This is a chapter recommended in the reviews! YAAAAAAY!
I like One Piece.
Chapter 9: Ransom
"So Lego should be back any moment, and we'll see a new world when he does?" All For One asked Bardock, who had returned to the Theater.
"Yep!" Bardock confirmed. "Also, we should have a new member of the audience join us today too."
"Well, I wonder who it's gonna be," Dabi said, before he yawned. "Damn, I might take a nap."
"Yeah, I am bit tired too," Spinner agreed as he stretched. "It feels like I haven't slept in three days…"
"You just got up from a nap," Dabi pointed out.
"But I'm still tired…" Spinner complained.
"Well-" Dabi began before everyone who was awake in the theater began to hear music coming from the door to the outside of the theater. "What the hell is that?"
"What in the world is he thinking?" Bardock questioned, making All For One redirect his attention to the Saiyan.
"You know what's going on?" All For One asked Bardock.
Before Bardock could answer, the door was then kicked open by Lego, who was dressed like a pirate and had three swords, one in his mouth and the other two in his hands. He had a bandana tied around his head, a white tunic on, black jeans, and a black cape that was ripped and damaged. "First mate!" He jumped forward and started spinning his swords in a circle before he cut Monoma into a hundred or so small pieces. "Shatter like Pica, an Earthquake." He landed in his feet. "The body I built my work rate, these cursed blades are dooming you all to a worse fate." Lego stood tall and pointed a sword at Overhaul who happened to be in front of him. "Surprise you like a birthday, I hurt, maim; Need first aid? You want the shaft? Then I guess I'm taking you to third base.
"One!" He threw a sword at Overhaul and it went threw Overhaul's head. "Beast with my weapons; strength immense like gorillas. Two!" He appear behind Mic who then fell down and was a bajillion little pieces for no reason. "Cut down in a second; one man army, Guerilla. Three!" He then stood up at the top of theater and was looking at everyone as he sheathed his swords. "Scary, no thriller; I'm stronger than imagined." He turned around. "Killed the beat but turned around and be like 'nothing happened'." He then lifted his arm and his cape swished to the side epically, and the music ended.
"First off, ouch!" Overhaul shouted as he regenerated. "Second-"
"SHOW OFF!" Bardock interrupted.
"Fuck you!" Lego retorted, while turning back around. "I was awesome!"
"I was gonna ask why you were dressed like a pirate, but yeah, you were being a show off," Overhaul said.
"But you got to admit, that was cool," Kaminari said. "Also, what were you singing?" He asked Lego.
"That's for me to know," Lego began. "And for you to never know."
Bardock sighed. "He was singing a verse from a anime rap cypher called Shonen Jump 2."
"Oh you, son of a bitch!" Lego shouted.
"An anime rap cypher?" Jiro questioned. "People make songs for animes?"
"Yeah, but these songs are about the characters and shit," Bardock explained. "I wouldn't be surprised if the one of the 'next worlds' was just us listening to a bunch of anime raps."
Everyone turned to the pirate dressed Lego, who was simply staring at them. "I REGRET NOTHING!" He shouted, before a new person came in.
"Stop embarrassing yourself," came the voice of a man who also had three swords.
"Hey Zoro," Bardock greeted.
"'Sup Bardock," Roronoa Zoro of One Piece greeted. "Can't believe I'm actually coming here. Didn't think I'd be stuck reacting to a bunch of worlds of a different multiverse."
"Holy shit, it's a badass looking man with three swords!" Spinner shouted, clearly in awe as he stared at Zoro.
"I also have three swords," Lego pointed out.
"Nah, Zoro looks cooler," Spinner replied, which made Lego's jaw drop.
"Ha! Got 'em!" Bakugo shouted.
"Well fuck you all!" Lego retorted.
Zoro walked down the theater and sat down in a seat close to the first row, and some people walked up to him, clearly interested in the newcomer. "Are you a pirate?" Spinner asked.
