Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, the world would know Yondaime's name already.
Musuko
Chapter 2 – First Meeting
Baby looks at Sennin.
Sennin looks at Baby.
Baby blinks.
Sennin blinks.
Baby blinks again, starts bawling at the top of his lungs, and tries to wriggle his way out of Sennin's grasp and back to Daddy who manages to cease laughing just long enough to ask his former sensei, "Now, what was that about being the man who made babies stop crying?"
A.N.: Um, yeah… I've always imagined Naruto and Jiraiya's first meeting (if Arashi had lived, anyway) and they just kinda look at each other, Naruto decides he doesn't like him, starts crying and Arashi laughing at the two of them.