LA LI HO! Its the loving author...MEH! Yup...i think this story is working in GOOOOD progress...I'm so happy! My birthday just past! Yay! Anywho, i'll shut up and continue the ever-so funny story of mine...do you really think shuichi will one day dig thought the walls with K-san...what if their in MY WALLS? Oo ...I'll be on the look out!

Chapter 3: What the hell?

Yuki sighed and then there was a knock at the door. He turned around.

'...Who the hell could that be...?' wondered the novelist. He ignored the other two (aka: K-san and shuichi) to answer the door. When he opened the door-

"Hello it is I! Your ever-so loving paper boy!" yelled a man in about is...fourties holding milk. Yuki couldn't take it so he slammed the door on the poor man's face. Yuki returns to see K-san and shuichi painting the walls polka dots.

"...dear lord...shuichi...do you REALLY hate me or something...?" asked yuki in an angered/ annoyed/ depressed tone. Shuichi just turned and responded, "Wha?"

Something clicked in Yuki's head which he has realized MANY times in his life...Shuichi. Is. An. Idiot. Suddenly, something poked yuki which made him jump and turn. It was Ryuichi, who was super pissed. Ryuichi twitched.

"WHY. THE. FUCK. DID YOU PUNCH ME?" Ryuichi looked behind the blonde and noticed all the colors on the wall. Right away, Ryuichi went from serious to- "PAINTING! Let me join! Let me join!" The vocalist punished Yuki aside and joined the others. All of a sudden.. Thump...Thump... Everyone froze and stared at the sealing. Yuki turned to Shuichi and K.

"...We didn't do anything to the sealing." stated shuichi.

"It's must be those kids that is stole money from..." mumbles K-san rubbing his chin. The rest of them just stared at him.

"YOU STEAL MONEY FROM CHILDREN?"

"...maybe.." responded K-san. The sealing then caves in and falls upon evryone. A floor board knocked out Shuichi and he fell to the bed. Some wood hit ryuichi on the head and K (somehow with his american powers) was unharmed. Yuki just witnessed it and chuckled when shuichi got hurt. And wouldn't you guess, the person happens to be-

"TOUMA?"

"Hola, mi Hermano-in-law! Como esta?" touma asked in spanish. He notices shuichi on the bed and mumble '...opps.' Yuki walks up to Touma.

"Why...why did you have to go though the sealing?"

Touma took a deep breathe.

"There is a very good reason why i didn't use the door. It all begins-"

"I don't wanna-"

"EIRI, SHUT UP! I'm tellin' a story, so SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ...Now, i noticed as i was walking by the an egyption theif was in the neithborhood causing touble. So, i called my good buddy Santa Claus and he took me on synic your roof. Thus, me accidently falling into your house and-"

"Touma, just say you were spying on me!" yelled yuki.

"...okay, so i was." admitted touma. Shuichi rose up from the bed.

"I KNEW IT!" he then fell back and fainted. Everyone stared and ryuichi threw a peanut at him. Which gives our attention to ryuichi eating circus peanuts.

"Where the hell did you get those?" asked K.

"...oh, I got it from a hobo outside the apartment..."

"and you left when exactly?" questioned Yuki.

" AH-HA! I knew it Eiri! I was telling you the truth...except about santa..." Shuichi rose again.

"DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT!" shuichi passed out once again.

"That's it! Ryuichi, tie Shuichi into a closet. As for you two follow me." ordered K. Ryuichi did as he was told...though he had to knock out shuichi again with a frying pan. Touma and yuki followed K until Yuki got the feeling that K had no clue where he was going. By the time, they were in K-san's car ( what i personaly call ' The K moble' or a screaming metal death trap). They reach a red light.

"K, do you even know WHERE your going?" questioned the curious novelist. ( Isn't that fun to say?)

K smirked. " Of coarse..." he pulled into the parking lot of 'Dairy Queen' and came back with an icecream cone.

"And WHY do you have an icecream!"

"...i'm hungry.." Yuki threw the cone out the window. K turned around with an angery expression.

"...you threw $3.50 out the window."

"AND YOU WASTED $3.50!"

"ON YOUR MOM!" yelled touma. They looked at Touma.

"...i felt lonely."

"Well, if you start singing the Mr. Lonely song, your out!" declared yuki. K turns on the radio and-

"Speak of the devil, Mr.Lonely!" Yuki sighed and Touma and K-san sang along with the song until they returned to Yuki's apartment. They entered the house clean and unharmed. Everything was spotless and the only thing visible was Ryuichi and Shuichi sleeping on the couch. They appoarched them and quietly woke them up.

"...hey shuichi...ryuichi...wake up..." Yuki pushed them a bit until they woke up.