"How good are you with a sword?" Kamikiri asked.
"Will you be willing to demonstrate your strength against me and my blade?" Stain asked.
"Yes," Zoro answered Spinner. "I am well trained with my swords and I can fight greatly with One-Sword Style, Two-Sword Style, and also the Three-Sword Style, which is my main fighting style. And maybe after the world is done playing I'll fight you."
"Yeah!" Lego said. "Now let us begin this showing!" He grabbed his remote and pressed a button, before the screen pulled down, but instead of playing the world, it started playing the music again. "FUCK!" He pressed a different button and the world actually started playing.
Aizawa and Vlad King were walking down the hallway of classrooms to Aizawa's classroom. "So you're telling me that pirates are real?" Aizawa questioned Vlad, who was talking about the increase in crimes across the coasts of Japan.
"I'm telling you that pirates are real," Vlad stated. "Seriously. I'm not joking."
"I don't believe in pirates," Aizawa replied firmly. "There is no way that a bunch of pirates are the cause of coastal crimes in the coastal areas of Japan. That's just fucking stupid."
"Pirates raiding coastal areas across Japan?" The Aizawa in the theater questioned. "I mean, it is possible, but it'd just be a bunch of villains dressed as pirates raiding the coastal areas if anything."
"From what I gathered about your world, that would be the case," Zoro agreed. "But I get the feeling that this isn't just coincidence."
Aizawa and Vlad then entered the classroom of Class 1A, only to find a anchor in the middle of the classroom, a chain going from the anchor to out of a hole in the wall while the chain went upwards for some reason, and a bunch of the students of Aizawa's class were also heavily injured with various wounds across each of their bodies, from cuts, to bruises, to burns. Also, most of them were knocked unconscious, besides Izuku, Bakugo, Kaminari, Kirishima, Iida, Todoroki, Mineta who was oddly fine and unharmed, Yaoyorozu who was lying in a pool of vomit, and Toru who was simply invisible and hiding behind the podium at the front of the class.
"Oh my god! Did we just get fucked over by a bunch of pirates?!" Kaminari questioned, Zarbon moaning somewhere in the background.
"Why the hell am I lying in a pool of vomit?!" Yaoyorozu questioned.
"Why does what happened to Yaoyorozu remind me of Pitch Perfect?" Lego asked randomly. "Is that just me?" Other members of the audience were questioning what the hell Lego was talking about.
"Why do I get the feeling I'm not hurt for a bad reason?" Mineta questioned.
"Holy shit! What the hell happened here?!" Aizawa questioned as he ran to Izuku's side.
"Pirates…" Izuku said. "A bunch of fucking pirates came and beat the shit out of us, and kidnapped Eri for ransom…"
"Pirates?!" Aizawa questioned before looking out the hole in the wall and seeing a pirate ship in the sky, anchored to UA for no reason in particular.
"HAHA, WE'RE PIRATES!" Shallot, who was dressed as a pirate for some odd reason, shouted as the ship's flag waved, which looked like the average pirate flag except it had a hand on the top of the skull and on the ends of the crossed bones.
(What if the League of Villains were Pirates)
"Holy shit!" Kendo Rappa exclaimed. "It's just like those set of ideas from the other day!"
"We're pirates?" Dabi questioned. "Well, I kinda don't like this."
"Why didn't we leave that midget alone?" Twice questioned.
"Beats me," Mr. Compress said.
"Told ya Pirates are real." Vlad said.
"Not helping!" Aizawa retorted, as the conscious students stood up, minus Yaoyorozu. "Wait, what happened to Yaoyorozu?"
"About that…" Todoroki began. "She was viciously attacked by a pirate who looked like a giant cheetah, and due to past trauma, she is currently in a state of shock. Also, she was accidentally hit by one of Midoriya's punches, and she vomited out her breakfast."
"What is this about a cheetah?" Aizawa questioned.
"Don't ask," Todoroki said.
