Another chapter, just in time for Christmas?! Whaaaaaaaaat?!
Yeah, this was just something I thought I'd do since it's Christmas. Because why not?
All of my stories are getting updates as well, so congratulations to them as well.
Anywho, this chapter is brought to you by the formidable Talespinner69 yet again. Yes… I asked another favor. Also planned for the longest time! (Anyone see the trend with the chapters?)
Well, that aside, this chapter is actually from a different one of his stories, and is from "If Aizawa expelled", which I recommend checking out if this chapter floats your boat. Tale's stories are just great in general.
Chapter 16: Tale's tale back for another tale (kill me for the bad joke)
As everyone woke up from sleeping in the theater again, everyone quite literally used to sleeping and waking up in the theater now, they all noticed a Christmas theme going on inside of the theater now, with there being a Christmas tree in the back, and a lot of decorations around the theater. There was even a section of seats that were replaced with a giant table that was filled with a large amount of food for everyone here in the theater.
"What?!" Everyone questioned, surprised by this.
Lego kicked the door open while in a Christmas outfit, dressed like Santa, minus the beard and glasses and still looking like Izuku. "Merry Christmas!" He announced.
"It's Christmas?!" They all questioned.
"It can't be! It's early December!" Compress said as he pulled out a pocket watch.
"What he said!" Spinner said.
"But if it's Christmas…" The Crawler said. "CRAP! I DON'T HAVE ANY GIFTS FOR ANYONE!"
"Settle down!" Lego told everyone.
"How long have we been here?" Hawks asked his fellow Pro Heroes.
"A couple days… I think?" Yoichi Shigaraki said, despite the fact he's newer to the cast.
"Wait, if we were brought in here during December, and we've been in here for a couple days, how the hell is it Christmas?!" All For One questioned. "Author, explain!"
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE LIVING FUCK UP!" Lego shouted. "God, this is worse than a toxic Call of Duty public lobby, geez!" Everyone went silent, and Lego said, "You guys have been here for over a year now. Though for you guys it's just been a few days. So actually, yes, it's Christmas. Your second Christmas if I'm not mistaken."
"Second?" Endeavor questioned. "What happened to the first?!"
"Well just came here, so I didn't want to throw a Holiday on you guys immediately, and that was actually during the Stand Episode," Lego said.
"Jesus, just how does time work for you Realmcrafters?" Ochaco asked.
"It works like this," Lego began. "365 days a year, 366 every four years, like you guys. Except that us Authors and Realmcrafters operate on a different time than you dumbasses. Even in my own worlds they operate on a different time system, because they're aren't my own world! Also, it's Christmas for us, so fuck off." He flipped them all off dramatically.
"Well, that would explain a few things." All For One said. "Wait, then if we've been here for two Christmases, then how come we only feel like it's been 16 or so days?"
"Because if I incorporated monthly breaks in this, you'd guy would be bored out of your fucking minds to the point you'd roleplay for fun and start making plays for the stage," Lego replied. "That, and sending you guys to a limbo-like place every time the chapter ends isn't fun and is just extra time wasted."
"Fuck you," everyone said.
Kota began to walk up to Lego, before trying to throw a punch and hit Lego in the balls. However, at that moment, an Ultra Wormhole opened up and Wyrmscale flew out of it with another package and almost hit Kota, before Kota dived out of the way.
"Pity, I was hoping he'd hit me and try to be a man," Lego said sarcastically. He looked at Wyrmscale and said, "So, how've you been?" He raised an eyebrow, before grabbing the package and unwrapping it to find a DVD and a postcard. He left the DVD in the box it came in, and opened the Christmas card he received from Tale. Inside was a drawing of Tale drinking hot chocolate with Shallot and his girlfriend. Lego smiled at it, before seeing in the bottom corner there was some writing that read, 'Christmas greetings from Fresno'. That was quite literally all, but Lego was glad with it. "Thank you Tale," Lego said to no one, despite knowing full well that Tale was watching. He then pulled out a box that was wrapped and gave it to Wyrmscale. "Your tip." And then another wall. "And Tale's gift." Lego saluted. "Merry Christmas."
