We're back with another chapter! And I better clear something up right now. When I meant "Review Chapter" for chapters 6 and 9, I meant it was a recommended chapter for the audience to react to. Heh… sorry.
On a side note, I'm getting super giddy about this one fanfiction I found and it's been distracting me from writing damn near everything! It just clicks with me for some odd reason. It's called "Ignite to the Call". I recommend checking it out because I'm literally shivering in excitement and already halfway done with it and it's only been two days!
I need to stop reading and finish these chapters damn it...
Chapter 5: Bullshit
Lego had left the theater for a bit so he could get changed and find something else to where, and probably also attend to other stories of his, and most of the cast there decided to do a bit of looking around.
"...why the fuck are you all looking around?" Bardock asked.
"Well, Shigaraki did have a good point," All Might said. "We all have things we need to do. And we have no idea how our world is progressing out there so some of us kinda want to go home."
"Yeah, my parents might be very worried," Tsuyu agreed. "Especially my little brother and sister."
Bardock sighed, and decided to stop them from wasting their time. "Look, you aren't gonna be able to find a way out of here. It's impossible. The only way out of this theater is the doors, or Lego. Otherwise, you're all wasting your time."
"Then the doors it is!" Mineta said as he went to the doors and opened them, only to find a city on fire. He closed the doors quickly, before blinking a few times. He then opened them again to see an untouched forest. Mineta closed the doors again and opened them to see Lego walking into the theater, talking on the phone with someone.
"Tale, are you fucking serious?!" Lego asked. "Okay, I expected the prison break, but holy shit! That's gonna change a fucking lot! Like, way more than the fucking bullshit that is Eri lot!"
Eri was confused but Aizawa covered her ears, as did Mandalay to Kota. "Keep it PG please," they both said.
"Fuck you both! Tale is telling me some important fucking shit, that involves the canon of your world, and it's not pretty!" Lego retorted at them before flipping them off. He put his phone back to his ear and listened to what Tale had to say a bit more. "Damn… that chapter is gonna change a lot of shit… I mean, One For All kinda already did during Manga 23 when Deku manifested Black Whip for a short while, but damn…" Lego sighed. "Alright, I'm gonna let you go, because I need to process this a bit, break the breakable and bearable news to my audience, and continue with the reacting." Lego nodded. "Alright, bye." He waited for Tale to hang up before he pocketed his phone.
"Okay, so I'm pretty sure that based off that last part in your phone call, none of the news is good," Izuku assumed.
"Ding ding… fuck, I can't even do that…" Lego sighed and sat down in his usual chair. "Okay, so I'm not gonna spoil any parts of the manga that are important, especially because people are reacting to you guys reacting to this shit, so I'm not gonna say anything that will spoil parts of the manga for the people avoiding spoilers. But I will give out a little information."
"Which is...?" Dabi said.
"As far as I know, the League is gonna be making a comeback, a lot of pro heroes have been injured and killed from an attack, and one flat out quit his job in the middle of a rescue operation because a whole city was decimated from the League," Lego revealed. "And… while most of the killed heroes were minor characters, amongst them were a few important characters…" He stopped there and looked down. "I'm not gonna say more… because I'm a man of the fucking public, and I won't spoil shit for those who don't want to be spoiled…"
"Well shit," Spinner said. "Shigaraki would be enjoying this information."
All For One nodded. "He would. Yes, he would."
"So, like, how bad are we talking?" Mirko asked. "Kamino Ward bad, or Endeavor Nomu bad?"
"Merge both incidents, and multiply the result around 3-5 times," Lego answered. "And to sum up the whole aftermath including the destruction, times 20."
"Damn, that's not good," Kirshima said.
Lego shook his head. "Let's… Let's just get into the reacting." With that, everyone took their places before he started the realm. The realm of which would make everyone question shit.
It started in the room of which had a frame of a woman on it. Chisaki was staring at it. "Sorry… things are about to get a bit rowdy… I'll avenge you all the same though…"
After that, the view shifted to outside the Shie Hassaikai compound, where the normal raid members were, alongside Cell, Kermit, Muten Roshi, Emo Gohan, Slick Goku, Prince Vegeta of the motherfucking Saiyans, Goku Black, and Ugandan Knuckles, otherwise known as *tongue click* Elay.
Nighteye looked at every member of the raid. "Remember, this will be a very dangerous raid. If you wish to drop out to avoid any genital scarring, now would be the fucking time."
"What did Sir just say?!" Mirio questioned. "And who are those other guys that are joining the raids?!"
"And why does the teenager look emo and why is he holding a bottle of tequila?" Mina asked.
