To answer the question ahead of time before this chapter begins, yes I'm doing another review suggested chapter for the next chapter, also because I happen to have gotten into the suggested series, and I wanted to do it to correlate with the plot.
Chapter 12: Cypher
As the audience sat in wait for Lego's reappearance for the next world they would watch, they began to talk about the author friends of Lego.
"I honestly think that that Dragon guy was pretty chill," Tsuyu said as her and a bunch of the audience members talked about the other realm crafters, most of the other females in the audience agreeing with her.
"You only like him for what happened to me and Mineta," Monoma pointed out, slightly pissed at the mention of Dragon.
"Maybe you shouldn't give into your hate-boner for 1A, dumbass," Dabi told Monoma.
"Well it's not my fault they get all of the glory!" Monoma shouted at Dabi, who then torched him.
"I think that Griffin was kinda shy when he visited a while back," Toga said to bring the conversation back on topic. "He also seemed a bit unsure of himself, but he's obviously a good person."
"But let's not forget about Tale," Compress added. "He was definitely experienced. And he has an audience of us too from what it sounded like. That and he did bring up a few key points."
"Ya know, why did Lego not seal our Quirks away?" Spinner questioned.
"Probably because he wanted to let us do something in our free time," Kendo Rappa said. "I know what I want to do though…" He then looked at Kirishima. "Alright kid, show me how hard you've been training!"
"Alright!" Kirishima shouted before his arms hardened. "RED RIOT UNBREAKABLE!" His body then began to click and clang as he harden on top of his hardened body.
"This should be fun!" Kendo Rappa said with a smile, before they heard the door to outside of the theater open, only to see Lego enter in with Bardock and Zoro, each holding bags and Lego looking incredibly pissed. "Why is the author pissed?"
"Because SOMEBODY thought it would be funny to leave the door to my office unlocked, and then SOMEBODY also thought it would be funny to let Zarbon out of Zell in my HQ," Lego answered before placing the bag down onto the ground. "As such, my office is now ruined and everything needs to be replaced. Luckily, my water bottle and IPad is safe and sound and untouched." At the mention of the two items, he pulled out a blue ThermoFlask that had his name on it, and also a black and red IPad that had a black casing while the IPad itself was red. "So I'll be staying here with you guys for a moment while I have the construction crew clean up the HQ."
"You hire people?" All For One questioned.
"Nope, it's actually just some people I brought out from different animes in case I do decide to make more stories with different worlds," Lego answered. "As such, the construction crew is a good portion of Pokémon, Overhaul, Tornado from One Punch Man or the Number 2 S-Rank Hero from One Punch Man, her sister Blizzard, and as head of supervision, Mineta."
"You have Mineta as head of supervision?!" The audience exclaimed.
"Relax, I pulled that specific Mineta out of a world where he wasn't a perverted dumbass who thinks with his lower head," Lego told them. "He's good with me for the most part. Doesn't mean I forgive him for anything he's done or for what he's said, but better a non-perverted Mineta than a perverted one."
"Facts," the girls of 1A and 1B stated in agreement with him.
"Anyways," Lego placed his bag down next to where he traditionally sat in the theater. "Hatsume, your computer please."
"Huh? Why do you need my computer?" Hatsume asked.
"Because amongst the stuff that was destroyed, the remote to the projector got broken and I'll need to wait until when next chapter would start before we can watch the next world," Lego answered. "As such, I will need your computer for something else for you guys to react to while we wait for the remote to come in through the mail and then watch the fan-suggested world."
"I see where this is going," Bardock muttered to Zoro.
"Eh, it was gonna happen," Zoro replied, as the audience sat back down.
"It should be noted," Lego began to say to the readers, or you and the rest of our kind. "That all three songs have a music video on YouTube. It is best advised to the people reacting to this that they should go grab the videos and pull it up and listen to them while reading this here chapter so they can understand what the rappers sound like, and also to enjoy the chapter a bit better. You have been informed." Lego then clicked on a video and the video began to play.
| Shonen Jump Rap Cypher by Rustage feat. Fabvl, None Like Joshua, Connor Quest!, Eddie Rath, IBDL, CDawgVA, Zach B, Shwabidi, Divide Music, GameboyJones, Shao Dow, DizzyEight, FrivolousShara, DiggzDaProphecy, Dreaded Yasuke, BassesOlaf, ThighHighSenpai, DaddyPhatSnaps |
[Verse 1 Mokey D. Luffy: Rustage]
Starting with the number one, hey
How'd a pirate get this long, hey
'Cause I ate the Gum Gum
See them run run when I hit that gun, hey
Sailing, I'm talking no breaks
When my crew's on the move
As we pillage the Grand Line
Looting the treasure we can find
I'm blowing up like a landmine
Going gear second
I reckon that I'm a weapon
I'm wrecking up those who threaten
In messing with my own brethren
Stay repping, look where I'm heading
No question, the Yonkos sweating
I'm betting the words I'm yelling
I'm king and there's no forgetting
"Holy shit! Those are bars!" Kaminari exclaimed as he already liked it.
