This is meant to be a very funny chapter, despite the beginning before the worlds begin. And also really dirty. ;)
Chapter 4: Collection
Lego smiled as he relaxed in a chair in his theater with his eyes closed, waiting for the right time to start the third world for the cast of My Hero Academia to react to. He then dealt a tap on his shoulder and turned to see who tapped on him and opened his left eye to see that it was Shigaraki who had tapped on him. "What do you need?" Lego asked.
"When the hell are we gonna be able to leave this theater?" Shigaraki questioned.
"When I choose to release you," Lego answered as he turned away and closed his eyes. He then felt Shigaraki place all five fingers on his Gi and Lego internally groaned. 'This is why I prefer to only wear my damaged Gi,' Lego thought before he ripped the damaged Gi shirt he wore off as it disintegrated in ash, and he then jumped away as Shigaraki tried to swipe at him and turn him into ashes.
"Well I don't really care for this crap!" Shigaraki shouted. "I have an underworld to go and rule! I don't have to listen to just some stuck-up wannabe God!"
That last comment made Lego frown, and Bardock's eyes widened before he started to run to the other side of the theater. "EVERYONE, RUN IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIVES!" Bardock then duck behind a row of seats, with most of the other cast members confused, though some of them also ran to the other side of the theater that Bardock ran to.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Shigaraki asked before he suddenly felt pain in his right arm. He looked at his right arm and saw that it was gone. His eyes widened in shock before he felt his head leave his body, ripped clean off of his neck.
Shigaraki then felt his head get thrown into a wall before it rolled and saw Lego, who was glaring at him, blood on his right hand and coating his pants and part of his chest. "First, I ain't a wannabe. I'm closer to a god in this world than All For One is," Lego began before raising his hand at Shigaraki, a ball of black flames forming in front of it. "And second, enjoy Hell for a few chapters."
Then everyone felt the temperature of the room rise as Lego pelted Shigaraki with flames. After what felt like ages, the temperature lowered, and Bardock raised his head to look at Lego, who was disposing of Shigaraki's corpse, the hand villain truly dead. Lego snapped and summoned what looked like a hellhound, which then began to eat Shigaraki's corpse.
"I recommend not following the poor example Shigaraki gave to you all," Lego said. "Otherwise, you might be joining him in Hell." Everyone nodded, understanding how bad the situation would be if they acted like Shigaraki just did.
"Can… can he really send us to Hell?" All Might asked Bardock.
"Yep… and I'd rather take Hell than Zell," Bardock answered.
"Zell? What kind of ripoff of Hell is that?" All For One questioned.
"Zarbon," Bardock said. "And… my god, he's worse than Hell."
"Like, how much worse?" Spinner asked.
"You can't feel your legs for a year at most, a month at the very least," Bardock answered. "That's what the others have said anyways…"
"Okay, now we worry," Spinner remarked.
After Lego's Hellhound finished feasting on Shigaraki's remains, Lego petted it and said, "Good girl Angel. Now go feast on the unlucky." The Hellhound barked happily before teleporting away. Lego glanced at the traumatized cast members. "The world should be ready by now."
After a minute, the cast had taken their seats, but a little further away from Lego. Not that he cared. Lego grabbed the remote and clicked play as the projector came out of the ceiling again.
Sero knocked on Todoroki's dorm room door, a manga in his hand. "Hey, Todoroki! Mind if I borrow the next manga of the series you got?" There wasn't a reply, and he knocked again before the door slowly opened, the door not fully closed properly. Sero raised an eyebrow before entering. "Yo, Todoro-" He then went silent as he saw Todoroki was watching something on his TV that Todoroki had got in his room. Sero's eyes were open wide as he looked from the TV to Todoroki, before he slowly went over to Todoroki's closet and getting the next manga of the series Sero was reading from Todoroki. Before he left, he looked at Todoroki and back at the TV before looking back at Todoroki. He finally left and closed the door all the way.