Lego was immediately alarmed before he pulled out the remote, trying to pause the realm but to no avail. "Fuck! The batteries died!" Lego said.
"Is…" Bardock looked at Lego. "Is this the raid of that world?!"
Lego slowly nodded. "It is… and fuck my life." He looked at Eraserhead and Mandalay and gave them both noise cancelling headphones for Eri and Kota. "Put those on them. Because this world will not be pretty." That prompted everyone in the theater besides Bardock to question what they were about to see.
Nobody made any moves or anything. They all just stood there. Nighteye nodded. "Good. Because we need everyone we can get if we wish to stop the Second Coochie War."
"Alright, listen up," Roshi said. "We all have our tasks." The Turtle Hermit looked at the Fat Gum agency. "You three are to stop anyone from killing us once we enter the building." He then looked at the Ryukyu agency. "You are to stay up here and take down every single one of these bastards, and then throw them into a jail cell." He then turned to the rest of the Nighteye Agency. "Y'all are joining the main crew so we can kick Chisaki's ass."
"And seeing as this might prompt the Second War, something we can't afford," Nighteye began. "Do not hesitate to kill anyone… especially Chisaki." Nighteye sighed. "This day is not gonna be pretty."
The DevilArtemis Hassaikai Raid
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck," Lego said. "This shouldn't be here! I haven't even written Cell vs Sir Nighteye yet!"
"What the hell is this 'Coochie War' they keep talking about?" Present Mic asked.
Lego turned to look at him. "It was originally a war over bitches. And when I mean bitches, I mean fucking bitches. The ones in strip clubs, the ones in the sundresses, the ones who have the-" he pulled out a piece of paper and read, "-'reassuring sound of when their cheeks clap together'..." He looked back at Present Mic and shrugged. "All I know, is that it was a war fought with Jesus Christ himself."
"The lord fought in such a vulgar war?" Shiozaki questioned. "If this was true about my lord, I… I don't know what I would think."
"You're actually dating Roshi in the DevilArtemis Universe fanfic, so you can't say much," Lego retorted, causing Shiozaki's jaw to drop at how she was dating an old looking man.
"Alright, I'mma read the warranty," Roshi said before pressing the button on the wall right next to the gate. Once he got a reply, he shouted, "THIS IS A FUCKING RAID ASSHOLES! LET US FUCKING IN IF YOU WISH TO FUCKING LIVE!"
Then the gate opened, before a buff man came and attempted to kill at least one or two heroes. The man was then killed by Goku Black, who made a Ki Scythe and chopped his head off.
Chisaki sighed. "This is gonna be a slaughter…"
"Yeah, especially with Cell, Black and Gohan there," Bardock said. "But I don't understand why my son is a Super Saiyan 4 and wearing those weird pixelated shades."
"He doesn't know what MLG glasses are?!" Mina exclaimed. "I need to teach him!"
"No," came the responses of Bardock and Lego.
The body dropped to the ground, and Cell stepped forward. "I recommend surrendering unless you all wish to die," Cell said. As a response, the Hassaikai Goons all ran forward, using their many Quirks to try and delay the raid team. "Death it is."
The next few seconds were a complete bloodbath. Roshi had used his staff and beat the shit out of several goons, impaling and cutting many of them. Goku black had made several Ki Blades and sliced many limbs off of the goons, and even shot several Ki Blades at a goon and they exploded the goon. Cell had simply slapped a few of the goons with a back hand and punched a few of them, snapping their heads with said punch.
"This is an absolute slaughter," Emo Gohan said before he took a swig of his tequila and threw the bottle to the ground before suddenly transforming, his hair spiking up and turning white, his eyes also becoming red. "El Blanco may be overkill, but it's worth it."
"You bet it's overkill son," Slick Goku said before he fired a small Ki Blast and killed a platoon of goons. "But this whole raid is."
"El Blanco?" Bardock questioned. "What the hell kind of ripoff Ultra Instinct is that?!"
"It's the kind from the Daitomodachi Universe bitch," Lego replied.
"Man, there sure are a lot of these universe things," Stain commented. "Makes me wonder how many fake heroes there are…"
"You would see a lot of changes in certain characters," Lego said. "In the Daitomodachi Universe, Ochaco was about to not save someone because the dude didn't pay his monthly amount of money that most members paid and basically the dude was about to go the month without any food, all because the Public Safety and Hero Commission reduced her pay."
That made a lot of jaws drop. "I would never do that!" Ochaco defended, absolutely surprised and ashamed of what that other version of her did.