Wrymscale presumably said Merry Christmas in its native Pokemon tongue and then left to go home and spend Christmas with the rest of Tale's Pokemon, or whoever it was going to spend Christmas with.
Lego was silent, before saying, "Yep… Merry Christmas." He then sighed, and said, "Alright! Stuff yourselves with food so we can get the realm playing!"
As everyone sat down at the table, Lego didn't sit to join them. "What about you?" Shishikura asked Lego.
"Come on, join us!" Mina said.
"I'm going to go eat later, with my family for Christmas," Lego said. "And also with my other works as well before them, soooo… yeah."
"Why not indulge in the food you made us?" Chisaki asked as he took off his mask and gloves, tucked a napkin into his shirt and placed one on his lap.
"Because…" Lego began. "No." He instead looked at the DVD. "Because I gotta set this up." Lego then went to put the DVD inside of the theater projector for today's film, when Kaminari noticed something.
"Wait a minute," Kaminari began as everyone saw that on the back of Lego's coat was a paper that said 'Hit me and say Merry Christmas'. "Sh-"
"No," Nezu said. "Let him have it. I'd wonder how sore he'd be tomorrow if we let him be."
"And it'd help with the…" Mic began. "Investigation…" Kaminari nodded at that, as did everyone else when they began to indulge in the food.
After some moments, and everyone was fed, Lego said, "It's time!"
Everyone assembled into their seats. "Now, this one is from Tale," Lego began. "And personally, I just gotta say that Tale is a great person, and is honestly one of the funniest writers I've ever read. He never fails to disappoint, and to keep his audience entertained. This series is inspired by the man, the myth, the legend himself as well. So honestly Tale, thank you, and I hope you have a great Christmas with the people you care about." Lego sighed. "And I hope the people I care about have a Merry Christmas as well… or I guess Yule in their case as well."
"What?" Several members of the audience said, confused.
"Yule?" Shiozaki repeated.
"Personal business dibshits," Lego said as he put a hand over his heart. "Personal business…" He shook his head. "Anyways, today! Tale has given us something to watch, of which I've preordered!" Lego sat in his seat. "Let the fireworks begin."
(If Aizawa expelled Izuku Midoriya)
"WHAT?!" Class 1A questioned.
"THIS is what you show us on Christmas?!" Izuku questioned. "If I was expelled?!"
"Shota, why?!" Mic questioned.
"I dunno, but I have a few reasons to suspect the reason," Aizawa said. "And I have a feeling it's for the wrong ones too."
Aizawa was leading his homeroom class through a state-of-the-art training facility for aspiring heroes, with said place having just opened. There were, however, two notes of interest concerning class 1-A; one, Hitoshi Shinso was among the students of Aizawa's homeroom class.
Two, Izuku Midoriya was not.
"Right, didn't we see me in 1A before?" Shinso asked. "Back during that 3 World chapter? Remember that?"
"Yeah, we did! When Deku was forced to eat All Might's dust, hahahahahahaha!" Bakugo then began to laugh.
"Why did we have to bring that up?" Izuku questioned, remembering that chater.
"Akright brats," Aizawa said to his students, "Today we're going to be doing a test run of this place to see how it can hold to the standards that UA has. Any questions?"
Aizawa saw Mina's hand go up, so he called on her. "Uhh, yeah," the pink-skinned girl began, her tone making it clear she wasn't amused, "Why did you have Midoriya expelled again?" A number of the other students all raised their voices, making it clear they shared Mina's opinion on what Aizawa had done.
Sighing in a mildly exasperated tone, Aizawa explained, "I told you all already, Midoryia was expelled because he kept injuring himself." Gently shaking his head, the underground hero went on, "It won't do him any good to be a hero who winds up in the hospital at least once every week."