"What was I watching that made Sero so surprised?" Todoroki questioned.
"I don't know, but it must have been something that you probably wouldn't watch," Sero said. "At least from what we know about you.
Sero went down stairs before he called up all of the class. "Okay, so… we all got a problem…" Sero began.
"Is it the milk again? I told you that you can't leave the cap open for the milk and put it back in the fridge," Jiro assumed.
"Nope… it's way worse…" Sero said. "I went to borrow the next manga of my series from Todoroki and he was watching something on his TV…"
"What's so bad about that?" Mineta made the mistake of asking.
"Because Todoroki was watching hentai on his TV!" Sero revealed, making everyone gasp, completely surprised by the revelation.
Hentai Problems
"I'm… I'm sorry, I'm watching what?" Todoroki questioned, unaware of what Hentai was, which also made Eri and Kota confused.
Lego was even surprised by this, and he looked at a list that had the order of the worlds meant to be shown and when. "Huh… is it already time for this one?"
"...I feel like Mineta is to blame for this," Sero said.
"Hey, we don't know that yet!" Mineta replied. "You can't blame anything on me!"
"Todoroki watches hentai?" Mina questioned.
"And here I thought he was raised like a gentleman," Sato commented. "I guess even the more handsome guys of the class have a perverted side."
Mineta slowly was trying to get away, but he was then noticed by Bakugo who grabbed him by the shoulder. "Where the hell do you think you're going, Grape-Head?"
"Um… elsewhere!" Mineta then started flailing before Bakugo lifted him up by the collar of his shirt and slammed Mineta against the wall.
"Spill it Grape-Head! We already know you don't respect the privacy of the chicks of our class, so who's to say you didn't watch that hentai crap?" Bakugo already put the pieces together. "You got him interested in that crap because when me and Todoroki came back home one night from our license training at 10 PM, you were watching it down here in the living room even though curfew is at 9 PM!" Bakugo raised his other hand up, explosions rippling across his hand. "You got him addicted to it because he asked you what it was and you answered! Admit it!"
The audience turned to look at Mineta, before Lego threw a grenade at Mineta and blew him up. "That's what you get bitch!" Lego shouted.
"If I ever learn that you are watching hentai in the living room of Heights Alliance Mineta, I will expel you and I'll let Bakugo kick the crap out of you," Aizawa informed Mineta.
Izuku sighed before he walked all the way to Todoroki's bedroom and kicked the door open. "Todoroki, we need to ta-"
Todoroki, who was in his bed on top of Yaoyorozu glared at Midoriya, surprised and furious. "Goddamn it Midoriya! Learn to knock for once!"
The following morning, it turned out that Todoroki was using the hentai as an excuse as to why he was in his room, before he and Yaoyorozu revealed that they were dating. And after Todoroki had watched a bit of hentai, he also revealed that they had tried sex. However, while they did fuck, they also did take precautions.
It also turned out that Mineta was found dead in his room with a lot of blade wounds all over his body. He was found by Kaminari who had found a note that said that the Hero Killer Stain had broken out of Tartarus, which was later confirmed to be true.
"Damn, your class is pretty crazy Eraserhead," Present Mic commented after they had removed Mineta's belongings from his room.
"I hate it here," Aizawa had replied, hating how he chose to be a teacher of such an insane class.
The End
"Was that it?" Stain questioned. "That was the shortest world we have encountered yet."
Lego smiled. "I know. That's why there are two more worlds in this chapter."
"Wait, what?" Stain asked before they saw another world start playing on the screen again.
It started with Izuku, Iida, Bakugo, Kirishima, and Shinso sitting together in the living room of Heights Alliance, with Iida and Shinso looking super confused at Izuku, Kirishima looking at Izuku surprised, and Bakugo absolutely laughing his ass off.
"Oh hey, Shinso's with 1A," Nejire commented.
"He must have gotten placed into the Hero Course really early instead of being placed into the Hero Course during his Second Year," Nezu assumed.