"I know right," Lego said. "I personally enjoy the anime raps too."
[Verse 2 Gon Freecss: Fabvl]
I'll jump the competition, really, there's no contest
Channelled future Nen and most of y'all ain't even bomb yet
It's nonsense
Pro exams completed as a child
Hisoka, I think these clowns are living in denial
So don't make me power up, I'll call the thunder in my right hand
If you want the strongest shonen, then you called the right man
They might Stan
Treat you all like Pitou, it won't take long
Name is Gon and this time Imma make sure that you stay gone
"So that's who I was in the world where we all had different anime characters' powers…" Kirishima said as he watched. "Interesting."
"And we now know who Compress was meant to be too," Nemoto added since they did see Hisoka for a brief moment in the video.
[Verse 3 Naruto Uzumaki: None Like Joshua]
Oh, better believe it's Naruto
Who's the best hero all of you know
My legacy is happening
I got a type of running named after me
While you're slow
Can't keep up with my chakra flow
Except Hinata, I'm her ho-
Kage, all I did is call her and I told her to come over
'Cause my parents are not home
"Wait, what?!" Some of the audience exclaimed.
"Hokage is the titled given to the leaders of villages in Naruto," Lego said. "Also, it was joke that was gonna be made."
Out of these ninjas, you can watch my dub
Even all my filler is so far above
When it comes to Boruto, why y'all given up
Like I did with simpin' on Sakura
Killer B's rapping, but I get the encore
With the power that I bring, I don't really want yours
'Cause I came from the swing, everybody shunned more
Now you're looking at the king of this Jump Force
[Verse 4 Yugi Muto: Connor Quest!]
Imma master, you be
Practice newbies
That's a doozy for Yami Yugi
Puzzle did something like a Hadron tunnel
'Cause now I got Atem through me
Champ of the match, see fans fawn
No matter what hand's drawn
I'm kicking up dust, metal tanks in land form
When we d-d-d-d-duel, there's sandstorms
Cards are flipping, I need an answer quick and
I might find my Dark Magician
If I wish hard and believe enough in the heart that's in 'em
I see Seto's fear
Pull the fifth part of Exodia
Guess it all came to a head so clear
That your deck's gonna get X'd, oh dear
"Is this a children's card game anime?" Shigaraki asked.
"Sadly," Lego began. "Yes. But it's a damn good one."
"Synchro what?" Bardock said randomly, reminding Lego of something that happened in the later seasons of Yu-Gi-Oh.
"Oh, fuck you," Lego retorted to Bardock.
[Verse 5 Asta Staria: Eddie Rath]
Welcome to the magic
It's a tale that's tragic
Filled with the pain that's harder than plastic
Especially when you discover that you don't have it
When I started, I was less than amazing
But now that I've been chosen by the grimoire
I'm rising to the occasion in a blazing flame of magic
Ain't no hocus pocus and abracadabra
Not a wizard you joke with
This is not Gandalf the Gray, but you shall not pass hopeless
Better be ferocious
Was the poorest orphan living in darkness
But now that I'm focused, I be thanking all my hardships
"So this is who I got the powers of," Izuku said. "So he didn't have any magic before he got his grimoire… kinda like what happened between me and All Might."
"That's one way to put it, since he did get a special grimoire from what Lego told us," Zoro agreed.
[Verse 6 Ichigo Kurosaki: IBDL]
Uh, hittin' back with that Bankai
Got that power like it came out of the Dangai
Pops passed the torch, now I'm the fam's don guy
Think you Aizen, but you looking like that don guy
Y'all like Soifon, your raps barely sting
My bars are Getsuga Tensho, got that masterful swing
They say it ain't over till the fat lady sings
But you'll know it's really over when that black lady sings
"Let me guess," Uraraka began as she looked at Lego, her eyes narrowing at him. "Yoruichi from Bleach?"
"I said I was sorry!" Lego shouted at her.
"I don't forgive you," Uraraka bluntly replied.
[Verse 7 Koro-Sensei: CDawgVA]
Mach speed, blow up the moon
Now I'm making these children write essays
Coming with tentacles, teach you a lesson
In why you don't mess with the sensei
I amaze, used to be the reaper, now I run this class
I can turn a loser to assassin, do it real fast
"So some crazy alien thing that came and blew up the moon," Izuku began while taking notes on the different anime characters, "is fluent in human language, can teach third years in High School, and can train kids into assassins…"
"Yep," Lego agreed with the small summary of Koro-Sensei. "I happened to watch the first five episodes of it and boy was it inappropriate and leave the mind to suggest things. Especially the closet scene." This confused the audience a bit.
[Verse 8 Light Yagami: Zach B]
I think I've been out of my head
Gift was given, made some poor decisions
That I wish I didn't, but I do it again
Feeling different, I was on a mission
To achieve my vision with a page and a pen
Sit and listen to the words I've written
I ain't even finished 'till I see that they're dead
Don't even try to pretend, there's no malicious intent
Stay in my thoughts, stick to the morals I've got
And kill anyone who is not
Just never get caught until every criminal rots
They'll consider me as a god
At whatever cost, that's how I excel
Cannot be stopped even if I fell
I'm taking 'em off, if you couldn't tell
I gave up a lot to give you this L
"A page and a pen… mentions to murder…" Izuku looked at Lego. "A magical notebook or pen that can kill any name written down?"
