Nah, I'm Good 9
Disclaimers I don't own the Loud House, and secondly god damn it why the hell did Blizzard have to suffer from a cyberattack on Overwatch 2 launch day, I'm so fucking pissed damn it.
Anyways to the story.
To say that up until now, his sisters were patient with him, as much as he was with them in terms of maintain his appearance, with some of them not caring how he looked.
Well today, Lincoln was going through the process of being dolled up by a combined effort from Lily, Lori, and Lola.
"We should really have planned for you to get a haircut a long time ago" sighed Lori as she was brushing her brothers hair back, while applying some gel.
"We should have planned a day for him to look his best since the start of these sibling dates" said Lola as she was debating whether or not Lincoln should wear a tie or not on top of his orange button up, and brown pants and loafers.
"Seriously, I get that Leni is a fashion freak, but even then, it's not like we're expected to get hounded by paparazzi at dad's restaurant" said Lincoln as Lily had gently patted his face with aftershave.
"It's more than that, though honestly to tell you anymore at this point would ruin your dating experience in trying to know Leni. Now come on, let's review one more time" said Lily as she pulled out some flashcards.
"Pop quiz what is Leni's poison of choice when passing the time" asked Lily, " She enjoys a glass of wine before going to bed, or consuming an edible brownie when she's at the spa" said Lincoln.
"What's Leni's favorite food" asked Lily, "She likes to enjoy a chicken cobb salad before digging into either a slice of pizza or a plank of sushi, however when she's here at home she enjoys a cheeseburger with a spinach apple salad" said Lincoln.
"Name at least 3 things Leni dislikes or has a huge disinterest towards" asked Lily, "She dislikes online shopping, for whatever odd reason, she has zero tolerance towards anyone's bigotry towards the LGBTQ+ community, and the sight of any man or woman wearing denim and fishnets outside of a rock concert or Burning Man" said Lincoln.
"Name at least 4 of Leni's favorite pass times" asked Lily, "Going to a live musical, donating clothes to the homeless, attending large shop till you drop shopping spree events, and hosting livestream fashion advice" said Lincoln.
""I think you're ready" said Lily with a smile, "He sure is" said Lola as she and Lori admired their handiwork on making their brother look like an eligible bachelor ready to mingle at any event.
"Now let's get going, Leni is waiting for you at dad's restaurant" said Lori as she was the one dropping her brother off this time around.
"Have fun at your date big brother" said Lily as she waved Lincoln off, "I'll try, also feel free to chill at my place and eat whatever I got in my fridge, also stay out of my shit from my bedroom" said Lincoln as he finally hopped in Lori's ride.
"So tell me, and be honest, what does Lincoln got hiding in his bedroom he doesn't want us to see" asked Lola, "Besides his collectable figurines, comics, and graphic novels, his collection of hentai probably and a few toys he's ordered from Japan" admitted Lily.
"Huh, and here I thought, Lana, Lucy, Luna, Luan, and I were the kinky ones" said Lola as she was colored impressed, "I think it's fair to say we've all got a kink or 2" said Lily as Lola nodded in agreement.
"So want to chill here and want to go do something fun" asked Lola, "What do you have in mind" asked Lily.
"How about we pick up some ice cream before going to that new lingerie boutique they opened in the next town over" asked Lola, "I'm in" said Lily as both went to enjoy some fun of their own.
Elsewhere
After being dropped off outside of his dad's restaurant, Lincoln went inside and didn't had to look hard to find his sister Leni as she was surrounded by her friends Miguel and Fiona dressed in suits from the MIB as Leni herself was looking at the menu.
"Hey Leni, heads up, your brother is here" said Miguel as Leni looked towards Lincoln and got up from her seat and made her way towards Lincoln.
Lincoln always though Leni was beautiful amongst all his sisters, but it still didn't surprise him to see this beautiful woman with long wavy blonde hair, wearing a seafoam green cocktail dress that really helped showed off her thighs and bosom as she wore white business shoes, gold earrings, and a pearl necklace.
"Lincoln, oh my god it's so good to see you" said Leni as she embraced her brother in a tight loving hug, "It's good to see you too Leni" said Lincoln as he hugged her back as he felt the intense stares of many of the patrons here at his dads restaurant.
"Look at you, you've grown up to be quite a handsome man after all these years" complimented Leni, "Thanks Leni, you look as beautiful if not more from the last time I saw you too" said Lincoln.
"Oh stop, you're making me blush" said Leni as she was relishing the moment she was having with her brother.
