics like Elfen Lied, Higurashi, Devil May Cry, and Fate/Stay Night Heavens Feel route to be specific" said Lucy.
"Really, cause I pegged you to be the type to like Danganronpa if anything" said Lincoln, "They try to hard to be edgy, and to appeal to the goth culture, and have honestly failed to impress me from a distance. Besides, no one likes a try hard" said Lucy.
"Amen to that" said Lincoln as he continued to play his game as he caught a glance at his sister reading.
"So what about you, what you reading" asked Lincoln, "It's one of those retellings of Little Red Riding Hood, except it's called The Big Red Huntsmen and the Little Tired wolf, it follows this nobody from the city moving to the woods where he had recently inherited his late grandmothers cabin in the middle of the forest on the countryside, where he helps rescues an injured wolf while hiking out on the woods, who turned out to be a beautiful woman who choses to stay by his side and help him become self-sufficient and how to survive in his new home, but she had a terrible habit of letting her laziness get the better of her once she gets comfortable and situated in her new home with him" explained Lucy.
"Ok, not gonna, that sounds like an interesting read" said Lincoln as he paused his game so he could remember the title and read it at a later time.
There afternoon remained like this up until the late hours of the night, where both were going to turn in, which Lucy had planned to crash in the guest room.
Ready to crawl in bed at long last, Lincoln turned his head when he heard his door opened, and saw that it was not only Lucy, but also Lily standing outside his door.
"Lily, what are you doing here" asked Lincoln as he knew that it had to be a stupid reason.
"Lisa is pulling an all nighter and is keeping me up, so I decided to instead crash your guys sleep over and sleep with you guys" said Lily, "Hold on, that still leaves 5 rooms back at the house, what happened to them" asked Lincoln.
"Mom and dad turned Lori and Leni's old room into a gym, they turned your old room back into a linen closet, and converted Luna and Luan's room into mom's personal office" said Lily.
"That still leaves Lucy and Lynn's old room along with the twins, what about them" asked Lincoln, "That's the thing, mom and dad have Lori and her kids over while their place is getting fumigated" said Lily.
"Dear god, why me" asked Lincoln dramatically to no one, "Relax, it's not like you're not used to having me spend the night over, now scoot over and make some room" said Lily as she began to crawl in bed.
"You know you and Lucy could just share the bed next door, it is big enough for 2 people" said Lincoln, "We could or we could enjoy sleeping next to our big brother tonight" said Lucy with a smile as she shut the lights off and dragged her brother in bed with their youngest sister.
"You're both acting like brats right now, and the fact you're ganging up on me makes you both lose some serious cute points, you know" said Lincoln.
"Oh hush, you'll forgive us by morning, now come a little closer and cuddle with your cute sisters already" said Lily as Lincoln gave a grunt but none the less gave in and soon found himself falling asleep first, followed by Lucy, then Lily.
While it won't be until the morning after did Lily report to their sisters about Lincoln's time with Lucy, the message was sent as things were starting to look good not only for them, but the girls themselves were happy to hear that their brother was making small improvements in his life.
He was shaving, showering more often, and even makes it a habit to keep his place a little more clean.
With so much going on, the remaining sisters couldn't wait for their one on one time with their brother, and even if he won't admit, so did Lincoln.
All right guys another chapter uploaded for your amusement, now that my writing mood is better thanks in large part that hazardous air being blown in from SoCal had finally cleared out and so I've been sleeping a lot better now these last few night.
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Speaking of sharing thoughts, I personally don't like the Danganronpa series at all, which you know I've read of it and it's got everything that I like from peculiar to interesting characters, characters you love to hate, elements of horror, gratuitous over the tops deaths you'd see in an MK game, and obviously goth girl waifus, and yet it just falls short and seriously failed to impress me cause like I said they try to hard and frankly speaking no one likes a try hard unless what you're trying hard for attains to immortality which I respect the series for at least that much, but nah I'm good from joining that band wagon anytime soon in this life.
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