A/N: I had this up a long time ago, and now I am putting it back up. I don't really know why, I just felt like it. It is very random, weird, and strange, I know...
Disclaimer: Crest Toothpaste and these Star Wars Characters are not mine!
Toothpaste
Or
Why Crest Went Under
Studies show that while certain cause remains unknown, Jedi Council member Master Yoda's apparent dislike for the Crest brand of toothpaste may prove to the be reason this product has failed to sell.
"Itchy, it makes my mouth feel." Master Yoda explains. When the rest of the Jedi Council was interviewed, more than half of them agreed with Yoda.
"It doesn't taste right, plus it has a nasty aftertaste." Mace Windu answered.
"It tastes bad and it doesn't feel nice in my mouth." Eeth Koth complains when interviewed. Ki-Adi-Mundi, Even Piell, Depa Billiba, Plo Koon and Oppo Rancisis also agree with Yoda.
Opposers Adi-Gallia, Saesee Tiin, Yaddle and Yareal Poof present the rebuttal.
"It is the best toothpaste in the galaxy!" Adi-Gallia exclaims. When asked why she particularly liked it, she didn't directly answer, crying out, "By Force it is the best!"
Saesee Tiin wordlessly nodded his agreement. Later, he states, "If it goes off the market, I am going to buy as much as I possibly can."
The Crest brand of toothpaste is now no longer on the market. A myriad of workers have been put out of work. They claim they will have revenge on Yoda, and that there will be an open position on the Jedi Council. We will see what happens.