"We have a winner," Lego said.
[Verse 9 Shoyo Hinata: Shwabadi]
Yeah, here comes Hinata
When I'm on the court, the enemy has got their guard up
Never gonna fall off, bet I'm gonna pop off
Way short, but I'm packing punches like a sawed-off
Hot like a sauna, this ball of fire
Don't know nada, but I'm gonna chase desire
To go farther every jump will take me higher
They put walls up, so I had to learn to fly
Putting up points, spiking it or clearing the way
Best decoy, got a little something to say
To anyone that doubts that I'm here to stay
Only got one goal: it's to play the game
Underestimated, I'm the ace, you just wait
When I spike it past the net
You might take it to the face
"A volleyball anime?" This shocked a good bit of the audience.
"I was shocked too," Lego said. "But this is a really popular one. Hell, most of the animes in this are. And my sisters are addicted to it too…"
[Verse 10 Izuku Midoriya: Divide Music]
Coming in with 100% of me
I got you all trembling
Just with a flick of my finger
Put you back where you're supposed to be
I'm not holding back
I got you so calculated
I'm one step ahead
One For All gon' be demonstrated
Get it? Got it? Good
Nothing better, and you should know
Started at the bottom, but I made it to the top, so
Step aside, I'm climbing to great heights
With All Might at my side
Repping UA With pride, oh
"The person who did Midoriya…" Iida wiped some tears out of his eyes with a handkerchief he had, "sung like an angel!" Members of Class 1A and 1B, and several of the teachers and villains also agreed.
"I don't blame you for thinking that way," Lego said. "Divide is one of my favorites too."
[Verse 11 Yusuke Urameshi: GameboyJones]
Giving you the finger, spirit gun
Send you off with Botan, then you done
Hit you with the stick and I didn't need a grip
When I'm pulling from the hip, then click
Because I'm lock, loaded, the clip is ready to go
Got a shotgun in my hand that's 'bout to blow
'Cause I'm hitting you quick, fast
Giving you whiplash wearing these spirit cuffs
You can be human or demon
'Cause honestly, I just don't give a f***
If you're looking for the best, just know there's no other
'Cause I'm flexing out here like I'm the youngest Toguro brother
"Hey, it auto-censored," Mandalay stated.
"Nope, that's just this song," Lego told her.
[Verse 12 Gintoki Sakata: Shao Dow]
They call me Gintoki, slim, not stocky
Lemme Shonen Jump on your leg and your body
Odd Job Gin, don't mess with my posse
If you touch my hair, then you will be sorry
ね, ぼけ (Huh? Dumbass)
何これ, うるせえな (What the hell is this? Shut your mouth)
'Cause you're way too sloppy
Got a silver soul, Shiroyasha
Swing my sword and Amanto scatter
Gintama, not Kintama
Tell Shinpachi we need money
If Kagura or Katsura bring more trouble, we keep running
Pay rent? That's a waste of time
That weather girl, I will make her mine
You can beat me up and that's fair and fine
But if you hurt my friends, then prepare to die
"I have never seen this anime until I saw this," Lego said. "That is the truth. And I don't think I will watch it to be honest."
[Verse 13 Tanjiro Kamado: DizzyEight]
Look, slaying demons, that's what we do
If you filled with evil, then my blade is highly lethal
If you coming at my people, pray to God I never meet you
Ever mess with Nez, you KO'd when I see you
I've grown stronger from that fateful day they found me
I trained hard to hone my skill, the progression so outstanding
My style like breathing water, that mean you can never drown me
Whirlpool, that mean I'm slicing everything around me
"This is just a little bit of a side note, but the first movie for Demon Slayer placed in the top 10 movies for all of Japan when it came out," Lego said. "No cap, that is facts."
"Holy shit, this must be a popular anime!" Spinner exclaimed.
"It is," Lego said. "Too bad it's over. It was a really good anime. But at least it's getting it manga turned into an anime."
[Verse 14 Emma: FrivolousShara]
E-M-M-A, 63194
Listen what I've got to say
The others walked seems, now we gotta run away
Don't you talk, adults are the enemy
You can break every bone in my body, I won't falter
And if the plan fails, the idea simply alters
These demons scheming, but they ain't the only monsters
Our combined IQ breaks the safe, strength in numbers
Now we've woken from the slumber
Never ending perfect summers
Across the farm, you can't help but wonder
"Oh my god! They hurt a child?!" Toga questioned. "These demons must suffer!"
"They will Toga," Lego told her. "They will. And Emma, Ray, and Norman will make them suffer."