The raid team broke inside of the building, and they charged forward, before Nighteye opened the secret entrance to the basement of the Shie Hassaikai's base. The door opened and three goons came out, but they were easily defeated by Nighteye, Lemillion, and Deku. The group then pushed down into the base. There was a wall blocking the way, which was then destroyed by Deku and Red Riot.
"So far so good," Nighteye said. "We just need to keep pushing forward."
"You bet damn right we need to," Roshi said before he noticed someone was walking down the hallway towards them, putting most of them on edge.
"When the smoke hits I get stable. Come around, come arou-ound~…" the man sang. He had messy untamed bed head hair that was brown, slightly tired brown eyes that still had a sense of seriousness in them. He wore a simple white shirt, black jeans, black shoes and white songs, and also had black gloves that didn't cover his fingers. He yawned before he looked at the raid team. "I'll come arou-ound~."
"Wait, stand down!" Cell shouted. "That's Lego!"
"That's Lego?!" The audience, even Bardock, shouted before staring at the Lego in the theater, and back at the Lego on screen.
"What the hell?!" Bardock shouted. "This is bullshit! You can't just put yourself in the chapter!"
"I actually was gonna join them during the raid, so yes, I can," Lego retorted. "A Coochie War isn't something I'm just gonna ignore. Even if it's something I'm writing."
"Yep, I'm here to help you bitches," Lego said before saluting awkwardly, and then using his other hand to scratch a part of his hair. "Damn, I'm nervous…"
"Maybe you should get a haircut and not look like you can out of a fucking dumpster," Prince Vegeta commented smugly, gesturing to Lego's messy bed head hair.
"Eh… I just want to let it grow out and let my hair do it's own thing," Lego said, brushing some hair out of face though it just came back. He looked down, before looking up and faking a smile. "Let's do this!" He said, not making eye contact with any of them.
"I hate it here," Lego in the audience said as curled into a ball before looking down at his legs, trying not to think about how pathetic he must've looked in the Realm.
Tamaki's eyes widened as he looked at Lego. He then tugged at Mirio's sleeve before saying to his best friend, "He's just like me Mirio. He has the same issue I have."
Mirio took a moment before connecting the dots and nodded. "Yeah, he kinda does. Except he's gotten over them mostly, unlike you… no offense."
It was at that moment that the floor opened up under the main raid team, in which everyone but a bunch of police officers fell down. Everyone landed on the floor hard, but the fall wasn't enough to kill anyone. It wasn't meant to.
"That fall wasn't meant to kill us," Eraserhead said, before he stood up, alongside a few other members of the raid team.
"And we're not alone," Roshi said before he pointed his staff at three members of the Hassaikai that were in the room.
"The first three punks of the Eights Bullets that were captured," Fat Gum commented. "They bruised up Tamaki pretty bad. He barely managed to win from what I heard."
"They did nearly kill me, if I didn't eat some of that guy's crystals," Tamaki confirmed. "I barely managed to get up afterwards."
"With Lego there, they'll obviously get annihilated," Bardock remarked. "Especially with the other people from the Dragon Ball Universes. They got nothing to worry about."
"Well, looks like a bunch of heroes seemed to have fallen down from the sky," the first one of the group, Setsuno, said. "But not that it matters." He held his hand forward. "You'll die all the same!"
"That's Setsuno! No one pull any weapons out on him!" The Chief of the Police ordered, though Aizawa canceled his Quirk.
"Huh, guess all the tricks are out of the bag," the second of the group, Yu Hojo, commented before pulling out a gun of his own. "But we're not reliant on our Quirks!"
Lego rolled his eyes before the atmosphere suddenly grew serious before he pulled out three swords.
Lego's eyes widened. "He's gonna do it!"
"Do what?" Everyone basically asked at the same time before they turned back to the screen.
Lego put a sword in his mouth, before dashing forward so suddenly and quickly at no one saw him until he was behind Setsuno, the Hassaikai member gawking before Lego turned around quickly and started cutting up the weapons they had, before he sliced Setsuno into small pieces that made what Trunks did to Frieza look pathetic. When Setsuno had dispersed into the many small pieces he now was, everyone heard a sudden and loud "One" before Lego sliced the head off of Yu Hojo with a loud "Two", and then he kicked the final member, Tabo, in the head before he threw one of his swords with expert marksmanship, the blade going through the criminal's brain and killing him instantly, a loud "Three" being heard as the Hassaiki members were cut down to size, and killed.
When Lego stood up, he was covered in blood, and he grabbed the sword out of his mouth before looking at all of them and saying, "Kill the beat and turn around and be like nothing happened."
