A fanfic rewrite
A Monkey Sitch in Time
Chapter 1: Kim Moves
The new school year for Kim and Ron was going to be great. They were gonna take all the same classes. Soon enough though the happiness ends, Ron and Kim get to the girl's house and see a 'For Sale' sign. Ron asks Kim, "Was this here earlier?" Kim shakes her head, a realtor comes over and puts a 'Sold' sticker on the sign, and Kim becomes surprised.
Afterwards, we find Kim in her living room with her folks, her mother tells her, "Sorry Kimmie, I just got a doctoring job in another country." Kim asks where the job is, and her father tells her, "It's in Paris." Jim and Tim were in the kitchen, they enter and Jim says, "THIS STINKS!" Tim then follows up by saying, "We wanted Rufus to test pilot the Timinator!" Jim then corrects him, "You mean Jiminator!"
Later at Bueno Nacho, Kim and Ron are discussing this news. Ron tells Kim, "This will alter the course of life itself!" Kim says, "Exagerate much?" Ron says, "Okay it alters my life!", "The Kim and Ron team won't work now." he tells her. Kim says, "It will be tough, but do-able!"
End of chapter 1: Kim Moves
Next:
Chapter 2: Monkey Fist and villains