[Verse 15 Soma Yukihira: DiggzDaProphecy]
See, I'm the anime Raekwon
The chef, baby, stay calm
You can't stand the heat? Get out the kitchen, get a day job
Word, and the finale's superb
I take a sec, put on my band and I'll be happy to serve
So ma, tell me what you like and I can hook it up
Ya boy got them recipes the best couldn't cook it up
And she gon bust from the taste of my meat
Chef, boy are these boys always cooking up heat
"Basically, anime Gordon Ramsey," Lego said, summing up Soma's character despite not actually knowing anything about him.
"Interesting…" Izuku wrote it down.
[Verse 16 Jotaro Kujo: Dreaded Yasuke]
It's my go, they call me Jotaro
Don't get me mad, I'ma go fast only with jabs
You go through silos
Got that drip from Cairo, girls will simp my silhouette
I don't think it's a typo fighting with a platinum psycho
None of y'all is a threat
What you gotta say in your breath
Better speak with a bigger chest
Now you lying down with my pet, while Iggy piss on ya neck
All types of disrespect, what you expect
Go against a vet, better get your techs
Wanna get swept through the complex
Now who is next?
"Ah, so this is the dude who originally owned Star Platinum," Izuku said.
"And who I happened to get the Stand of in the world a while back," Sato added.
[Verse 17 Bobobo: BassedOlaf w/ ThighHighSenpai]
Bobobo making the foes stare
Call me the master of nose hair
Look at the hair on the heads of these anime characters
Brother, it's no fair
But I'm better than these guys, don't you understand?
I came second place at screaming face to face with desk fans
Afro is full of surprises, look at my powers immense
Leaving Beauty screaming
/Bobobo, that makes no sense!/
Hunting Hair Hunters, Saitama, I'm coming for you
Don patch a better Super Saiyan god than Goku
"Woah, that dude did two animes?" Awase questioned.
"I suppose so," Lego said. "But One Punch Man is a great anime, even if it's a gag-anime."
[Verse 18 Goku (Kakarot): DaddyPhatSnaps]
Oh, they went and called Kakarot, had to be danger
Leave 'em flat footed like they in the gravity chamber
I'm just looking for a challenge, can you battle me, stranger?
Shonen Legend in the Saddle and the power is major
Level up on the track, flow Ultra Instinct
Bye, bye, bye, fusion dance is always in sync
*wink*
And they wonder why I'm last on the song
'Cause when all of y'all were talking, I just formed a Spirit Bomb
"Wow, that was Seven Minutes, of awesomeness!" Kaminari said, really enjoying the first Shonen Jump Rap Cypher.
"Not exactly my tastes," Stain commented.
"Exactly," Zoro and Bardock said, agreeing with Stain.
"Well, we got two more to react to, so shut up!" Lego shouted at them.
"I wonder what we'll see…" Shigaraki wondered aloud.
| Shonen Jump Villains Rap Cypher by Rustage feat. Shwabidi, None Like Joshua, Connor Quest!, Shao Dow, Fabvl, GameboyJones, DizzyEight, Zach B, DiggzDaProphecy, VI Seconds |
RUSTAGE: BlackBeard
Messing with a Yonko
Going gung-ho
When we battle then I finish you in one blow
More godly than long nose
Your worst thought I've done those
'Cause darkness is infinite
Killin' it, I do not care about innocence
I started wars
So the dead on the floor
Is all part of my cause to be infamous
We are too different
Broken the worst out of prison
These killers are now on my bankroll
I've murdered for power so nobody stopping me
Leaving them all in a black hole
No backbone
You cowards ain't nothing
I make the globe quake
I'mma leave your dreams dead, Luffy
Like your bro Ace
"Woah, coming in hot with the villains!" Kaminari exclaimed.
"I honestly like this one," Lego said. "But for the longest time, I didn't know which animes two of the villains came from, which I wanted to know because I thought their verses were fucking fire."
"Wow, he likes the villains more the heroes," Hawks commented.
"Ya know, what happened to Midnight?" Ryukyu questioned randomly.
"Let's not find out until later," Mirko said to her fellow Top Ten Hero.
SHWABADI: Shigaraki
One
Finger on the throat
Now they chokin' for air
Heroes are a joke to me
Hope isn't there
Replay what we say
We're done fighting fair
Decay, like DK my company's Rare
Yeah!
I brought a team with me
Fearing the league
Is he really this fiendishly evil?!
Believe what you're hearing
Defeating me? Please, y'all deceived
I'll be leaving a hero deceased
"Okay, I like this one," Shigaraki commented. "This, 'Shwabadi' guy did something right…" To the surprise of several audience members, he actually smiled sincerely.
NONE LIKE JOSHUA: DIO
ZA WARUDO!
Time ain't nothing to me
Pause it like a movie
It's your life you're losing
When the guns are shooting
You're approaching me?
Blood for my consuming
Everything you're stupidly doing
In pursuing DIO
Has proven to be
USELESS!
The sun has just set
I ascend from the dead
And nobody is safe
Cause I'll stab in the back
And then in your chest
See your hero fall!
