A/N: Hullo! Welcome to the third chapter of The Dating Agency; I don't think there will be many more. Still, it will be nice to have a complete fic, which isn't an oneshot! Lol! (Wow, 'an' oneshot sounds odd, but 'a' oneshot disobeys the rules of grammar! What's a nerd to do?)

Sorry about the whole categorising thing. I don't like to categorise real people, don't worry; I just think it's funny to stereotype fictional characters. Especially Final Fantasy characters. Anyway, the entries were as follows:

Ryu the Youkai: Cloud – emo

Vincent - under socialised religious preacher man

Hojo – sadistic hack

Kanuhii: Vincent – Goth

Cloud – Jock

Yuffie – Prep

Cid – Drug dealer (lol!)

Well, I couldn't decide, especially as only two people entered... Lol! Well, I agree with Ryu the Youkai on Cloud being emo, because he's so quiet and angsty, and I like the idea of the preacher Vincent! Lol! However, I laughed my head off at the thought of drug dealing Cid Highwind, and Yuffie being prep, so you both win on those characters! Sorry; I'm terrible at making decisions! On with the story. Oh, I should probably warn you, there, um, may be some shounen-ai later on. May be. I don't want to give away too much of the plot, or what little plot there is. Lol!

Oh, and Beth is a mixture of myself, and well, Beth. Chris is based on her boyfriend to be. I love Star Wars, and nerds, and emos, so nothing nasty/ offensive is meant by this chapter/ story.

Kadaj made his way sadly to the dating agency, staring at the ground. He shuffled inside, and walked dejectedly over to the counter.

"Aha! Take it your date didn't go so well last night, did it? Eh? Muahahaha! Poor little emo Kadaj!" The evil counter lady sang. "At least you made a new 'friend', eh?"

"Hey! How did you know about that?"

The lady paused, then continued as if the black haired boy had said nothing (Yazoo had chosen a permanent dye by accident, now Kadaj wasn't talking to him.) "Good job for you, we've got another poor girl who is interested. Name of Bethany Nancarrow. She's 19, blonde hai-"

"When can I meet her?" Our rather desperate friend cut in.

"Tomorrow at eight o'clock, in the library… Muahahaha!"

"Will you please stop laughing like that; it's really creepy!"

The lady was too engrossed in laughing to notice, so Kadaj headed out of the shop.

The next day…

"No! I'm never letting you prepare me for a date ever again! Go away, Yazoo!"

"Aww, please?"

"No! I'm dressed; I've brushed my teeth; combed my BLACK hair; and avoided any makeup. Now I'm going to meet my date. Goodbye!" Kadaj slammed the door.

He walked in a huff all the way to the library. 'Who the hell goes for a date in the library, anyway?' he thought to himself, becoming more anxious by the minute. What if she was as nerdy as the author of this fic?

"Hi!" a nervous voice spoke from behind him. "I'm Bethany."

"Um, hi, Bethany." He said, turning around, "Is it ok if I call you Beth?"

The girl giggled furiously. "Sure, I suppose!"

"Ok, um, shall we go inside?"

"Certainly!"

They stepped inside; 'Beth' was obviously a regular visitor, as she greeted the security guard with a hug. "Hi, Chris!"

"Hi, Beth." They both blushed and looked at their shoes. Well, he did. She was wearing a floor- length skirt, so she couldn't see her shoes, but had it not been there (and it looked as though Chris very much wished it wasn't) she would have been staring at her shoes. She turned back to Kadaj, before leading him up to the 'Sci-Fi' section.

They found a table, and he took her jacket. She was wearing a Star Wars T-shirt. Kadaj refrained from rolling his eyes.

"Where do you want to-"

"Shhh!" She hastily cut him off. "You can't talk in the library."

Kadaj got annoyed. "Well why did you take me here for a date, then!"

"To make Chris jealo- I mean, because… it's… romantic!"

"Look, I don't have time for this. I'm leaving. It's obvious that Chris likes you, anyway."

She hit Kadaj. Hard. He left. In a hurry.

He paused to look back to see Beth hugging Chris, and sighed before continuing to walk into the darkness. He cursed as he tripped over something on the pavement. He landed flat on his face.

"Ow…"

"Kadaj?"

"Callum?"

"Hi! Sorry!" Callum offered Kadaj a hand and pulled him up off the pavement. "I was sitting on the floor practicing looking sad when you tripped over my leg."

"Oh!" Kadaj chuckled. "Sorry."

"Don't worry, it was my fault. So, what are you doing out this late?"

"Oh another bad date. I had really hoped that this one would have worked out well, but she had her eyes on someone else, and was just using me… sniff"

"Don't worry!" Callum said, hugging Kadaj, "You'll find someone."

"No I won't! I'll live my life an evil mastermind that nobody loves. I'm 19 and I haven't kissed anyone! I mean, how many nineteen year olds do you know that haven't had their first kiss!"

Callum tilted Kadaj's head up and leaned forwards. Their lips brushed against each other. Kadaj gasped in surprise and Callum quickly kissed him.

He pulled away and laughed "One less, I guess! See you around, Kadaj!"

The silver/ blacked haired boy watched Callum walk away with Mako eyes, still in shock. He stood there for a minute, with a finger on his lips, before shaking his head, and walking briskly back to his home.

Later…

"You screwed up another date?" Yazoo and Loz asked simultaneously, in disbelief.

"Huh?" Kadaj looked up from the floor. He had been… preoccupied.

"You messed up. Again. How do you do it?"

"Oh. She messed up. Was using me. I need… shower… Night."

Kadaj walked up the stairs in a confused, dreamlike state with his eyes glazed over, and Yazoo and Loz looked at each other, quizzically.

"Well, he never has been exactly normal."

A/N: Yay! I liked writing this! Now I have to think of a question... ok! Which of the silver haired men is hottest? If you are a heterosexual male, then perhaps you would prefer to answer, which of the FF7 girls is hottest? Your choice! Eric (P.S. sorry that the chapter's kinda short! My humble apologies!)