"Really?" Stain asked. "That's the reason?!"
"Yo, gramps, are you sure you were thinking straight when you expelled him?!" Spinner questioned.
"To be fair, I felt like that was a reason, and to be fair, this version of me probably wasn't," Aizawa said.
"That young man is a true hero, and just like a true one any hero should be willing to get injuries in order to save innocent lives!" Stain ranted.
As Aizawa was explaining things to his students, he was interrupted by some slow, almost sarcastic clapping. The underground hero and his students all turned to face the source of the clapping, and came face to face with none other than the villain Shigaraki. Flanking him were many members of the League of Villains.
"Bad feeling," Shigaraki said. "Got a baaaaaad feeling."
"Maybe you do, but I feel like I'm about to witness quality entertainment," Dabi admitted in a shameless tone.
"It's Handjob and his gaggle of assfuck buddies!" Bakugo yelled. Pointing right at Shigaraki, the explosive teen yelled, "The fuck do you want this time?"
"First off, eat shit you vulgar little quim," Shigaraki replied to Bakugo while flipping him off, "Second, we're here to do what we failed to do when we last attacked you noobs! That being killing all of you! Mhuhahahaha!"
"Wait, didn't you attack us at the USJ because you came there for All Might?" Mineta asked, some confused curiosity entering his fearful expression.
Shrugging, Shigaraki replied, "Yes, but he no longer has power after his last fight with sensei. Also, I got it that he's longer at UA as a teacher. Not sure where he is now."
Yaoyorozu, with a mildly sad look on her face, explained, "All Might…left UA after Aizawa-sensei expelled my classmate Midoriya."
"That is understandable," All Might said. "Young Midoriya was my successor after all."
"But, where would you two even go afterwards?" Midnight asked.
"Wherever would be best," All Might said. "I'd probably call in a few favors, if we're being honest."
"Wait, why did he kick out the only one among you worthy to be a hero?" Spinner asked where he stood between Dabi and Mr. Compress. The lizardman villain looked honestly confused and lost as he tried to figure out Aizawa's thought process.
"Because he got pissed that Deku kept hurting himself and getting a bed in Recovery Girl's office put on a permanent reserve for himself," Bakugo scoffed, "Personally, I say good riddance to that nerd. He was-"
Bakugo was cut off when Spinner, who took his katana out, rushed at Bakugo, and impaled him in the chest." …He is more hero now than you ever would have been," Spinner growled before he yanked his katana out of Bakugo's chest and swung it at the boy's neck, cleanly cutting it and taking his head off.
"He had that coming," Spinner said. "He was the only true hero amongst you all…"
"I have to agree," Stain said, with Dabi nodding.
"Note to self, don't talk bad about Deku in public," Bakugo said.
"Try, not at all," Jiro remarked.
"Ah ha ha ha!" Shigaraki laughed, "Yes, Spinner! That's the ticket!" To all of his fellow villains, Shigaraki practically screamed, "Kill them! Kill them all! Wound the spirit of this hero obsessed society! Wound the spirit of All Might!"
"Hey, can I ask you something?" Shinso asked Shigaraki.
Turning to face Shinso, Shigaraki replied, "Sure, fine. What is-" The handy villain was cut off suddenly when he simply stopped and stood there, as if in a daze.
Smirking a bit in amusement, Shinso said, "Strangle yourself." Acting as Shinso said, Shigaraki placed his hands around his neck and began choking himself. This had an action that Shinso was not anticipating; Shigaraki's neck began to decay. Soon, enough damage was done that Shigaraki was freed from the brainwashing, but so much decay had affected his neck that soon the decayed neck crumbled away, soon followed by Shigaraki himself. He screamed in pain all the time as his neck decayed, at least up until he died.
"Wait, is his Quirk always active?!" Shinso questioned.