Put Jojos to rest with my
Cronies who know me
I stand on the world
Causing death onto you
Or your loved ones with no recompense
Like it's mesothelioma
Transcending humanity
Taking sanity in seconds or less
When you said that these other villains were the best
Ha!
You know Kono Dio Da!
"So I stole his Stand to use against All Might," All For One commented. "However, he's a clearly a vampire too."
"Well, I for sure wouldn't want to meet him," Jiro remarked, since she was indeed scared of monsters.
CONNOR QUEST: Marik
I've been fighting through pain and strife
So it's likely I might lose it
Know that my dogs have you in their sight
They pry, that eye of Anubis
Don't dare muck with those rare hunters
They tear numbers from life pools
Ra can vaporise and smoke you
No it's not that type of Juul
Can't harm Marik
I'm barbaric
My mind's twisted like the card back is
I'm dark magic
He's a farce, banished
To Shadow Realm
While I laugh at him
Didn't fare so well when the pharaoh fell
Sorry that I went and took Mai sending her off
But she said I was 1000 times better than you
Getting that millennium rod
"He's Egyptian!" Present Mic exclaimed.
"He also fights using a children's card game and this, 'Shadow Realm'," Ectoplasm added.
"Interesting…" Izuku muttered as he wrote more stuff down.
SHAO DOW: Frieza
I take your planet
Make it my country
Bow down and love me
You filthy monkey
I make them panic
There's none above me
Bow down and love me
This ain't even my final form
It's the golden one
It's over, done
So let it go 'cause I'm colder than frozen, son
Get my point with a death ball or death beam
And destroy in my best form
The rest scream
Lord Frieza I'm winning
The great villain
I stay chillin' like I just killed Krillin
Make a worm stop living and your world go missing
And this riddim will explode in about 5 minutes
"Takes planets and has moves that start with Death, got it," Izuku summed up.
FABVL: Meruem
I started off so cold
Couldn't fight the hunger, my soul
Hadn't grown whole
Want the taste I know
Give me all the power and control
That's your role
If you want me you can find me playing gungi
Used to think that there was no one left that was above me
Evolution of the mind
Has proven that you might be something
So I'll spend my final minutes
Holding on to what I love
There's no recovery, yeah
"This was my favorite verse out of the whole thing," Lego said, wiping a tear out of his eye since he cried a little at the end of the verse.
GAMEBOYJONES: Toguro
Formally human
But now I've turned to a demon
I'll turn your head red like Kurma's
But you gonna be bleeding
You don't want beef
That's a vegan
Stay mute
You shouldn't be speaking
Like a Kanye album
When I'm done you gonna be leaking
You shooting finger guns?
No this ain't no Xbox Kinect
I'll jack you up like Ethernet
That's how my fist will connect
Coronavirus
If I'm out
You better stay inside your house
Imagine what I'll do to you
If I'll kill my potential spouse
"I'm sorry, Coronavirus?" All Might questioned.
"Oh yeah, you guys don't know," Lego realized. "Basically in my world there is a pandemic going on over Corona, and in a nutshell it's been leaving a mark on the world. It also just has the same symptoms as the Flu."
"Wow, and I never encountered that in my years of living," All For One commented.
"Well you guys were made technically in the future, but in our world were made before Corona. Like, a whopping six to five years before the pandemic broke out," Lego explained.
DIZZYEIGHT: Aizen
Lord Aizen
On top that's where I sit
But your girl she can call me Sosuke
Your end is what I send
Couldn't beat me on my worst day
I got ice
On white
If it's what I want
Then it's what I get
Wanna battle
We can mix
Espada
I got numbers with the clique
Listen I gotta go dominate
We on different levels
We are not the same
So we don't conversate
Thought you was winning
You tripping ya victory
Is what I confiscate
Emotions, out of sight out of mind
My heart hollow so it's hollow tips to the chest
Ya whole squad gettin hollowfied
"That last bit," Tokoyami began, referring to the video (if you are not watching it, go watch it so you can understand), "was a bit extreme."
"I wanna puke," Toru commented as she curled into a ball.
ZACH B: PATRI/LICHT
Look, I'm an elite
Coming to feast
Gonna rain hell on you sheep
This is what we wanted least
We just wanted peace
I'm not who you thought I would be
Overpowered to the peak
You better hope it's tongue in cheek
They better know it isn't me
I'm not who you seek
You're looking for a different Licht
You're gonna plead
Because I'm getting tired of these humans
Tried to make us look stupid
I've been reincarnated
Lately I've turned myself a bit ruthless
It's true
I got more patience I've waited years for this chance
And who knew
That I looked up to the person I say I am
"He was blessed with the light but sinned and turned into an unholy spirit," Shiozaki said as she held her hands together in front of her. "May the heroes save him from the darkness…"
Lego looked at her and quietly pulled out a red pitchfork before throwing it at her. "He's a villain! They tend to fucking die! Especially in medieval animes!"
DIGGZ DA PROPHECY: Muzan
I'm saying Annie are you okay?