"I have trauma because of a cheetah in this world?!" Yaoyorozu questioned.
"No CP9 can in line me," Lego sang quietly. "Eagle eye so be advised flee. Greed and lies these demons fight, weak. Strike, team."
"Really?" Bardock and Zoro questioned.
"Yes," Lego said.
"Well, guess we're gonna have to save Eri," Aizawa told Vlad King
"I'm coming," Izuku said. "I got some beef with these assholes."
"I second that," Bakugo added.
"Why though?" Aizawa questioned.
"Because my father was a pirate," Izuku answered. "And Kacchan's coming because he's my first mate."
"Damn right I am," Bakugo said as they picked up some swords that happened to be lying around.
"Well, I won't argue," Aizawa said.
"Can we all take a moment to appreciate the friendship this version of Izuku and Bakugo have?" Mina asked.
"Also, Midoriya's father is a pirate in this world?" Snipe questioned. "Talk about a weird family."
"Well my father did work overseas, so that does fit… a little," Izuku explained.
As Aizawa, Izuku, Bakugo, and the other conscious members of 1A climbed onto the deck, they saw a pirate walk to the edge. "Shh, everyone stop climbing," Aizawa told them as he stopped climbing. "We don't want to be spotted."
As they waited for the pirate to move away from the edge, they all saw the pirate take off his bandana, to reveal he had white hair, and also was patched up in several places. "Damn, I hate wearing bandanas…" The pirate said. The pirate took out a pendant and opened it, looking at what was most likely a photo inside. "...I'm so sorry Shoto…"
Shoto's eyes widened and he covered his mouth quickly, surprised by the pirate for some reason.
"Hey, Todoroki?" Izuku whispered to Todoroki. "You okay?"
"No…" Todoroki muttered, before the pirate walked away and they resumed climbing.
Dabi's eyes widened before he looked at Lego. Lego smiled at him smugly. "They were gonna learn eventually."
"You son of a bitch!" Dabi exclaimed.
"What are you getting so worked up about?" Toga asked.
"Because he has white hair in this world probably," Spinner said.
"I have black hair, thank you very much," Dabi covered up, before he felt a sudden squirt of water hit his head, and he turned to see Kota with his hand outstretched. "You little shit!"
Mr. Compress pulled out a marble and it turned into a towel. "Here you go," he said, before Dabi took it and began drying his hair.
"Damn ki-" Dabi stopped, before looking back at Kota, who was also smugly smiling as Dabi took off the towel, the back half of his hair being white, the front half looking more gray now. "You bastard."
"Holy shit!" Spinner exclaimed. "He actually does have white hair!" Lego was whistling at this point.
Aizawa and the students climbed the anchor and entered a room in the ship where the anchor was connected to a large device that would retract the chain. They all regrouped in the room for a moment.
"Where do you think they're keeping Eri on this ship?" Kirishima questioned.
"Probably on the main deck," Izuku said. "When Pirates want ransom money, they normally keep their hostage on the main deck, or in a special room meant for prisoners. So we can assume the former."
"Yep!" Bakugo agreed. They heard the door open and they all turned to look at Spinner, who happened to be dressed as a pirate as well. "...roar."
"STOWAWAYS!" Spinner shouted before he ran away. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
They were all silent for a moment before Mineta said, "Well, I'm endangered!"
"Figures," Mineta in the audience said.
Spinner scoffed. "I would not runaway like that."
"Yep," Toga agreed. "He would runaway after his sword broke."
"I-I would not!" Spinner denied.
"Fuck!" Aizawa shouted, before Izuku opened a random crate that had some random shit in it before pulling out a third sword.
"Well, time to go rescue Eri," Izuku said as he pulled out a bandana and tied it around his head, and also pulled out his swords and put the third in his mouth, and he and Bakugo began running through the hallway while shouting war cries.
"Should we stop them?" Kaminari questioned.
"Probably not," Iida said. "They'll do fine on their own."