"Up until the War Arc, yeah, yeah it is," Tomura Shigaraki replied.
"I wonder why he never could make it happen at will," Izuku said to himself.
Dabi himself was laughing. "Yep! Quality entertainment!"
As the gathered villains looked where their late leader had been standing before he was made to dust himself, Dabi looked to his fellow villains and said, "You all mind if I take Handy-man's place as leader?" A number of voices from the villains all agreed that Dabi taking over was fine by them. "Alright then," the blue flame villain said, "My first order of business as the new leader is making Toga my second in command."
"Yes!" Toga cheered, pumping both her fists into the air.
Turning to face Aizawa and his students, Dabi said, "Second I'm ordering for all of us to kill Eraserhead. And all of his boys too, while we're at it."
"Wait, we're leaving the girls alone?" Mr. Compress replied, a mildly confused look on his face, although his mask covered it full.
"Oh no, we're still going to beat the absolute crap out of the girls," Dabi explained as he pounded a fist in his hand, "But we will let them live." Holding his hands out at his sides at length, Dabi added, "Because we're gentlemen."
"Wait for it, he's gonna demote Toga," Nemoto said.
"I believe it," Chisaki said.
"Wait a minute," Toga began in a confused tone, "Can I even be a gentleman? I mean, I'm a girl, meaning I'm technically not the right gender to qualify…"
Dabi, with a dry and mildly unamused look on his face, just stood there in silence for a few seconds before he spoke up. "...Toga? Two things," Dabi said, "One, I'm demoting you to being my third in command, and two, please congratulate Spinner on his promotion to being my second in command."
"Aww," Toga said in a disappointed tone. Turning to face Spinner, Toga said with a hint of resigned sadness to her words, "I hope you do your new post well, Spinner." The lizard man villain could not help but chuckle a bit at Toga's expense, mostly because she was punished for what was basically shooting herself in the foot.
"Why Compress or me?" Twice asked. "We're not more experienced than Spinner, ya know."
"Compress I would see," Dabi began as he looked at the cloning villain. "You wouldn't even qualify for a high ranking position as you are now.
The villains, acting under Dabi's orders, proceeded to rush Aizawa and his students. Due to being surrounded, the underground hero and his students saw that they had no choice but to fight back. Acting right away, Aizawa tried to activate his Quirk on the villain in front of him, that being Toga.
However, Toga reached into the one pocket on her cardigan, pulled something out and threw it at Aizawa's face while saying, "Pocket sand!" Aizawa soon found himself on the receiving end of a handful of sand to his eyes, effectively blinding him and making him scream more out of surprise than pain, although sand to the eyes still stings.
"Why try to erase Toga's Quirk? She's not even using it!" Magne said.
"No one's gonna question the sand in my pocket?" Toga asked everyone, confused why no one was talking about the sand.
All For One then said, "Because you're crazy enough to actually use it and probably carry it around."
Acting quickly, Shinso got Aizawa away from the fighting while he was vulnerable. Unfortunately, this deprives class 1-A of their newest member, and right when they needed him the most. Shinso leaving the fighting already had results, with Sato, Koda, and Shoji meeting their ends by Spinner, Mr. Compress and Dabi respectively; Koda's death was of a particularly gruesome fare, as Mr. Compress had simply used his quirk to trap just Koda's head in a marble, effectively decapitating him.
Tenya tried to get out and get help like he did at the USJ, but he was cutt off by Toga, who tripped him by chance as he was running around. He ended up falling over and hitting his head on the floor, splitting it.
Aoyama was surrounded by Twice and his army of clones, but the original Twice said to Aoyama, "Yeah, I really don't want to hurt a girl like you, but I'm under orders to kick you ass, little lady." Pounding a fist into his hand, Twice added, "I'm going to enjoy wrecking you! Be glad that I was told to let girls like you live!"
His eyes darting from side to side, Aoyama said in as girly of a voice as possible, "Yes. I'm one of the girls in my class, alright."
