At Aunt Ruth's House, Lisa was trying to figure out the equation for time travel, so she could prevent her brother from suffering a fate worse than lockdown, dying from COVID, but no matter what she did, she would come up short of getting the right equation.
"Lisa, there's someone who wants to talk to you!" Lori said.
"Eldest sibling, now's not a good time!" Lisa said, sternly.
"IT has to be." Lori said, scared beyond belief as she entered, with Ryan pointing the gun at her kidney, alarming Lisa.
"Woah, woah, wait, we may have mistreated our Singular Male Sibling but no one needs to die, except for a sister we refuse to mention!" Lisa said, alarmed.
"So this family's already started to fall apart?" Ryan said, lowering his gun. "I heard the rumors, didn't think they were true. But that's not important. Are you Lisa Loud? Answer carefully, I am not here to kill you. I'm here to warn you."
"Warn us about what?" Lisa asks, confused.
"There is a big war coming on the Planet Earth, one that will devastate the world for years to come. You will be in hells beyond worse than you can possibly imagine." Ryan said, concerned.
"Don't be a dumbass, we're literally in our own Hell!" Lori sighed. "Everybody hates us, and we have nothing and NO ONE!"
"Well, judging by the fact that you treated Lincoln like he was bad luck and infected him with COVID, you brought this on yourself." Ryan said. "But there are worse things to deal with other than this."
"What could be worse than being hated by everybody?!"
"If you thought being treated like this was bad enough, you'll soon have no freedoms." Ryan said, concerned. "Now, I only ask you to come with me if you want to live."
"And why should we trust you?!" Lori said, angrily. "You pulled a gun on me!"
"Only because you were hesitant and resistant, I got worried you might side with Neutron after he killed Eric Cartman." Ryan said. "Trust me, my friend knows interdimensional travel, we know how this plays out. IF you don't do anything, the world, as we know it, will end. Freedom will be all but dead, soldiers will be patrolling every building you go to. Movie theaters, restaurants, banks, schools, keeping everyone skating on Thin Ice. Even the tiniest step that could break the ice could end with you being "Corrected" or executed."
"Jimmy's just a kid, what damage could he possibly inflict on the world?" Lisa said, skeptically.
"Do not underestimate him. During my time without entertainment, me and my friend studied him over the course of our viewing of this dimension, and he will make you suffer beyond your worst nightmares." Ryan said, warning the two girls. "Before his parents' suicide in my world from having nothing to do, my friend saw a screening of what happens in the dimension. It doesn't go well. No one took him seriously until it was too late."
"Wait, "Suicide"?" Lori asks, confused.
"We lost entertainment in any form because of the Far Left getting their way, all that was left of entertainment and fun was nothing but news, theaters died out, and there was nothing to do." Ryan said. "And that created a world where nobody is happy and everyone is depressed. A very boring and depressing world. In a world like that, the suicide rate went so high that it makes the suicide rate during the Great Depression look like a damn joke. I know how your family dies one-by-one, Lori."
"Well, I don't wanna know right now." Lori said, deeply disturbed. Then she asks, confused, "But if this "Regime" takes over our world, will we lose entertainment?"
"Some things are better left unsaid." Ryan said. "Now, I'm only gonna say this once, I need your family to come with me, we have to find the chosen one."
"Chaw-zen 1?" A toddler was heard, it was the youngest of the family, Lily Loud as she was in her footie pajamas, crawling to see the commotion. She noticed Ryan as she demanded, "Why is meanie in Lily's Room?"
"Lily, you're too young to understand." Ryan said, picking up Lily as she rolled her eyes. "Even Fred Rogers would tell you it's best if you stay out of this. You're just a baby."
"You've seen many dimensions..." Lisa said, curious. "How did you teleport here?"
"Terminator Style. Took a lot of technology." Ryan said.
"What other dimensions did you see?" Lisa said, skeptically.
"A dimension where there is a whole spaceport full of Lori clones, A dimension where Earth was full of humanoid supernatural beings, and a dimension where Lynn is a 2 headed Siamese twin." Ryan said, keeping the gun away from Lily and Lisa.
"Wait, there's a dimension where a spaceport is full of Clones of me?!" Lori asks, deeply disturbed.
"It's not all bad. No sign of Clyde," Ryan said, assumingly. "And the Lori Clones don't remember any of your lives."
"That makes it slightly better..." Lori said, indifferent.
"Wait, a two-headed Lynn?!" Lisa asks, confused.
"Yes...and judging by the looks of it, the "Luck" incident was prevented by the Right Lynn Head..." Ryan said. "Now, we need to get to Danville before we go to California immediately."
"Wait, why?" Lori said.
"There will be time for questions later!" Ryan said, pointing his gun at Lori again. "Now get your sisters and come with me if you want to live."
At the Archer Agency, Jimmy and Danielle walked through the office with Krieger and Pam, it was an easy drive to the building, despite Pam drinking a 40 ounce alcohol beverage.
"So..." Jimmy said, awkwardly. "Is it illegal to drink in the passenger seat, or are we going to pretend that didn't happen?"
"Depends which state you are in." Danielle shrugged.
"Well, if you could step into my laboratory before I introduce you to the others that will help you, that would be greatly appreciated." Krieger then stated, before Jimmy and Danielle heard several females moaning in pleasure and a woman insanely laughing. They got curious as they walked towards a different room.
"You don't wanna go there, Cheryl's havin' a little selfcest party!" Pam laughed.
"I don't even wanna know." Danielle said, disgusted as she retches.
"C'mon, it's not like it's with a little something 'extra'."
"Anyway, I have the technology needed for your path to making a world a safer place." Krieger smiled. "And if needed, Archer and Lana will be available, alongside with Cyril and Pam." Krieger then opened up the doorway, revealing many inventions and weapons. Jimmy grinned.
"Anything you find to be interesting, please enjoy the use of our inventions." Krieger then said. Jimmy went towards a more advanced jetpack in curiousity.
"That thing is the "SHIT"!" Pam laughed. "That will make you faster than Sonic the Hedgehog."
"Pam, what the hell is going on?" An elderly voice was heard.
"Aw, shit, it's Ms. Archer, we'll keep you preoccupied before Doof n' blatz gets here." Pam said.
"It's Doofenshmirtz!" Another voice said. irritated. It was Heinz Doofenshmirtz himself. "Get the name right, Poovey!"
"Heinz!" Krieger said, grinning like a happy puppy to see his owner. "Great to see you!"
"As am I, Krieger." Doof said. "I have plenty of Inators to help out with, for example, the Super Exoskeleton-Inator! I was saving it to take over the tri-state area, but I suppose this can be used."
"You have it with you at the moment?" Jimmy asks, raising an eyebrow.
"I don't," Doof sighed. "But It's in its blueprint stage, but I'm glad Krieger said to come over, I can finally get started with my work."
"Get to work on it." Jimmy said, narrowing his eyes. It's time to get started with his job.