"My god! This… this is… HAHAHAHAHA!" Bakugo laughed.
Izuku blushed and looked down, a bit embarrassed by what he had told them. "Well… it's not my fault…"
"I'm… I'm sorry, but can you please repeat to me what happened to you earlier?" Shinso asked Izuku.
"Well, I was just doing my own personal training outside of Heights Alliance before the girls of our class came up to me," Izuku recalled. "Then, Uraraka had asked me if I would go out with her. I was surprised by that question, but then the other girls of our class were saying that I would be better off with one of them instead of Uraraka, and then they started to fight and argue. I had managed to get away while they fought over me, and I tried to ask All Might about what I should do…"
"What did All Might say?" Shinso asked.
"He told me that I was on my own before he entered his muscle form, and yelled 'Detroit Dash' before dashing away from me, and forcing me to eat his dust… literally…" Izuku answered.
Izuku's Date Choice
"All of the girls in our class… asked me out, and now they're fighting over me?!" Izuku exclaimed. "I… I can't be this popular… right?" He looked at the girls of 1A who all looked away from him, except Mina who was smiling.
"Looks like someone might be getting a boyfriend if they win," Mina teased as she bumped Ochaco's arm with her elbow, causing the gravity girl to blush.
Bakugo was actually laughing his ass off. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious!"
Lego had his index finger and thumb on his chin, trying to think of why this world was so familiar.
Bakugo continued to laugh, the flames fanned even more with what Izuku said about All Might's Detroit Dash. "Man, you're so screwed!"
"Well, which one of the girls do you love the most?" Iida asked.
Izuku just gave him a deadpan expression. "I don't pick favorites. And that's why I haven't picked… because I like each of them…"
Kirishima had an idea. "Okay, I thought of something! And if you don't like it, then I want you to slap me."
"What is it?" Izuku asked.
"Okay, here me out," Kirishima said. "So, you like each of the girls, and they each like you too. So, what if, you go out with all of them so that they shut up, and stop fighting."
Izuku then stood up before pimp slapping Kirishima into a wall, with a load smack! being heard when Kirishima hit the wall. "I hate it to the point that it might actually work."
"Did… did I just get pimp slapped?" Kirishima asked.
"Did Kirishima just tell Midoriya to have his own harem?" Kaminari also asked.
"You lucky son of a bitch!" Mineta yelled as he glared at Izuku.
"I… I kinda find this hilarious," Bardock admitted.
"It gets better… Oh it gets better when you search for the right fanfictions," Lego said with a smile on his face, making the audiennce wonder what he reads in his free time.
The boys then looked to see the girls of their class enter through the front door to the dorm rooms, with each of them sporting many burns, cuts, and bruises, with their clothes being cut, burned, and soaked in some blood.
Iida was shocked by this outcome. "Did you all seriously try to murder each other because you're in love with Midoriya?!"
"Yes," they each admitted.
"However, the blood is mainly from when Mineta tried to calm us down, with which I impaled his arm, and Ashido burned off one of his legs, and Uraraka using her Quirk to send him into space," Yaoyorozu said. "He's probably dead."
Mineta sighed. "Killed by a bunch of yanderes… that makes sense…"
Lego immediately looked at Mineta, before looking at the screen again before he realized something. "Well shit…"
"What?" Bardock asked as he looked at Lego.
"I actually didn't read the chapter if the girls of 1A and 1B were yanderes before I pre-wrote this," Lego answered.
"...why does that matter?" Bardock asked.
"I don't know, but it feels like it fits based on the behavior of the girls in this world," Lego said. The girls of 1A and 1B just stared at Lego, confused about what he was talking about.
"Well, that's just great," Bakugo said. "I lost my punching bag…"
"I thought that was me," Kirishima said.
"No, you're my punching bag for training. Grape-Head was my punching bag for when I needed to release some anger," Bakugo explained.
"...wow, that actually isn't that bad of an idea," Bakugo said before he looked at Mineta, who was cowering in fear.
