LA LI HO! Ah, YES! My progress is going just fine...sweet! Anywho, I don't know if this will be the last chapter or not so...yeah. I will now continue the story! Thye show must go on!

Chapter 4

Ryuichi and shuichi were caught in another problem...where's Yuki. Shuichi stood up and started running all over the house. He checked the Kitchen.

"Yuki! YUKI!" he yelled into the kitchen, but no response. He looked in the oven and in the fridge. Ryuichi comes along.

"You think he could fit in there?" asked nittle grasper's vocalist.

"...Maybe the fridge people got him! I'LL SAVE YOU! RYUICHI, SHUT THE DOOR AND DUCK TABE IT!"

"what about you?"

"I'll give you a signal, if you here three knocks, its me, so open the door. Got it?"

"Yes. Shuichi, i'll never forget you." Ryuichi closed the door and duck taped it with shuichi inside and stood there until he heard a bang in the other room. He rushed over and say-

Meanwhile in the fridge

Shuichi blinked several times, shivering in the dark.

"...aw m-m-man...i-its...t-t-too...d-dark." he quivered. He didn't see Yuki, nor a monster, nor the Mcdonalds kids meal he bought...Shuichi stared knocking on the door, but nothing happened. He tryed once more and got the same result. Then he started banging the door screaming for ryuichi to open, but-

Back to ryuichi

Ryuichi run into the living room where he found the little Geico dude.

"HOLY FUCK! I SEE YOU ON TV!"

" Well, hello there!" greeted the geeko. " Now, for my bussiness. I noticed you don't have car insurane so i baked muffins." He handed Ryuichi a blueberry muffin and ryuichi gobbled the whole thing.

" Hey, Geeko dude. Have you seen...a dude this big...his big...blonde...MEAN..."

"Oh, sorry mate. Well now, would you like some car insurance by switching to Geico?"

"Nope."

"but i made muffins."

"No. I don't have i car."

"Great, i wasted my life. I should've done that american.

"AMERICAN? Is he tall?"

"Yes."

"Blonde?"

"Yes."

"Lots of guns?"

"Oh yeah."

"IT'S K-SAN! HOORAY! Thank you...Geico dude." Ryuichi looked around. " What the hell, he ditched me...oh well, now to K!"

With K

K stood outside the apartments trying to open the door.

"Stupid japanese doors." he mumbled. Instead, he kicked the door down, but on the other side was Ryuichi.

"Opps..."

"K! Why'd you hit my with a door...I thought you loved me!" cried ryuichi.

"Sorry, the doors have turned evil in japan so i had to use my Kong fu powers."

"...K, just admit that you suck at opening doors."

"fair enough, NOW!"

"...Oh, have you seen the yuki guy and touma?"

"Why, yes i have. They were over here i second ago but,-"

Flashback

"STUPID...SON-OF-A-BITCH!" yelled K trying to open the door. Yuki and Touma stood behind. Touma then walked off into Starbucks. Yuki would've followed except for the fact that just now zombies kidnapped him. K continues to try and open the door.

End Flashback

" Okay, first we need to get Touma out of Starbucks." demanded K.

"Alrighty!"

They walk in to see Touma chugging coffee and a huge crowd chanting in support. Touma gasped for breathe once he was down and threw the glass.

"OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!" he yelled.

" Do you think its safe to get him?" questioned ryuichi. K nodded and walked up to Touma.

"BOSS! We have a problem. One you call Eiri has been kidnapped by the zombies of Japan. We need YOU to join our group to defeat the zombies.

Touma blinked. "K-san, it was my first cup of coffe and your talking to me as if i were drunk and thinking am an army general."

"How else could i have gotten your attention?"

"Flying chickens, Now let's go find Eiri-san. Shot gun!" Touma smiled and ran to the van. Ryuichi and K followed.