"Let's hope that's a good assumption," Aizawa said as they also grabbed random weapons and began to look for Eri.
"Why do I get the feeling they're gonna stumble across some more mature things?" Midnight wondered randomly.
"Because this is a world with pirates," Zoro said. "And when there are pirates, there are-"
"Knuckle heads?" Bardock assumed.
"I was gonna say perverts, but yeah. That too," Zoro finished.
As Aizawa and the group began looking for Eri, they somehow stumbled onto the main deck and found Eri chained up like a pet to the flagpole, surrounded by random pirates who were for some reason taking turns petting her.
"Oh my god! She's so cute!" A Pirate Toga said as she petted Eri.
"I know right?" A masked pirate said as he began petting Eri. Suddenly Eri kicked the pirate in his prize jewels and he fell down, dropping his gun, and she picked it up and pointed it at Toga.
"OH SHIT, SHE'S PACKIN' HEAT!" The leader said, who looked like Shigaraki without the hands all over his body, minus the one on the back of his head.
"Let me go," Eri said as she pressed the gun to Pirate Toga's head. "Or this bitch gets it."
"So that Hawkins guy wasn't kidding when he said we'd get a super cute yet super badass kid," Pirate Shigaraki said.
"Who the hell taught that Eri to cuss?!" Aizawa questioned, before everyone decided to look at Bakugo.
"Hey, I don't even really know who the hell she is!" Bakugo said, before everyone looked at Overhaul.
"...maybe I chose the wrong babysitters…" Overhaul mumbled as he thought about it a little.
"Eri!" Aizawa shouted, which made Eri jump and she accidentally shot the gun, but when she jumped the gun aimed somewhere else and it shot Pirate Shigaraki in his leg.
"Fuck!" His knees buckled and he fell to the ground while holding his knee. "GET THEM!"
At that moment, a bunch of pirates suddenly appeared out of thin air. "Holy crap, we're surrounded!" Kaminari exclaimed. "Somebody call a hero!"
"You idiot, we are heroes!" Kirishima reminded Kaminari.
"Oh, right," Kaminari remembered.
"Is he really that dumb?" Jiro muttered.
"Did I hurt someone?" Eri asked Aizawa.
"No, you didn't," Aizawa told her. "I accidentally scared you and you accidentally shot the pirate." Eri accepted that and they turned back to watch the world.
Suddenly the ground exploded outwards and Izuku and Bakugo appeared. "WHAT'S UP BITCHES?!" Bakugo shouted as he kicked a pirate in the head and the pirate hit the ground, a loud cracking noise happening as the pirate's neck broke.
"Three-Sword Style: ONIGIRI!" Izuku said as he sliced a pirate up, also now having a third sword in his mouth.
"Wow," Iida said. "I don't think we need to do anything. I think they got this covered."
Zoro was silent as he looked at Lego. "...did you deliberately look for a world where Izuku could use Three-Sword Style?"
"Nope!" Lego said. "Just for a world where there were pirates." He hummed for a moment before saying. "Ya know, if Tale does make another My Hero Reacts and he starts doing random shit involving the League, maybe I should lend him this world."
"I doubt he'll do that anytime soon," Bardock said.
"I don't know, he has a lot of time on his Synchro Summoned hands," Lego said.
"..." Zoro and Bardock stared at him confused. "The hell does that mean?!"
"I barely know, so don't ask," Lego told them.
As Bakugo and Izuku took down the horde of pirates, it became obvious that someone was making more pirates as more appeared. "Who the hell is making these shitty pirates?!" Bakugo questioned as he used an explosion to defeat one of the false pirates.
"Whoever is, we need to take them out fast!" Izuku said.
Bakugo had an idea. "I got a bad idea that just might work!" He told Izuku.
"What is it?" Izuku asked.
"BUSTER CALL BITCHES!" Bakugo shouted as he raised his hands to the sky and fired off a large explosion that easily would've taken out the whole pirate ship.