"Are you sure Bakugo?" Kirishima asked.
"Yep. He deserves it," Bakugo replied.
Izuku looked at the girls before sighing. "Okay, I made a decision…"
"Good, cause we did too," Jiro added.
"...what is it?" Izuku asked.
"We're gonna share you," Toru answered.
"I can't believe the girls came to the same idea that Kirishima came to as well," Shinso commented.
"It was gonna happen," Lego said. "I just felt it."
Izuku was silent before he looked at Kirishima and walked up to him. He then grabbed Kirishima by his leg before throwing him through the door of Heights Alliance with One For All powering the throw.
Monoma chose that time to walk into Heights Alliance. "What's up 1A?! I heard you cretins killed your own classma-" Kirishima then hit Monoma, with a crack being heard as Kirishima had activated his Quirk for when he landed so he didn't get hurt.
Monoma laid on the floor, awfully still before Shinso walked up to Monoma and kicked him. "Yeah, I think he's dead…" Shinso said.
Monoma then twitched before he raised his right hand into the air. "It's gonna take more than that to kill me…" Then they heard a gunshot before blood started to come out of a bullet hole in his head.
Everyone in the room turned to look at the bearer of the gun, which happened to be Shallot yet again, who simply looked back at them before yelling, "HAHA, I'M GOING TO JAIL!"
The End
"I get killed in this realm by Shallot?! What kinda bullshit is this?!" Monoma questioned.
"The kind called I hate you and I wished you never existed in the My Hero Universe," Lego answered as he flipped Monoma off. "Die in a hole!"
"Well, there is only one more world left," All Might said. "I wonder if it's gonna be related to the past two…"
"I wonder if we'll see some Pro-Hero action," Mirko wondered. "That would be nice."
"Whatever it is, it should be good," Bardock said.
"...why the hell are we here in a strip club?" All Might, who was in his Muscle Form asked his detective friend of the police force Naomasa as they entered a strip club. "You said you could lead me to All For One."
"And I did," Naomasa said before motioning to the entire strip club. "All For One owns and runs this place. Hence why there are several villains here as… strippers…" The detective groaned before putting his hand on his face to cover it. "I hate my life because of this."
"Wait, All For One runs a strip club?!" All Might questioned, surprised at this sudden information.
The League of Strippers
"...is this a joke?" All For One asked. "Is this a fucking joke?!"
"I am also at a loss," All Might said. "Why the fuck does he own a strip club?"
"Why do my people think All For One is Izuku's long lost father?" Lego retorted, shutting both of the Symbols up.
"People think that?" Izuku asked quietly, confused as to why people would possibly think that.
"Greetings, is there anything I can get for you two?" Came the voice of the bartender of the strip club, Kurogiri.
"We're here to see All For One," All Might answered.
Kurogiri was silent. "I might be able to get you a meeting with him. But there's a catch."
Tsuchaki shook his head before looking at Kurogiri with a look that said, 'Kill me', before he asked, "What is it?"
"You have to sit in here, close to the closed off room, and wait for me to come back," Kurogiri answered. "And even if you're not here for the strippers, be warned… people do glance at the strippers, and when they do, they might not stop until they leave…"
"That sounded so grim, I'm kinda glad Kurogiri isn't her-hey wait a minute!" Spinner said before looking at Lego. "Why isn't Kurogiri here?"
"I run on a low budget and low budget memory," Lego answered.
"The fuck does that mean?" Twice asked.
"It means that I can't include all of the important characters of the series. Hence why Naomasa and Recovery Girl aren't here," Lego explained. "And also why the rest of the Hassaikai aren't here."
"Ha! I'm an important character!" Kendo Rappa said, basically celebrating his own importance.
"Yeah, whatever," Naomasa said before he and All Might sat down.
They were silent before All Might glanced at the stage and saw that a few of the strippers were also pro heroes, like Midnight and Mt. Lady. "My fucking God, is that Midnight?! What the fuck are pro heroes doing here?!"
