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Summery: Harry, Hermoine and a Ravenclaw get sucked into Middle Earth during the fellowship and try to get home.

Warning: contains slash! I've warned you so don't even think about complaining!

Chapter 2

Harry opened his mouth to thank the newcomers but just then a dwarf ran into the clearing brandishing an axe. Harry, Hermoine and Justin all raised their wands and pointed them at the dwarf. The dwarf looked at the wands confused and tried to hold back a snicker. These men thought they were threatening, pointing a stick at him? And one of them was a bloody maiden!

An amused snort made it's was out and then he couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing. "Ah ha ha ha ha ha… Ai what are ye going to do? Poke me?" Gimli asked and Legolas and Aragorn tried to keep straight faces but smiles were fighting there way out. Who points a stick at someone and thinks it's threatening?

Justin looked furious "Now you listen here you bloody dwarf, or whatever you are. You better stop laughing at me or I'll hex you so bad your grandkids will feel it!" He said and Gimli tried his best to get a straight face and said "Ai I'm shaking, what are you going to do? Get the maiden to poke me?" Gimli said and Hermoine took her turn at being angry "Why you little toad! I should hex you!"

Legolas and Aragorn heard a snicker and saw the third member of the group trying not to laugh. Harry's emerald eyes dancing with mirth. Justin raised his wand to hex the dwarf and Harry's face turned serious. "Justin Stop!" He said clearly and the brown haired boy froze. "Potter! The bloody creature deserves it! Did you hear what it said to us!" Justin said infuriated.

Harry nodded and said "that does not give you warrant to hurt him! I will not have you hexing people in my presence O'Conner is that clear?" Justin glared at Harry but backed down grumbling under his breath. Aragorn took this as a start and turned to Gimli" Gimli do not insult them they were just attacked by orcs!" He said and Gimli had the grace to look embarrassed.

Harry and Hermoine looked at him curiously "Orcs? Hermoine asked. "What are orcs?" This got the fellowships attention. "Those thing that attacked us, they were orcs?" Harry said as a kind of half question half statement. Legolas looked at Harry "How could you have never heard of orcs?" He asked confused. "They are the soldiers of the Dark Lord Sauron. They kill everything and eat the flesh off your bones."

Justin looked at Legolas like he was retarded "How the hell can you get you-know-who's name wrong! That is just retarded!" Legolas looked insulted and Aragorn confused slightly asked "Who?" Justin looked at him. "You know. He-who-must-not-be-named!"

Aragorn just frowned "No I am sorry but I am not aware of who you speak"

Justin looked at him "Oh come on! What are you people? Retards?" he said annoyed.

Gimli looked at him "I am not aware what a retard is but I am Gimli son of Gloin and a dwarf!" He said proudly.

Aragorn went next and said "And I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, one of men." He said and bowed his head.

Legolas looked at them and said "I am Legolas Greenleaf, of Mirkwood and an elf." he said and Hermoine and Justin gasped at the last statement. "An elf!" She said in awe and Justin just stared at him. Harry was the odd one out and merely bowed to them, showing no sign of surprise. "It is a pleasure to meet you and thank you for saving us we are in your dept." He said smoothly and received nods of acknowledgement.

Justin straightened up and said "I'm Justin O'Conner, pleased to meet you."

Hermione smiled "Hermoine Granger, pleasure." Harry smiled at her and turned to the others "Harrison Potter, nice to meet you." He said and was pleasantly surprised when they didn't go all glossy eyed and ask for his autograph. They all nodded to each in turn and finally Aragorn asked "Now you never told me who you spoke of." He asked innocently and Justin's eye twitched.

Harry laughed and decided to have mercy on the Ravenclaw and answered for him. "He's talking about Lord Voldemort or that bloody annoying guy who won't just give up as I like to call him." Aragorn looked at them seriously "Another? Oh no Sauron was enough but now another." He said heavily. Hermoine looked at him "Sauron? Who's Sauron?" She asked and the fellowship stared at her. "Sauron, the dark lord." Gimli said and everyone was just staring at each other till Harry's eyes widened.

"Oh no! Erm…Where exactly are we?" Harry asked and Hermione's eyes widened as she clicked on to what Harry was saying. She ran over everything that had happened in her head and gasped. "Oh no, Harry!" She said swirling around to face him "The incantation!" She said and Harry's eyes widened and he looked at Justin. "Justin I want you to tell me exactly what incantation you used for that spell." Harry said and Justin looked worried.

"Well I said Tepus Reviolius Exchangus Realitus." Justin said and Hermoine looked horrified while Harry just stood there and blinked. Hermoine started hyperventilating "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! What do we do? What do we do? Harry what do we do?" The frantic girl asked and Harry didn't know.

The fellowship were getting worried about them. "Are you alright?" Legolas asked and Harry looked at the blond elf with dazed eyes. "No, actually I'm not alright. There seems to have been a bit of a mix up." Harry said and Justin was hitting his head against a tree asking why he had to be so foolish!

Flashback

Harry had just come from the kitchens where the house elves had just loaded him down with food when he walked into Hermoine. "heya Moine" he said when he saw her and she looked up from the book she was reading. "hey Harry! I was just heading to the library, wanna come?" she asked. Harry nodded "alright".

They walked in to the library and sat down after a while they heard a voice talking. Sharing a look they walked around a corner to see Justin. He stopped abruptly when he say them and pretended to be reading from his book "Tempus Reviolius Exchangus Realitus!" He said swishing his wand and a white light surrounded the 3 startled students and they felt the feeling of falling before they landed hard on dirt. Looking around they realized they were in a forest.

End flashback

End of chapter 2