Oh My God!

Disclaimer: # sigh# If I owned it would I be writing this? No.

Summary: Harry, Hermoine and another student get sucked into Middle Earth during the Fellowship and try to get home.

Warning: Has Slash and Hetslash

Chapter 1

Harry Potter sighed and looked around. They had been walking for hours and he didn't mind but the others kept on bloody complaining. Hermoine was trying not to but it was obvious. And don't even get him started on the bloody Ravenclaw Justin O'Conner or something. The guy wouldn't shut up! He looked around and decided this was as good a place as any to stop.

Turning to the others he said "Alright guys we're gonna stop here for a while."

The others all sighed with relief and sat down. After about 2 seconds he realized that they weren't going to do anything so he got out his wand and accio'd some fire wood and set it a flame. He looked through his back pack and was glad house elves always made him take so much food from the kitchens whenever he visited Dobby. He had a bag full of food charmed to stay fresh.

He pulled out an apple for himself and some ham sandwiches for the others. House elves just didn't understand the word vegetarian. He handed them to the others who tanked him and finished them off in about 9 seconds. From the intense training they had put him through over the past 2 years Harry knew how to survive in the wilderness. He looked around for any clue as to where they were. The trees were HUGE and the place was completely wild.

Harry loved it. Turning to the others Harry said "I'm going to see it there's anyone else out here that can help. Stay here or we'll get separated and I won't know where to find you."

With that he pulled up the hood on his dark green cloak and thanked the Gods that he had been planning on going camping so he had most of the stuff necessary for this trip but he didn't have everything he would have wanted.

He quickly disappeared into the forest and silently moved around the trees with a content smile on his face. The place was beautiful and he adored it. Looking around to make sure he was alone he dropped the glamours around him and gave a content sigh.

That was much better. He loved Hermoine dearly but there was a reason everyone though elves were long gone on Earth and it was the fact that wizards always tried to use or kill them. His hair fell down his back in soft waves and his cheekbones heightened and to sum it up he was absolutely gorgeous, even for an elf.

He started humming an old Irish lullaby to himself as he walked through the forest.

He noticed many animal tracks and some that he didn't recognize. He laughed softly to himself and climbed a tree to get a better view of the area. There were no houses or towns any were and he didn't know it that made him happy or sad. He walked for hours but mainly in one big circle around the others so he wouldn't get lost.

Hermoine sighed and looked around. The forest was massive and if it wasn't for Harry she knew they'd probable kill themselves in it. He'd already saved them from loads of foot falls and holes that would have given them a broken ankle in the least. He'd been gone for hours and she was starting to get worried about her friend, and Mr. I'm- supposed-to-have-a-brain-but-don't was pissing her off.

Suddenly a twig snapped to there left and they spun around not to see Harry but a big, black, deformed thing that was looking at them like they were food.(orc) They stood frozen for a second and then Hermoine and Justin screamed and ran, there magic forgotten in fright. " HARRY!" She screamed as they ran through the forest with the thing running after them. Some more of those things joined in the chase and drew their swords

Harry heard the scream and ran as fast as he could towards the camp. When he burst through the trees and looked around franticly but there was no one there. " Shit!" he cursed and pulled out his wand "Point me!" He said and the wand swerved north.

He ran towards that direction and eventually heard them. He saw they were being chased by 7 of these disfigured…things.

He tried using magic on them but it just bounced off. He pulled his sword out of its invisible sheath and killed the one at the end of the group. 6 left, "Hey! Ugly!" He shouted and they all stopped and turned around to him. He smirked "you know by stopping you all just admitted your ugly." They roared and ran at him. His eyes widened slightly, O.k. he was fucking excellent with a sword but there were way more of them. Bad Harry don't goad the enemy.

He took out the first 4 but on got a cut on his left arm. He hissed in pain and the other kicked the sword out of his hand. Oh crap!

Suddenly an arrow flew out of the trees and took out one of the…ugly things. While the last one was occupied he swept its feet out from under it. And lunged for his sword and turned to the ugly thing only to have it grab Hermoine and use her as a hostage. He lowered his sword but didn't drop it.

3 more of those things came into the clearing and he looked around in annoyance.

"Where the hell are you all coming from?" he asked in annoyance. Another one of the ugly things took Justin hostage and Harry let out an angry breath. He pointed his sword at the one holding Hermoine and said "Let her go."

The orc just laughed and suddenly another arrow flew from the trees and killed it. It fell to the floor and a man lunged at the one holding Justin while Harry snapped out of it and took out the other two.

Harry turned to Hermoine and checked her over for any injury. She only had some scratches from the trees. He hugged her and turned around to the guy who had saved them. He was tall and rugged looking but in that really sexy way, only to see another man with him but what made him stop was that the blond was an elf! Judging from the bow on his back Harry assumed that he was the one who took out the two ugly things.