"I hate myself," Lego said, instantly noticing the reference to a certain anime rap cypher that ended off the first verse with that line.
"That was some skilled swordsmanship," Stain commented. "But that was also an unneeded murder. You look filthy now!"
"He cut them down like it was nothing…" Overhaul whispered quietly, slightly shaking in fear as he looked at Lego. "He… he destroyed them… like they were nothing!"
"You guys are and always will be nothing," Lego retorted, hearing every word Overhaul said.
"Well, that was quick," Nighteye commented before they left the room and headed upstairs from the level they were on, before they all just kept running down a hallway. Nighteye turned to look at Lego, and said, "It's reassuring to have someone who can help us that has as much power as you."
Lego shook his head, confusing Nighteye. "Even if I am as powerful as I am, I can only do so much. Especially to stop Chisaki."
"The hell is that supposed to mean?" Goku Black asked.
"Normally, I can use people to do my bidding, and as such, control them, like the people in the My Hero Reacts story I'm writing," Lego answered. "But writing the DevilArtemis Universe is different, since I'm not the original author of the universe, and so I can't entirely control you guys. Same goes with Slick Goku, Emo Gohan, and Prince Vegeta, since they technically aren't from the DevilArtemis Universe either."
"Wait, he can control us?!" Iida shouted. "That's violating one's privacy!"
Lego turned and looked at Iida. "I can make you say whatever I want you to say, and I can make you do whatever I want you to, so you technically should be begging me to NOT do that."
Iida looked down and sat down. Monoma laughed at Iida. "If everyone is as stupid as you in Class A, then that truly says a lot if you forget he's a god!" It was at that moment the Lego decided to use the fore mentioned power and made Monoma hit his own jewels, making the holler monkey cry out in pain.
"Shut up. I hate you more than Mineta, you waste of space," Lego growled.
"So that's why this raid is going on!" Fat Gum commented. "Chisaki technically isn't under your control, and neither are we!"
"Yep!" Lego confirmed. "I saw what Chisaki was doing after Cell met him, and I immediately knew that this wasn't gonna be pretty. I didn't pay much attention to it until after the Nighteye meeting, so I decided to assist, though it'll be up to you guys to defeat Chisaki. If you all are nearly dead, I'll swoop in and help kill that prick."
"But can't you tell us his location?" Cell asked.
"Oh, I can do that," Lego said before making a weird arrow out of Ki, and threw it forward, the arrow zooming away, and a string of Ki floating in the air that seemed to come from the arrow but stay in front of them. "This will lead you to Chisaki. But be aware. If he touches you, you will die. Plain and simple. So don't let him touch any of you. Even a single touch of a finger from him will be fatal."
"Well that's not that reassuring," Kirishima remarked before suddenly some of the wall tried to push Aizawa into a sudden hole in the wall, trying to take out one of the most dangerous fighters amongst them.
"Eraserhead!" Nighteye shouted before Fat Gum used his palm and smacked Aizawa out of the area, saving him from being separated from the group, and instead separating Fat Gum from the group. "Damn it, we lost Fat Gum!"
"Hey, where did Lego and Red Riot go?" Prince Vegeta asked before they all noticed that Lego and Red Riot were gone.
"This is the part where me and Fat Gum fought Rappa!" Kirishima exclaimed.
"Yeah! I still want a Deathmatch with you Red Hair!" Rappa added, punching his fists together. "You're someone I've been looking forward to fighting, though I haven't gotten the time yet."
"Alright, I accept your challenge since I can't die, even if you do kill me!" Kirishima said.
"You can do it Red Riot, I believe in you!" Fat Gum said, despite the fight not beginning.
Lego was silent, as they all turned back to the screen, before it stopped playing. Lego raised an eyebrow before pressing a button on his remote. It didn't continue playing but instead, the screen went up into the ceiling and the world stopped for now. "Oh come on! We can't be left on a cliffhanger!" Lego complained.
"We don't even get to see this manly fight?" Tetsutetsu questioned. "That's outrageous! And totally not manly!"
"I guess this must be where the world ends for today…" Izuku said.
"Yeah…" Lego agreed. "Well, I guess I'll see you guys later. I got some things to take care of. See ya!" He then disappeared, leaving the audience to contemplate what they saw, and what might potentially happen in the rest of the world.
For the people reading the DevilArtemis Fanfic I'm writing, this is a quick spoiler since I just kinda want to get that arc done with. Seriously, the DevilArtemis Overhaul arc is pretty stupid, and I'm done with the Coochie. I'm just done.
Have a good day.