With yuki

Yuki wasn't kidnapped by zombies. ( sorry...or is it a good thing?) Anywho, he was really kidnaped by americans thinking that Yuki was there long lost son, Paco. They hugged him and kissed him and talked to him in american. Yuki would talk to them too ( since he knew some english) but the sad thing is...he forgot how to say " Leave me the hell alone. I'm not your son so leave this land." So he was stuck there... at denys...where the family kidnapped him...

"Oh Paco! I'm so glad we found you!" yelled the mother woth joy in american.

"Listen! I'm not Paco! I don't even know if Paco is a real name!" exclaimed yuki.

"Mommy! Paco said your a bitch." said the little boy pointing at Yuki. The mother slapped Yuki's face. Yuki was pissed.

With the others

" This should be easy. I planted a tracking device on Eiri, so we'll find his location in no time." claimed touma.

"Roger!" responded K.

"Hey, Guess what i have!" screamed ryuichi. They both turn there head to see ryuichi. " I have a ball-in -a-cup! See, even if i miss, the ball-"

"RYUICHI! NO ONE CARES! " K throws it out the window. Ryuichi looks out.

"...my ball-in-a-cup..." he cried.

"I FOUND EIRI'S LOCATION! He's at Deny's! K-san, TO DENYS!" demanded the sacho.

"YES SIR!"

at Denys agian

"C'mon, Paco. Eat the celery. Its healthy." begged the mother. Yuki was so terrified, he was up againist the wall. ( like he was with Kitazawa in Vol 10, but he wasn't too terrified like that)

Suddenly, the walls collapse by the van. The three heros jump out of the car.

"ON HAND EIRI-SAN!" yelled Touma.

"TOUMA?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ryuichi and K went running after the people chasing them away. The family that kidnapped Yuki ran off too. Touma got his brother-in-law and the other two and returned to the apartments.

Back in Yuki's apartment

Everyone entered exhasted. Yuki ploppbed on the couch, ryuichi fell to the floor, touma fell face forward on the kitchen table and just sat down on the floor. It was now 11:00 P.M. and everyone had to work tomorrow. They all stood up about to leave when-

"WAIT! WHERE'S SHUICHI!" yelled yuki. Everyone looked in the room until interupted by ryuichi.

"Oh yeah, i forgot he was...uh-oh!"

"What ryuichi?" asked everyone else.

" Will you get mad?" Ryuichi led them to the kitchen where they saw the fridge covered in ducktape. Ryuichi unducktaped and the others were thinking ' WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY DOING?' The vocalist opened the door to a shuichi covered in icesicles. He was blue and his hair was purple. Everyone ran over to shuichi. Yuki grabbed him and carried him to the living room and placed him on the couch and covered him with LOTS and LOTS of balnkets.

"Shuichi, why the hell were you in the fridge?" questioned the novelist. Shuichi shivering trying to talk but could barely say a word. All he could get out was.

"...y-y-y-y-u-k-i-i...f-f-r-r-i-d-d-d-g-g-e..m-m-m-on-s-s-t-t-e-rrr..."

" Ryuichi, who's idea was this?" asked K.

"...shuichi's."

"Okay, your free to go." Ryuichi left with K. Touma starred at yuki and shu.

"Shindou-san, do you think you can work tomorrow?"

Shuichi sneezed.

"Guess not. Well, get well soon." Touma left then too. So this leaves our two love birds.

"Y-y-yuk-k-i...wher-r-e were y-y-ou? W-w-what h-happened?"

"Trust me...you do not want to know." shuddered yuki of the thought about the whole day. Shuichi cuddled up closer.

"L-l-ets..not have...f-f-frozen foods f-for a while."

"Okay..."

END

Yup, sorry about the ending...it kinda sucks! --

But i REALLY hoped you enjoyed the story. It was fun! But i've thought on one even better. AND, since i basically have no life what so ever, I'll propbalby be writting stories a lot so YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! The next one will be funny! Its already in my mind..heh..heh..So, you'll hear from me again soon. I hoped you liked my story and you'll reveiw and read more of the stories i write in the furture. Till then, SEE YA! Now, i'll dance.

: starts dancing :