"Crap, does that kid have the powers of the Bomb-Bomb Fruit?" Spinner questioned.
"He has a Quirk, dumbass!" Dabi told Spinner while smacking him upside the head.
"The hell is a Buster Call?" Bardock questioned while Zoro was alarmed.
"Shit, that's not good!" Zoro said. "In the world of One Piece, or my home multiverse, a Buster Call can summon 5 Vice Admirals of the Navy who are easily on par with your world's top five Pro Heroes, and 10 whole battleships with enough firepower to destroy a whole island!" This made the jaws drop of a lot of the members in the audience.
"Is he trying to destroy UA or something?!" Vlad King questioned.
Nothing happened for a good moment as everyone watched Bakugo, who didn't move at all over the course of 2 minutes. Shigaraki smirked. "Foolish hero. Did you think that faking a Buster Call would stop u-" Shigaraki was then silenced as he suddenly got sliced in half by Awase, who had a sword and was wearing a black Gi.
"Pathetic," Awase stated simply. He looked at Bakugo and nodded, and Bakugo nodded back.
"Hey Awase," Bakugo greeted.
"Hi Bakugo," Awase greeted back. "How are things going?"
"Good. We just need a little help saving the child who's chained up," Bakugo answered.
"'Kay, I got you guys covered," Awase said.
"I look so badass right there," Awase in the audience said, while Lego kept his mouth shut.
"Why do I get the feeling this is supposed to be a reference?" Bardock asked while he and Zoro looked at Lego, who stayed silent.
Awase then used his sword to slice up a bunch of the fake pirates before coming across the Pirate Dabi. As Awase raised his sword to slice threw Dabi, Dabi's hands erupted in blue flames and he shot flames at Awase, who barely dodged.
"He's got a Quirk," Awase said.
Dabi grunted before taking off his bandana, and having his blue flames on his palms. "Got a problem with that?"
"Wait… Wait a minute…" Todoroki walked a little bit forward, and pulled out a pendant around his own neck and opened the pendant to show a photo of a younger Todoroki with what was Toya Todoroki. Dabi looked at Shoto alarmed as Shoto looked between Dabi and the photo. "Toya?"
"WHAT?!" The audience exclaimed.
"T-Toya?!" Shoto asked as he looked at Dabi.
"...I don't know what you're talking about," Dabi simply said, trying to hide the truth.
"But it does seem to fit with Toya…" Endeavor muttered. "Blue flames… the white hair… that hair style… why you hate me so much…"
Dabi looked at Lego who shot a finger gun at him though nothing happened. "I told ya it was gonna get found out eventually," Lego said, which pissed Dabi the hell off.
"Well, the jig's up," Dabi said before throwing flames at some of the pirates and cremating them. "How's that shitty excuse for a father treating you Sho?"
"Like shit," Shoto said as he threw flames with Dabi.
More pirates appeared, and this time, a very sinister looking man appeared with then. "You shall all perish now," the pirate who looked more like a magician and rich man than a pirate said, before suddenly he transformed into a giant buff cheetah man. "Prepare to die!"
Suddenly they all heard a rumbling, and the chains started to shake and the whole ship started to shake. "Shit!" Aizawa shouted. "The hell is going on?!"
"Die die die die die," they heard someone start chanting from somewhere.
"What the hell is that?!" Mineta questioned.
"That voice sounds awfully familiar though," Kaminari commented.
"And it sounds an awful lot like-" Awase was then interrupted as Yaoyorozu appeared and sliced the cheetah man in half with a long sword that perfectly sliced him in half.
"Die," Yaoyorozu muttered, before the cheetah man fell to the ground.
"That bitch killed Lucci!" One of the pirates shouted.
"Well, I guess Lucci of CP9 can't keep in line her," Lego commented.
"I… I really must hate cheetahs," Yaoyorozu said.