"Yuki?...i'm hungry..." groaned shuichi.

"Breakfast already?" asked ryuichi.

"Ryuichi," K called," You didn't obey my orders.."

"Huh...oh, yeah! I was but-"

Flashback

Ryucihi dragged shuichi into the closet and locked the door. He sat outside the door and watched it for about five minutes. Then he heard a little noise. He put his ear up to the door and heard a little knock.

"...hello...? Yuki? K-san? Ryuichi? HELLO? HEY! I'M STUCK! ITS DARK! AHH!"

"I'll save you shu-chan!" called the nittle grasper vocalist. He ripped open the door and pulled shuichi out. He then grabbed a tennis racket and was beating something...the vaccum. Once ryuichi got tried out, he fell backwards on the bed. Shuichi walked up.

"...why'd you guys lock me in a closet?"

"...K-san's orders! But he isn't here...what now"

They both stared into space.

5 minutes later

We now find japan's 2 top vocalist, in the living room of Eiri Yuki and Shuichi Shindou, doing the only thing they could think of...watching the weather.

"Today's forcast will be sunny with some clouds. Temp. should be about in the low 80's and wind speed up to about 2 mph heading north."

The forcast continued and shuichi and ryuichi stared blanky at the television.

"...ryuichi?"

"Yeah."

" Why is the sky blue?"

Ryuichi froze.

"...Shit...i think i learned it in school...isn't it like...water reflection or something?"

"I wouldn't know! I slept in class...and what a sleep it was...until the teacher whacked me with a book."

"...Do you like bologna?"

"...sure."

"yeah..."

"...This clearly states that we're bored doesn't it?"

"Yeah, no kidding."

They both sighed. Shuichi then jumped off the couch all fired up.

"I GOTTA IDEA!"

"YAY! What?"

"SUGAR RUSH!"

They ran into the kitchen and grabbed all the sugary treats they could find. Pocky, cake, pudding, a huge bag of sugar, candy, and ICECREAM! They ate it all in a flash and in no time, they were bouncing off the furnature and singing and dancing. They did this until they were really dizzy and fell. Ryuichi fell backwards to the couch and Shuichi rammed his head into the wall. Now they were asleep on the floor.

End flashback

" and that's all that happened." ended ryuichi. Yuki returned from the kitchen.

"Its true...you bastards ate my strawberry short cake."

"Gomen.." said ryuichi and shuichi bowing their heads.

"But didn't we mess up the entire house?" questioned K-san all clueless and confussed. He looked all around and the house looked as if it were brand new.

"Hey, the hole i made is gone!" yelled the sacho in the other room. The others ran in.

"Did you guys clean up this?" asked the novelist in shock. They vocalist shook their head. Suddenly the hear a deep voice talking.

"Ho,ho,ho! You silly people. It was i who cleaned the house!"

"SANTA CLAUS?" screamed shuichi.

"ITS NOT SANTA!" everyone yelled back.

"No! It was i, Mr. Clean!" A cloud appears and they see the Mr. Clean guy (the guy on the comercials. Y'know, the cleaning guy with the song' Mr. clean Mr.clean...da.da.da...okay, i don't know how the song goes, but he is the moscot of the cleaning product. That guy!)

"It's god..." whispered touma.

"Yuki?"

"yeah, shuichi."

"Are we sick?" They both felt each other's head, but it was normal.

"...no." yuki said bluntly. Ryuichi, however, didn't even pay attention. He was looking out the window. K stared at the giant with wide eyes.

"You seriously cleaned our house?" questioned the novelist.

"YOU EXIST?" yelled touma.

"Yes...i exist...and i did clean your house..."

"Do you like bologna?" asked shuichi. Everyone looked at the pink-haired boy and he responded with a 'what?' look on his face. Mr. Clean chuckled.

"B-o-l-o-g-n-a! You shall be an oscar myer wiener."

"I like hotdogs! They're yummy!" said shuichi. Then there was a big boom...anytime...C'MON! BOOM! (there we go! )

Shuichi woke up to a bucket of water and his idol staring at him.

"Huh? Wha-where am i?"

"On the bed...we locked you in a closet and you were asleep for about three hours. I thought you were dead so i got you out but you didn't wake up so-"

"Where's Yuki?"

"...i don't...know."

End of Chapter 3

WOW! That was really odd...I like it! But it can get confussing...i even got lost...i had to end with a mystery though because i didn't want to end the randomness. NEVER! HA! HAHA! And i didn't really know how to end the chapter...its kinda stupid. --

I hope you enjoyed this chapter and read on and review. I also hoped you didn't get lost in the story line. Well, this was fun...i will see you soon...POOF!