The one who don't play
Honestly don't care many show I'm one you won't slay
Mess with the creator
I will make it where you don't say
Nothing 'cause you fear my every essence
And you all prey
I'm "that man"
You can catch hands
I never lack fam
Attack and
Watch me snap and
Leave you flat man
This facts damn
I'ma bad man
So relax plan
Every single moves
Don't let me curse you
It's a wrap fam
It was at this moment that Toru ran to the other side of the theater and actually threw up, Jiro also following her and doing the same. "I don't blame them," Lego said.
"Ya know, I wonder if Tanjiro from Lego's story 'Demon Tamer' will be able to technically tame Muzan," Bardock said to Zoro.
"Probably not," Zoro replied.
VI SECONDS: MADARA
Back from the dead
All shinobi's boutta drop
When I send rounds at 'em
That Onoki couldn't stop
When the Fire Release
You die, you decease
Bitch, I'm cooking
I'ma put your Hidden Lotus in a pot
Don't care about plot armor
You ain't armed? Get a plot
You ain't goin' through my heart
Then you all getting boxed
You alarmed and you shocked
There's no ceasin' my wrath
You'll get more than 6 shots
From the Sage of Six Paths
Madara
"So a powerful ninja brought back to life and is really fucking strong," Bakugo summed up. "Why do I get the feeling we'd face him eventually in the world where we had the different powers and stuff?"
"Don't ask me, I barely made it to the Chunin Exam Arc in Naruto," Lego said before doing some pondering. "Or was it Genin...?"
"Okay, let's get the second Shonen Jump Rap Cypher done so I can leave to go fight Tanjiro, Inosuke and the blondie who is a total pants pissing coward," Zoro told Lego, clearly anxious to leave the room despite the fact he'd be staying in the theater for the time being.
"Fine!" Lego said.
| Shonen Jump Rap Cypher 2 by Rustage feat. Fabvl, DizzyEight, Sinewave Fox, Connor Quest!, FrivolousShara, Shofu, Shao Dow, Mega Ran, Shwabidi, Zach B, GameboyJones, Savvy Hyuga, VI Seconds |
"This must be the Rap Cypher Lego sang during the Hassaikai Raid," Overhaul began, "before the League of Pirates, and also the one Stain attempted to sing though it failed miserably."
"I was fighting a God," Stain said, adding his two cents.
"True," Overhaul replied.
[Verse 1: Roronoa Zoro (Rustage)]
First mate
Shatter like Pica an earthquake
The body I built with my work rate
These cursed blades are dooming you all to a worst fate
Surprise you like a birthday, I hurt, maim need first aid
You want the shaft? Then I guess I'm taking you to third base
One, beast with my weapons, strength immense like Gorillas
Two, cut down in a second, one man army, Guerilla
Three, scary, no thriller, I'm stronger than imagined
Killed the beat but turn around and be like "nothing happened"
"Yep, Zoro does have a good part in this," Present Mic commented. "However, is he really a one man army? It looks like he took down that one guy with Luffy."
"Actually, he is," Lego said. "Really strong one too. Especially after training with Mihawk."
"Who the hell is Mihawk?" Shigaraki questioned.
"A literal one man army," Zoro answered.
"You guys can listen to the Seven Warlords Rap Cypher later and you'll figure it out," Lego told the audience.
[Verse 2: Vegeta IV (Fabvl)]
Uh, you don't want it with the Prince
Put you on your knees, man there's levels to this shit
That's real, bunch of Mister Satans in this bitch
Kill a petty rapper bring em back to hold the tip
Call that Draggin' Balls, focused mind, like I'm overdosed on Adderall
Royal blood, turn the greatest into catalogues
They can call me number two
I create the greatest, tell me who the fuck are you?
"Hey, he's fighting Broly!" Kaminari commented, referring to the video.
"He looks like he's owning him too," Tetsutetsu added.
"Then where's the other guy who was fighting Broly?" Mirko questioned.
"NOT THE POINT HERE PEOPLE!" Lego shouted at them.
[Verse 3: Killua Zoldyck (DizzyEight)]
Yeah, I'm cut from a different fabric
It's shocking when you spot him, I was bred for the static
It's tragic but it happened, I'm bred to be a savage
Y'all yapping, think you got heart then stare at it
Know it's god speed how I move when I smack you
Lose your head if you thinking I'm the one you talk back too
Assassin how I move, kill you without a trace
Ain't talking Yo-Yos when I string rounds to your face
"I get the feeling this anime isn't exactly kid friendly," Aizawa commented while holding his hands over Eri's eyes and ears.
"I second that," Mandalay replied, doing the same with Kota.
[Verse 4: Seto Kaiba (Sinewave Fox)]
Rageki with my lyrics and Obelisk in my physics
I'm a monster reborn and I'm here with a vengeance
And then I Jinzo on these bitches 'cause I don't fall for these thirst traps
Write it and spit it ain't no need for these rehearsed raps
Blue eyes, three heads, the smirk of a crook
Y'all motherfuckers just toons 'cause you go by the book
Pot of greed, make money til I overdose
I kill my friends just to kill you, call me King Barbaros
"Return of the card games!" Kaminari exclaimed. "But the questions is… what the fuck is that cartoon book?"