Some more pirates appeared, and the heroes continued fighting, before they were at their very limit. "Damn…" Dabi said. "We can't keep this up much longer…"
"I… I have a stupid idea…" Bakugo said. "But… It requires the ultimate sacrifice…"
"Wait, what?!" Izuku questioned. "You can't do that, it's too risky!"
"Sorry Izuku…" Bakugo said as he walked up to Izuku and gave him a hug suddenly. "But… I have to…" He then knocked Izuku unconscious. He looked to Aizawa. "Take Izuku and get as far away from here as possible."
"I make no promises," Aizawa said, as the students started retreating.
"Let's go!" Awase shouted as he freed Eri, and began running to the chain.
"Wait, what about me?!" Mineta questioned as he got left behind, solely because he got surrounded by pirates.
"I'm gonna do something epic this time, I know it!" Bakugo shouted.
"I'm gonna die here, aren't I?" Mineta questioned.
An aura of light surrounded Bakugo. "I know how to stop you… And I'll keep you from coming back this time. Even if it means turning you to dust!"
"Now now Bakugo, let's not do something we'll regret," a pirate who looked like Twice said.
"It's too late," Bakugo said. "I already banged Izuku and Ochaco." This made all of the pirates' jaws drop.
"WHAT?!" Izuku, Ochaco, and Bakugo questioned at the same time, all now blushing.
"Why are you doing this?! You'll die too!" Pirate Kurogiri questioned.
"Because I did it-" 'Farewell, Izuku, Ochaco… and yes… even you, you damn old hag.' Bakugo thought. "-FOR THE BITCHES!" Bakugo shouted as he let loose his ultimate attack, which then destroyed the pirate ship, and killed everyone on it, supposedly killing himself as well, a giant explosion being brought forth, before the remaining heroes and Dabi looked on from the hole in the wall.
"HELL YEAH!" Bakugo cheered.
"He did it for the bitches?!" Stain questioned.
"Who's this damn old hag he thought about?" Nemoto wondered,
Aizawa and the conscious members of Class 1A, and also 1B were silent as they watched Bakugo's final explosion. "It's sad to say, he was one of my best students," Aizawa said. "I'm actually gonna miss him…"
"So, who wants to here the good news?" Vlad King asked as he appeared with a treasure chest.
"What good news?" Monoma questioned.
"I looted the pirate ship and I found a treasure chest!" Vlad King said as he placed it down.
Everyone was silent before Lego said. "Well, that's cool."
"But that also is really selfish to redirect the attention from Bakugo's sacrifice to just a treasure chest," Nemoto commented.
"I agree," Shiozaki said. "We should've done a prayer that this world's Bakugo would go to Heaven, and rest easily."
Lego looked at her before saying, "Yeah, no."
"Well let's open it up!" Monoma said as he went to open it.
Vlad King's eyes widened. "Wait-!" He was too late, as Monoma opened the chest and suddenly got turned to dust. "The chest was cursed…" He sighed. "Well… at least we won't have to deal with him and finding a willing sacrifice." He then pulled out the special treasure. "Behold! The ultimate treasure!"
"Is it the One Piece?!" Izuku asked as he regained consciousness.
"Nope!" Vlad King said before pulling out a top hat.
"That's… that's the treasure?" Izuku questioned.
"Really?" Zoro questioned. "I was hoping for something cooler."
"I honestly expected the 7 Dragon Balls to be in there," Bardock admitted.
"Sorry, but we can't have everything end peacefully," Lego said.
"Yep!" Vlad King put it on.
"Well fuck," Aizawa said. "I was hoping for a way to revive Bakugo."
Suddenly Hatsume appeared. "Someone needs reviving?!" She asked.
"Uh…" Aizawa nodded. "Yeah…"
"Anybody here got a DNA sample of the man we need to revive?!" Hatsume asked. Everyone went silent. "Well shit."
"I don't like where this is going," Ochaco said.
"I don't either, but I'm excited to see what this baby I made is!" Hatsume said giddily.
