LA LI HO! It is I, and i have FINALLY returned! I've been busy lately! I've been held captive by loved ones, keeping score for baseball, and seeing the tormenting show that my little sister watches...ugh! Luckly, god has granted me FREEDOM and so, before i do something else, i will continue with my power to write more fanfics! WHOOT!

note: i don't own gravi, if i did...it wouldn't be the same. So let's thank Maki Murakami-san for Gravitation! Bonzai!

Day AOff

chapter 1: Vocalist agents

The day begins with our two vocalist being...'agents'. Shuichi leans againist the wall at the apartment he shared with the bitter novelist ( may i present) Eiri Yuki. Shuichi reached the walky talky in his pocket and pressed the button.

"This is Shuichi, i'm in the living room and no sign of any life. What now comander?"

Ryuichi, in the kitchen, anwsers, " well, right now i'm eating a cookie-"

"I WANNA COOKIE TOO, COMANDER!"

" Alright, shuichi! God, your loud!"

"...You realize that now?"

"Just go in the kitchen and get a damn cookie!"

"Yes, comander!" Shuichi ran into the kitchen and fell on to the floor. He lifts his head and his head is forced back on the ground by the force of a punch.

"Bad shuichi, no cookie!" responded ryuichi.

"why? You said-"

" You don't get cookie!"

"...but i like the cookie..."

Ryuichi gave in to shuichi and gave him an oreo.

"Here, shu-chan. Sorry, i guess i took it serious."

"But that's good cause that's the point, right?"

"uhhhhh.."

As the two vocalist stare at each other confussed, then they quickly sprang into action and jumped around the house. Shuichi flipped over the couch, butknocked over a lap and Ryuichi jumped onto the couch, but fell into the coffee table.

The pink-haired vocalist sighed when they heard a door open. They quicky backed againist the wall.

"I sense...something in the house..." whispered ryu.

"Santa claus?"

"WHERE!"

"Shhhhhhhhh...and you tell me i'm bad."

"Gomen, shu-chan."

" What the hello you two morons doing?" asked a angered voice. With that, the two 'spies' jumped and retreated back to their fort (aka: the couch with cushsions on top). They then stared at Yuki, who was baffled. He thought this was their STUPIDEST thing yet.

' I'm not even going to ask...' he thought. He then noticed that the two idiots were laughing about something...somethi- WAIT!

" Get. Your. Fuckin. Hands. Off. My. Photo album."

Ryuichi blew a whistle.

"Penaldy! Photo album is two wor-" informing shuichi who then got hit by a pillow that Yuki threw. As Yuki started approaching the couch, Ryuichi held up Yuki's worse enemy...the celery stick! ( Which i named Gomez! )

"YOU FIEND!" yelled the novelist. He ran into his room and sat on his bed. 'Dammit,...shuichi HAD to tell him my worst fear...big-mouthed-dumbass. Well, i'll play it their way.' thought Yuki with a smerk on his face. (Eek! That is DEFINETLY something you really would/don't want to see...well maybe you'll like to see.

back in the living room

Shuichi was looking at Yuki's childhood pictures when a potatoe chip bags hits his face. He giggled at a picture of Yuki when he was about 15, smiling with Touma next to him. They were New York at the time. Shuichi just thought that was a really adorable picture of is lover when he was younger.Then, he noticed a figure staring at them in theback of the picture behind a tree. It looked like ...Kitazawa...shuichi just turned the page afriad to turn back. He sat there with a scared expression on his face until he got hit with a potato chip bag.

"Wat the- What was that for!" he responded.

"It's child proof..." frowned ryuichi.

"Really, let me try." said shuichi who started attempting to open the potato chip bag. Unfortchanatly, he couldn't open it either. ( I guess you knew that was coming )

They both then tried to open the bag by ripping it in half when the saw yuki with a trashcan in his hands.

"NO! It can't be!" they bothed responded, " MICHILLO! THE TRASH CAN!"

The novelist just smirked at they're reaction which meant they knew what Yuki was saying.

"THIS MEANS WAR!" they all shouted.

TBC

Oh, this will be fun. I would write more but i'm kinda in a tight schedule. I will try to do my best. Oh the trashcan and the name Gomez, i made it up and thought to add them in. Please, continue reading, review, and enjoy the popcorn! WEEE! This has been a live report from action news!