"Come we have a seat right here" said Leni as she dragged her brother.
"Lincoln you remember my friends Fiona and Miguel" said Leni, "I do, though no offense, their presence is surprising" said Lincoln, "Relax lover boy, Miguel and I are here on official business to ensure that you and Leni have a nice date without any interruptions" said Fiona with a smug smile.
"I'm sorry, but what" asked Lincoln, "Wow, you've really been out of the loop, haven't you buddy" said Miguel with a friendly chuckle.
Looking at the duo with confusion, Leni sat across him happily drinking water and reading the menu as Lincoln was getting a creeping feeling that Leni maybe famous for a reason he definitely was not expecting.
"Excuse me Governor Loud, sorry to bug you, but I was hoping to get a selfie with you to flex to my friends" asked a teenage girl.
"Governor Loud" asked Lincoln a mixture of emotions, "Of course, and can I say I just love that jacket of yours" complimented Leni as she took a selfie with the teen before going back to enjoying her date with her brother.
"Leni, you're a Governor" asked Lincoln as this surprised him beyond words, "Huh, oh yeah I've been governor for like the last 4 years now" said Leni almost dismissively as this further left her brother dumbfounded.
"And you still got a chance to run for another 4 years if you manage to sway the public and choose to focus on the campaign and not that film role you were offered to do" said Fiona.
"I told you guys, I can make it work, and besides I'll only accept the role if Lincoln accepts his role with us and his friend Clyde" said Leni with a smile.
"Leni, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm not taking the role" said Lincoln, "I know, but so is half of our sisters, though a lot of us will change our minds if you do sign up with us" said Leni.
"You do realize that is the most bombastic simple minded impulse you, or our sisters could do when signing up to do a movie" said Lincoln as he sighed over hearing this newfound knowledge that must have been kept a secret up until his final date with Leni.
"Besides I think Fiona has a point that you should focus more on your campaign and duties as our governor than having a fun family get together when filming a movie" said Lincoln.
"Maybe, but if you're joining I want to join to" said Leni, "I just said I had no interest in joining" sighed Lincoln in defeat as he realized that in spite of her having a very respectable and heavily responsible job, Leni was still a bit of a ditzy do.
Then again it shouldn't be a surprise since she too wanted a matching fleet of posh Lamborghini's like Lori, only cause she was coerced into it, or how she was talked into by the rest of his sisters that she tried to sway Lincoln into buying them their own amusement park.
Nope truly the only thing Leni ever asked from Lincoln, from her own free thought, was money for her school and to get her a specific set of limited time run of kimono's being sold in Japan, which while it was expensive it was surprisingly a lot cheaper compared to what his sisters asked of him.
"Well that's why I'm here to change that" said Leni before their dad finally came to greet them himself.
"Hey kiddo's, good to see you all hanging out together again" greeted Lynn Sr., "Hey dad, I'm ready to order, oh and even though they said no, please bring some cake for my friends here" said Leni.
"Sure thing, Lincoln you ready to order" asked Lynn Sr., "Just give me the usual dad" said Lincoln.
After Lynn Sr. took his kids orders personally, he went back to work in the kitchen, leaving them alone to enjoy their date.
"So Lincoln, I heard from Bobby Jr. that you finally got yourself a girlfriend now" said Leni, "Yeah, that was a lie, I just didn't have the heart to tell him I didn't want to take part in the movie cause I'm selfish" said Lincoln with a pout.
"Huh, no wonder Lori was telling me you had a type she wanted to keep my eyes peeled for around the office" said Leni with a finger placed on her chin.
"Please stop searching, I'm seriously not looking for a date" said Lincoln, "Way ahead of you buddy, all though your nephew is expecting you to bring home a huge hooter brunette, as you put it, who bakes cookies" said Miguel.
"I'll figure something out, I mean how hard is it to pay a lingerie model who knows how to bake for the day" said Lincoln as he got a disproving frown from the trio.
"Lincoln, you should not do that, you're a very handsome very charming young man who can easily get a girl the right way if you wanted to" said Leni, "Yeah, well sorry that I'm dealing with a lot of trust issues" said Lincoln.
"In fact let's not talk about my sex life anymore than I already have, let's talk about yours" said Lincoln, "Lincoln Loud, I'll have you know that I'm still retaining my purity for the special night when I share it with my husband" said Leni proudly.
