La li ho! hmmm...that last chapter...I'll do even better! I'll just add some glue...and hot sauce...the mushroom kingdom of Mario..- I WIN! Yeah...FORGIVE ME ABOUT HOW LONG THIS IS TAKING! I was abducted by arciologists and they took me to they're secret lair. (Aka: chuckie cheese) Now to continue the story as i left it and how i will continue babbling about nothing...
Chapter 2 : War
We left off with the two vocalist and Yuki begining a war. The moscot for the vocalist, Gomez the celery stick. On the next corner we have Michillo, the trash can. (Creations made by the one and only me.) They begin the war...as a pillow fight. First, Ryuichi hit Yuki. Then, Yuki hit Shuichi. Shuichi then hits Ryuichi.
"Shuichi!" yelled ryuichi.
"Yeah?" answered shuichi clueless of his action.
" Your suppose to hit the enemy!" said ryuichi pointing to Yuki in the backround.
"but i love Yuki.."
"Oi, shuichi. Right now, HE is the enemy!"
"Why?"
"WHERE were you in the last five minutes?'
"Here."
"And what were you doing!"
"uhhhhh...i dunno..."
Ryuichi just gave up and started giving shuichi directions.
"You see Yuki?"
"YEAH! HI YUKIII! " Shuichi waved to him until ryuichi whacked him beside the head.
"Shuichi, hold the pillow."
"o..kay."
"NOW THROW!"
Shuichi did as he was told, but missed and hit the lamp and it shattered. Yuki glared at him. Then he thought of an idea so he asked shuichi to come over while distracting Ryuichi with tasty cakes. Yuki stole Shuichi and took him to the bathroom.
In the bathroom
"Shuichi, why are you doing this?"
"...actually...i don't know."
"Will you join me?"
"No."
"WHY NOT?"
"I planned to do errands and do the bills and-
"Shuichi,...i do that."
"Oh."
"Well, I'll give you a cookie if you join my side."
" Yay cookie! "
Back to Ryuichi
As Ryuichi finished the last tasty cake, the other two returned to the room, only Shuichi was on Yuki's side.
"Shuichi, What are you doing."
"I'm on Yuki's side."
"WHY?"
"Yuki gave me a cookie."
Ryuichi fell over, but knew this was coming. He stood up.
"You traitor, DIE!" yelled ryuichi as he trew a rock at shuichi's head.
"NO! NOT AGAIN!" Shuichi fell over.
As they were about to start the war...again, an alarm goes off. Its Ryuichi's watch. He looks at it and annouces, " NAPPY TIME!" He falls asleep on the couch and Yuki and shuichi just watched...
"Well," started the novelist," as much as i like to watch idiots sleeping, i'm am totally bored and nothing better to do with my time. And so, i will make waffles." Yuki started for the kitchin leaving shuichi, all alone in the living room with his idol snoring on the couch. With the advantage, Shuichi did what he always wanted to do.
5 minutes later
Yuki just finished up the waffles when Ryuichi appeared in the kitchin and kidnappeded one off the plate. He then sat at the table.
"...and i don't get a ' Thank you '?" questioned yuki who then grabbed the waffle.
"LEGGO MY EGGO!" screamed the vocalist as he whacked yuki with a vase. It shattered on his head and yuki sarted to bleed.
"..shit..."mummbled ryuichi.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" yelled the novelist. He suddenly stopped when he noticed something was missing...something-WAIT!
"Where's Shuichi?" asked ryuichi.
"That's my line.."
"Not any more, tippy-toe."
"Tippy-toe?"
"Yeah, i know. Now to find the pink wonder."
The two searched around until they reached the bedroom...where there was yellow tapr and signs that said ' do not enter ' or ' caution'. They bothed ignored the signs and knocked down the door. In the room was a REALLY big hole in the wall, jack hammers, axes, and our two constuction workers, Shuichi and K-san. K was reading the blue prints while shuichi was digging through the walls.
"WHAT THE HELL!" screamed Yuki. His mouth was wide open and he stared at the destruction that was the bedroom. Ryuichi, on the other hand, yelled ' COOL!' and wanted to join. K and Shuichi turned to look at the steeming novelist...and he was literally steeming...so hot it could boil water...which ryuichi tried until yuki punched him out.
" Should we abandon ship?" asked K. Shuichi nodded and tried to escape throught the tunnel...but it was only 3 ft into the wall. So the two had to deal with Yuki's yelling.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY WALLS?"
"...i wanted to know if molerats lived in the wall."
"WHY?"
"...because."
Yuki sighed, when there was a knock at the door.
END of chapter 2
Phew! That was long, well i will conitinue this and make the next chapter...better! WHOOT! READ AND REVIEW! Enjoy the drinks and have a nice day!