"That would be the Magic Card known as Toon World, which makes any Toon Type Monster Cards indestructible, and also really broken," Lego said. "Kaiba actually got his ass handed to him by Pegasus who uses all Toon Cards, since they're exclusive to his deck."
"Well shit," Spinner said. "Sounds like a case of 'Haha, I'm the creator so I'm the strongest'."
"Actually Pegasus got his ass handed to him by Yugi just a few moments later," Lego said. "Which is funny, considering that Yugi is called the 'King of Games'. Which is true, since he won duels outside of this children's card game."
"Gambling fits him well," Bardock remarked.
[Verse 5: Tobio Kageyama (Connor Quest!)]
Smack you down harder than my serve make my hand sore
Had your turn, now it's back to me, that's a chance ball
I hold power, split second, pick an option
The control tower that you call like Houston if you have a problem
Flick of the wrist, they better get hit, I tend to get pissed if they ever miss
Can't keep up with me just go be subbed or quit
Orange black combo, shorty flies when I let him jump
Kageyama shitting on the mic that's a setter dump
"This volleyball anime sure seems popular…" Mina commented.
"It is," Camie said. "We should totally play some volleyball if we ever can here."
Mineta remained silent, which served that his treatment still affected him.
[Verse 6: Rukia Kuchiki (FrivolousShara)]
Freeze! Who wants to dance with the Ice Queen?
I go from one hundred to absolute zero, ice stream
Is that the scoreboard? Or temperature?
To the thousand year blood war I'm here, here's the finisher
Big things come in small packages, they think that I'm fun sized
'Til I open this third eye, this Bankai
Banish your soul from society
Leave your body in Thirteen Divisions for trying me
"My sister was dressed like this women two worlds ago," Todoroki assessed.
"Yeah, she was…" Endeavor agreed.
"At least she got the powers of a savage, unlike someone in the family," Dabi remarked, referring to Endeavor, who merely scoffed and looked away.
[Verse 7: Katsuki Bakugo (Shofu)]
It's Bakugo, my pressure got the opps on the ropes
Rest in peace to the G.O.A.T but I'm poppin the smoke
I'm just tryna make a name, ain't no time to be slow
Villains say they beating me, need to stop with the jokes
Since my rival got chosen I'm not losing focus
Deku got me heated, don't get caught in the explosion
All I need is power and strength
I got a vision and I never needed help, I'ma do it myself
"Holy crap!" Bakugo exclaimed. "I get a serious transformation?!"
"It looks like my Full Cowling," Izuku commented, before the two rivals turned to look at Lego.
"Right, I pulled you guys out of a timeline where the second movie didn't happen," Lego said. "Basically, you pass One For All down to Bakugo because a villain named Nine was too strong for you guys since he got a weaker version of All For One's Quirk but stole some strong Quirks."
"That would explain the name of Nine," All For One said. "He must have gotten eight Quirks other than his own."
"Bingo," Lego said. "But the name is based off of the limit of how many Quirks he could steal. He actually was just trying to get a Quirk that would heal him, and that led to the plot of the movie."
[Verse 8: Inosuke Hashibira (Shao Dow)]
すごいだろ,俺は勝負勝負だ
(Sugoidaro, ore wa shōbu shōbuda)
猪突猛進 今すぐだ
(chototsumōshin imasuguda)
Hashibira Inosuke
Defeat you with crossed blades
The beast in the cosplay
These demons are not safe
Mad lad, with no chill
The most skill, I go kill
Mounting 鬼 (oni) 'till they mole hills
I'll headbutt ya, hold still
I'm so pig headed I'll kick ya for no reason
獣の呼吸 (jū no kokyū) as long as this beast's breathing
"Anybody got a clue what Shao Dow was saying in his verse?" Sato asked the other members of the audience. "I'm not the best at English."
"But I thought we were all talking in English," Pony questioned as her head tilted to the side as she spoke fluently.
"Actually, we are all speaking English," Lego told them. "It's a little spell I picked up after reading a book where they used Egyptian Magic to talk to a German who was warning the main characters about a serious threat. I just rewired the spell so it's English instead."
"Do you know what he's saying then?" Tokoyami asked.
"I ain't got a damn clue without using Google Translate," Lego admitted.
[Verse 9: Yuno Grinberryall (Mega Ran)]
You know (Yuno) that I gotta protect what's mine
Got the spirit of wind, and my relatives by my side
I been raw, got that Grimoire, know I make a match tragic
Black magic keep you wheezzing like an asthmatic
I'll keep this brief if it's beef, you minced meat
Trust me you don't wanna see my brother with that Fifth Leaf
Listen up, power levels never get debuffed
I'm not stoppin', I'm not moving and I'm never giving up, you know
"He looks like the serious rival that girls would fall for," Mineta commented, daring to speak and half expecting to get struck down by a certain somebody's sword, but was relieved when nothing happened.