"I meant sex life as in dating, but hey, good to know my sister is innocent throughout" said Lincoln as he massaged his temple, "Well I'm actually off the market right now because you know, work, running my campaign, debating to join the movie, so yeah, not a lot of time to find me a nice guy who isn't fake" said Leni.
"Ok, good to know" said Lincoln as he chose to drop the matter, "All though, we should mention that Leni here has been seeing this recent college dropout a few years back, but both are putting their relationship on hold right now" said Fiona.
"Ok, why" asked Lincoln as he meant why for Leni dating this obvious loser who probably see's Leni as his sugar mama, "Believe it or not, this guys is fighting all of Leni's 7 previous ex's including his evil clone, which is crazy enough, but what's crazy is how he fights" said Miguel as he pulled out his tablet and showed Lincoln some video footage of the guy Leni was dating.
"Are you guys serious" asked Lincoln as the trio nodded their head in agreement.
"It looked to me that Leni you were dating a devil who was waist deep in lava, and a guy who can easily turn into a super mutant behemoth at will, leaving your current boyfriend to face them off with a 100% max effort" said Lincoln.
"And that's why I like him so much, he always gives it his all when either fighting those jerks I used to date, or when trying to have a good time when we have a date together, and he's shown me it doesn't have to be expensive to have a great time" said Leni as she began to gush over her current boyfriend.
Even though Lincoln has reserverance of her dating a college dropout, Lincoln could relax knowing that Leni was dating a nice guy.
"Well, now that I know you're surrounded by good people, I guess there's only one thing left to ask, how and why did you chose to become a politician" asked Lincoln.
"Because I want to help people and make a change in their lives, and sure while it upsets some people regarding not raising funds, and yet not raising taxes, there's a lot I can do by not being so forceful, like how I was able to change the school's current math program where instead you need to know the basics of algebra and geometry to graduate, you need to take a course in applied mathematics', where these teens need to learn how to manage money, convert temperatures, and being more conscious on power, water, electrical uses, along with filling for taxes once they get their first job" said Leni.
"Or how Michigan is the 5th state to allow the practice of polygamy marriage and relationships" said Leni, "Wait you're saying polyamorous is now a practice here not only in Michigan but across this country now" asked Lincoln as he was hit by another case of culture shock.
"Yup, though like Leni said it's a new thing that may take some time to be widely accepted as a common day norm, like how it took the world to wake up and allow the practice of same sex marriage and the acceptance of people who are trans, nonbinary are people just like you, me, and everyone else in this room" said Miguel.
"Fingers cross it doesn't take like a nearly a century and a half to be widely accepted" said Fiona.
"I feel like there's definite controversy in regards to polyamorous relationships" said Lincoln, "There is, since the practice has been used and viewed as a means to attain misogynistic power or merely a perverse practice without any feelings, though like the old saying goes love conquers all. Don't believe me, the first openly polyamorous man came out in California 10 years as he boldly flexed his love he had between his 2 wives and his husband, and would eventually help set up the appropriate rules and boundaries needed for such a relationship" said Leni.
"I take it he was at some point the governor later down the line" asked Lincoln, "No he's actually a famous writer, married to a 4 wives, 3 husbands, 2 nonbinary partners, a trans woman, and an AI partner based on a popular anime" listed off Miguel as he almost laughed at Lincoln's dumbfounded expression.
"Did we forgot to mention he's a pansexual satanist from California" commented Fiona as that was pretty much the answer to all of Lincoln's questions just as their food finally arrived.
After enjoying a nice meal together, Lincoln and Leni walked out their dad's restaurant and hopped inside a limo that was waiting for them outside where they went to hit up the Royal Woods Mall together, something neither one has done in a long time.
"Well here we are Lincoln, let's have some fun" Leni said happily as she pulled Lincoln along as they were followed by her 2 aids behind them.
As they continued to shop around for clothes that Leni liked, and occasionally some stuff that got Lincoln's attention, something inside of him awakened.
Yes Leni would never outright call either him or any of his sisters ugly, but after realizing how much effort they put into him making him presentable next to her, who's appearance matters a lot, Lincoln decided to do something he should have honestly done for a while now.
"Hey Lincoln, what do you think looks good on me, this sherbet orange t-shirt on these skinny jeans or this lemonade yellow t-shirt one" asked Leni as she realized her brother wasn't around.
"Where did Lincoln go" asked Leni as he was nowhere to be seen, "He said he had to step out for a minute, something about him needing to do for a while now" said Fiona.