"It's a strip club All Might," Naomasa retorted. "A strip club! Did you not expect some pro-heroes to be strippers?"
"Wait, does Midnight actually go to a strip club and work there?" Mineta asked before Midnight whipped him with her whip.
"No! No I do not!" Midnight yelled at the perverted midget.
Lego just simply looked at the readers before saying, "I hate it here," while sounding like KaggyFilms for some reason.
"Midnight works at UA Naomasa!" All Might retorted before pointing at the pro-hero strippers, who were blurred at their upper and lower-body areas for some odd reason. "But still, why are they working alongside villains?!"
A knife then hit the table, almost hitting All Might's hand as they turned to look at Himiko Toga. "Well fuck you, bitch," Toga retorted before flipping him off.
Naomasa pulled the knife out the table before throwing it into the closed off room which simply had a bunch of police tape blocking it off. As they heard the knife land on the ground, they all heard a sexually aroused moan from what sounded like a guy in there before it died down. "Okay, what was that?" Naomasa asked.
"That, would be the room of the male strippers," came the voice of All For One as he walked over to them before he tripped on a table and fell to the ground. "Goddamn it… I thought I moved this table already!" He stood back up and dusted himself off. "Ahem… in there is a horrifying beast that no man, woman, or child should ever encounter. Hence why tomorrow we're sealing the room off with concrete."
"All For One!" All Might shouted as he stood up and immediately charged All For One, before he tripped and fell because he got hit in his prize by some random villain stripper.
"The fact I tripped over a table is sad," All For One began. "Seeing All Might get hit in the family jewels and falling over was funny and well deserved for questioning the power of a strip club."
"More like a tease club," Mineta said. "Especially since the women are blurred in their best-" he then felt two blades rest on his left and right shoulders, before he slowly turned to look at Yaoyorozu and Midnight.
"Finish that sentence, and we will kill you," Midnight said with Yaoyorozu nodding with her.
"I like these two," Stain commented. "They understand that men should have standards and dignity unlike that shrimp."
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" All Might lightly screamed in a super girly voice.
"Wait, what the hell is this beast you're talking about?" Naomasa asked All For One.
"It is the most dangerous beast known to men, only because it can kill from deep sexual interaction, and hails from a place called Planet Frieza Ground Zero!" All For One began. "It killed a UA student last week in this same area of which we stand, and the ball haired midget will not be remembered for his uselessness."
"Oh, so that's why Mineta is dead," All Might said, "and why Shinso is in 1A."
"I'm in 1A again?" Shinso questioned.
"Yeah, you're a really popular character, along with a bunch of other characters who get placed into 1A because someone is missing from 1A somehow. That, and you're my favorite character so you can expect you to get some pampering in AQQAAD," Lego explained.
"I guess I'm also dead in AQQAAD then," Mineta said before sighing. "When the hell will I get saved?"
"Well my buddy Tale is making a different My Hero Reacts where you haven't fucked up once with any of the female students or characters at all," Lego replied. "Hell, you even said you had standards."
"The fuck is that?" Mineta asked, before many of the females in the theater started pelting him with shit and beating the shit out of him.
"And what is this alien creature's name?" Naomasa asked.
"I tried many times to kill it, and I haven't succeeded once… but the name it goes by…" All For One then looked at Naomasa with a grave look on his masked face. "Is Zarbon…"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Came the moan of Zarbon from the other room.
Everyone was silent and stopped what they were doing as they waited for Zarbon to stop moaning. When he did stop, All For One looked back at All Might and Naomasa and said, "Did I mention I'm retired as a villain?"
The End
"Well… that was interesting," Bardock said.
"I bet I could kill Zarbon," Overhaul commented confidently.
"Want to prove it?" Lego asked, ready to snap.
"Yeah, no, I'm not that suicidal," Overhaul said.
I'm going to confirm the next few chapters while we're still here.
Happy New Years everyone!