Ochaco then chose that time to wake up. "Jesus… I just had the weirdest dream…" Hatsume and Izuku then looked at Ochaco. "...what?"
…
A week later, class at UA resumed and Izuku was chilling with Iida, Bakugo, Ochaco, Tsuyu, Awase, and also Todoroki in the cafeteria at UA. "Well, I'm glad that we're back at UA," Izuku said.
"I can't believe I nearly died," Bakugo admitted.
"Well you did die," Iida said. "Though I'm still not sure how you got revived by Hatsume."
"Yeah, how did you come back to life?" Tsuyu asked.
"I would like to know that too," Bakugo said. "How did I come back to life?"
"Let's assume that the fact you banged Izuku and Ochaco has something to do with it," Lego assumed.
Bakugo was silent before saying, "Wait… are you saying that-?!" Lego nodded, Bakugo's jaw dropped. "Holy shit!"
"First, before we say anything," Bakugo began. "It is safe to say and was confirmed a week ago that both me and Izuku are fathers."
"WHAT?!" The members of the table questioned, minus Izuku and Ochaco.
"Second, it is also safe to say that Ochaco is the mother of both our kids, and that they'll be twins," Bakugo continued, which made their jaws dropped. "And lastly, it is thanks to the fact that Ochaco was pregnant for around two weeks as of last week that I'm alive."
Everyone was silent before Iida said, "So you're alive because Hatsume extracted your child's cells from Ochaco's body?"
"Yep!" Bakugo answered.
Everyone was silent as they registered this information. Hatsume herself was the most concerned. "...yeah, something is wrong with me because now I want to make whatever device that was."
"YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT!" Power Loader shouted at her.
Ochaco was blushing a lot. "...oh my god," was all she could say.
Izuku and Bakugo were also blushing, though Izuku was blushing the most. "I'm really concerned for the other me's out there," he said.
"You should've been concerned when you first saw me," Lego muttered.
"What about Mineta?" Tsuyu asked. "Is he alive?"
"Actually, yes," Bakugo said. "However he's suffering from amnesia, so he won't be a bother for the most part."
"Wait, then where he is?" Iida asked, looking around the cafeteria.
"Oh, right! The dare!" Bakugo said. "Because I had dared Mineta that day to wear a vest of C4-"
"YOU DARED HIM TO DO WHAT?!" Everyone questioned.
"-and technically he didn't finish it," Bakugo continued. "He's basically stuck on cleaning duty at the dorms."
"What?!" Iida questioned.
…
At the dorms of 1A, Mineta was seen cleaning the living room, before he finished. "Well, all done!" Mineta said, before he went to sit on the couch and turned on the TV. "Thank god I faked having amnesia!" He then began watching TV, and began watching a Pirate Anime. "Ah ha ha…" He put on some MLG Glasses. "Hello~."
FIN
"I DIDN'T DIE!" Mineta cheered.
"You did die, you just got brought back," Shinso pointed out.
"That was a very dirty trick though Mineta," Iida said. "You shouldn't try something like that for real!"
Lego then called someone on his phone. "Yeah, hello? Do it." He hung up. "Okay Bakugo, prepare to face your consequence for using Vegeta's attack."
"Wait, what?" Bakugo questioned, before suddenly Vegeta of Dragon Ball Z appeared in his Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan form.
"FINAL FLAAAAAAASH!" Vegeta shouted as he obliterated Bakugo.
"DAMN IT!" Bakugo shouted as a nice big crater was formed in the theater, though the wall to the outside was perfectly intact still.
Vegeta then disappeared and Lego smiled. "I regret nothing."
"You know you have to fix it though, right?" Bardock asked.
"I'll do it later."
The night I finished this chapter, the ending was shorter, and Mineta was left for dead, and Bakugo left Mineta to die. This ending was more funny though.
And yes, it was a threesome that night with Bakugo, Izuku, and Ochaco. ;)