"With that being said go with that sherbet orange girl, the lemonade yellow t-shirt is so spring exclusive, at least plus it compliments your hair better" said Miguel as Leni continued to shop for the next half hour until she finally bumped into Lincoln.
Definitely another one of his impulsive actions, one he was doing on his own free will and accord, Lincoln greeted Leni again with a brand new haircut, where instead of having long unkept hair, he now had a short clean kept look and style.
"Lincoln you cut you're hair" said Leni, "Well, I figured being with not only with sister who's all about fashion, but also running as our governor, it seemed right that I too had to maintain my appearance when I'm out in public with you" said Lincoln.
"Lincoln, you know you don't have to change your look for me, or for any of our sisters you know" said Leni, "I know, but that's why I did this for me, now come on, I saw there was a sell on shoe's on my way back, and I could definitely use some pointers" said Lincoln as he linked arms with Leni and continued to have a nice afternoon between the 2 of them.
Eventually Leni would drive them both back to his place where they'd just spoon and watch TV.
"So Lincoln, now that you've gone on a date with most of your sisters, do you think you want to make this a norm in your everyday life again" asked Leni as she turned to face her brother.
"Only if it's to your girls' convenience, but otherwise yes, I'm more than happy to give you all the time of day" said Lincoln as Leni happily pecked him on the cheek.
"Great, I can't wait to tell Luna, Luna, and Lynn that you want to spend time with us" said Leni, "Now hold on, I never said anything like that, I said I'm fin hanging out with you and the sisters whom I've dated so far, I said nothing about wanting to hang with those 3" said Lincoln.
"But why, didn't you had a fun time with me, and with all of our other sisters" asked Leni, "That I did and I'm more than willing to enjoy a spa date, between you, me, and Lori or even going out to see a movie with Lucy, Lily, and Lisa, but I want nothing to do with the 3 whom I refuse to give the time of day" said Lincoln.
"But you gave Lola the time of day" said Leni, "She just managed to catch me off guard is all, besides I did my own homework recently and frankly speaking I would rather not associate with Luna, Luan, or Lynn anymore than I already have in my life" said Lincoln.
"Come on Lincoln, it's not that bad" said Leni, "Lynn started a stadium wide brawl and nearly started a war with Nicaragua and the US because they happened to be the team that beat her from continuing to participate in the Woman's World Cup, Luna has gotten into international trouble and even did some time in jail for encouraging her fans to do mosh pits, circle pits, and walls of death with the latter causing severe injuries amongst her fans, and last I heard Luan is going through custody battle between her baby daddy since she allegedly poked the holes in his condom, causing her to carry their children out of wedlock. Yeah really a nice trio I'd like to hang out with" said Lincoln sarcastically.
"Lincoln, they've changed a lot since those incidents, for the most part" said Leni innocently, "Nice try for trying to convince me, now let's continue to snuggle, I honestly missed doing this with all of you girls" said Lincoln as he held Leni tighter.
They'd continued to lay like this and would eventually drift off for an early evening nap before Leni had to bid her brother ado.
As she was enjoying the ride back home, Leni texted her sisters letting her know how their date went down to the last detail, leaving them all relieved that Leni secured a victory with winning her brother back.
Down side she couldn't get him to change his mind to openly and willingly give Luna, Luan, and Lynn the time of day, plus side, they did talk later on as to him joining them all in the next live action Ace Savvy movie, which he said he'll actually consider doing.
While it was nice it meant he was finally willing to hang out with the majority of them, it would have been better if he had been open to all of them.
Still that's why they all came prepared for this, and while it was a big risk in terms of all of them, Lily included, loosing their brothers relationship completely, they were all willing to risk it if it meant they call all try and be one big happy family again.
Hey guys, I know it's been a while, it's just since the start of fall season last week started, a lot is going on, like how this years season of fall anime is now available to stream on Crunchyroll or how a bunch of new games are set to be released, that I've been waiting for since the start of this year, exampled would be the Turbo Kid videogame, or Monster Prom 3: Monster Road Trip, River City Girls 2, and Overwatch 2, which I am still damning about being fucking hacked on it's fucking launch day like everyone else in the whole fucking world like what the actual fuck!.
Sorry as you can see I'm very upset on the matter like everyone else, so let's get back on track and focus on how what to expect in next chapter or 2, which'll be a break on the dating and more focused on the family hanging out, don't worry we'll get to the last 3 sisters, as it'll be something I know a lot of you have been expecting since conflicts and tension will definitely rise once we've crossed those bridges, before we conclude this story at long last.
So until next time, be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3