"He honestly does," Sero agreed.
"Wait, would that make me and Midoriya from the other world brothers then?" Inasa asked since he looked a little bit like Yuno in the world two chapters ago, which made everyone pause and think about it.
[Verse 10: Karma Akabane (Shwabadi)]
Red head, Rockstar
No Redemption deaded with a Bowie, call it Blackstar
When it comes to felling yellow foes he is a monster
Pull and shoot in seconds with no questions like a cop car (grattata)
That's red and blue together feel the murder intent
The BB gun plastic plastering the back of your head
Got screws loose, I'm coocoo but action's intense
Only school kid to school you, you're actually dead
"He is interesting," Tsuyu commented.
"I'd say he's supposed to be one of those high school bad boys," Setsuna commented, making some of the high schoolers in the audience nod.
[Verse 11: L (Lawliet) (Zach B)]
Everything I do this calculated, hide the fear, commandeer
Use my wits to compensate and make it clear if they appear
I've got lots of patience waiting, I'll be here to persevere
Don't you try to get up near and interfere with my career
I really hate to lose, that won't be me, I play for keeps
Honestly fuck the rules, may even cheat 'cause talk is cheap
They see me as a tool, but I'm the key, you best believe
Get me a sugar cube, need something sweet for victories yeah
"So is this guy a slave or something?" Toga questioned. "And why does he look like a vampire?"
"He's a famous detective who never shows his face since he's always solved every case he's gone on," Lego said. "His name… is L."
"L? That's it?" Dabi questioned.
"I expected something else," Nemoto admitted.
[Verse 12: Jaganshi Hiei (GameboyJones)]
This Jagan make you be gone
Wouldn't pee on these peons
They're too weak couldn't be pawns
Cut them all down like a neat lawn
I got the steel in hand, meddle with me then you're finished
Cause you bout to get the business like retailers during Christmas
I've been in the cut, why you think I'm packing a blade
I'll chop your top off like a barber when you catching the fade
All eyes on me, yeah my demon form is dashing
You know I keep that heat, I'll fire on you with the dragon
"If the business he's gonna give is cutting off the top of my head, then no thanks," Hawks said. "Anything but that."
"Yo, he does kinda look like Awase," Tsubara pointed out.
"I guess that's why I got his powers… or something," Awase replied.
[Verse 13: Erina Nakiri (Twisted Savvy)]
Ya meat ain't a feast, it's a B-class waste
I'm elite, not a piece, I'm the whole damn cake
Just a cheat, no heat, knowin' nothin' bout taste
Take a seat here's a treat and a lesson from an ace
Gotta leave people pleased, your dish is simply just a tease
You ain't doin' it right if they ain't weak at the knees
Got every person lustin' from the work of my tongue
Ya know girls would bust if you just delivered for once
"I looked like this chick in that world, so I'm assuming I was simply just a good chef," Kendo remarked dryly, a little disappointed she got the short end of the stick.
"Well if you guys did something to Prometheus, you probably would've fed him some poisoned food, or blinded him with some spices," Lego said to try and cheer her up.
"How the hell would I do any of that?!" Kendo questioned.
"Pocket Sand," Toga said before pulling out sand and yeeting it into the eyes of Endeavor, who sat in the row behind her.
"FUCK!" Endeavor shouted as he held his eyes.
[Verse 14: Sasuke Uchiha (VI Seconds)]
I'm about to kill the village and my brother won't be changing the story
Something shocking gonna fly from the arm, you woulda thought that I screamed Chidori
Whole style Katon, they all see I'm fire y'all
Sharingan to Rinnegan, see the way that I evolve?
Kirin, can't a medic Ninja stop yo harm
Got more eyes on me than Danzo arm
Every time I black? Flame like Amaterasu
I'm vengeance, hard bodied, peep the Susanoo
"...so are those techniques in this anime, or he's talking about ancient Japan figures?" All For One questioned.
"What?" Lego questioned. "Amaterasu and Susanoo?"
"Yeah, are those techniques in this anime, or is he talking about the historic Japanese figures?" All For One repeated.
"They're techniques…" Lego replied. "Are those the names of people?"
"Yep," All For One said, which made Lego raise an eyebrow.
"Huh… well shit," Lego said.
"I'm leaving," Zoro said, before promptly leaving to go fight the three people he were talking about early.
Lego, since he had nowhere else to go, went silent, before saying, "Well, I'm gonna see if I can pull the fund to give this place a budget increase." With that, he pulled out his phone and began to dial a few numbers, before talking with someone on the other line.
"Well, wake me up when it's time to react to the next world," Bardock said as he pulled his bandana over his eyes and leaned backwards and fell asleep.
"..." Mineta sighed. "Okay, time to try and reform myself."
Indeed we will see some new members to the audience next chapter, solely because of budget increase, dank memes, and because screw it.
Who do you guys expect me to add next chapters? Leave a review saying who.
Next chapter will be another one from the reviews, and it will be from one of the very first reviews I received. Anybody know which one though?
It's seven letters and rhymes with 'rona'.