"You're an idiot," most of the League told Twice, with Chisaki, Chronostasis, and Nemoto also joining in.
"I'm perfect!" Twice said.
"It's okay Jin, you're okay in my book still," Toga told Twice.
At some point, Aizawa, with Shinso's help, was able to clear the sand from his eyes. But by the point that they got there, Aizawa and Shinso saw that most of the boys had been killed, and all of the girls plus Aoyama were beaten into unconsciousness. "Hey, Eraserhead and that kid are still alive!" Dabi said as he pointed to them, "Let's go-"
*CRASH*
"Halt, villains!" Sekijiro's voice called out, making everyone stop and turn to see that Sekijiro and a whole bunch of UA teachers had arrived on scene, enough to guarantee that Aizawa and the other survivors would be saved.
…
Aizawa and Shinso, both looking shell shocked, sat on a bench outside of the new training facility as Sekijiro and Hizashi filled them in on the toll. "...With the exceptions of Shino who was with you the whole time, and Aoyama who we got was mistaken by the villains to be a girl, all of your boys were killed," Hizashi said in a regretful tone to Aizawa.
Aizawa may not have shown it, but he was actually quite hurt by this. "Damn…"
"A part of me is sad, and a part of me is glad they're dead," Tomura said. "A weird feeling considering the fact I want to kill green bean, and I see his class as my rivals to becoming the best villain out there that surpasses Sensei..."
Walking by the pro heroes and Shinso were two officers escorting Dabi, who was fitted with quirk-suppressing cuffs. The blue flame villain stopped to look at where Aizawa sat. "...You know, I really ought to thank you, Eraserhead."
Looking up at the arrested Dabi, Aizawa said, "What are you on about, villain?"
Shrugging, Dabi said, "You kicked that green-haired boy out of hero scholl before the attack that Shigaraki launched today but I took over when Shigaraki was made to dust himself. That boy not being here made things a lot easier."
"What do you mean?" Hizashi asked.
"Since Stain said that Green Bean is worthy to be a hero, Spinner would have acted to help him rather than hurt him in any way," Dabi explained, "And Toga's obsessively in love with Green Bean, meaning she'd have attacked anyone that she saw actively trying to harm even one green hair on that boy's head. The resulting infighting among my fellow villains had Green Bean been here would have kept us from killing any of your students."
Everyone was silent, before Izuku said, "I'm… not this important to everyone's safety… right?"
Lego merely looked at the teen and said, "Sorry, but it's… kinda true."
"Goddamnit," Shigaraki muttered under his breath.
The officers took Dabi away, but the damage was done; Aizawa fell to his hand and knees and proceeded to cry out of pain for losing so many of his students, out of regret for having kicked out Izuku Midoriya, whose presence would have brought the villains to halt.
That must be why All Might had taken an interest in the boy in the first place.
FIN
The show ended there and Lego grabbed the disc and put it in the box. "Ah, fun as always." Lego then looked at the audience. "Merry Christmas! I hope you all enjoy today's chapter and also have a Merry Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate! And remember, in god some trust!"
He then disappeared to go give back the DVD to Tale, or at least mail it back. He had a duel to go to with Shallot, so that's priority right now. Or at least, later. But right now, Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
My shoutouts extend to Talespinner69, Griffin Strange, and StarDustDragonKnight. I may not be able to do much for everyone, but this is something I'm confident in, since these three men are amazing writers and deserve a lot of attention for their content. This is probably me over hyping them, but it's well fucking worth it if a swell of reviews, follows, and favorites hits their stories despite the fact this story has… huh, almost 200 followers and favorites. I didn't expect that.
Well, thank you all for reading this, whenever you're reading this, even if it's no longer Christmas because people WILL read this after Christmas for a fact, and I hope regardless of what day it is, you have a great day.
This story is also on hiatus for a reason unbeknownst to man!
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