"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT, don't do the sorting without me! The great and grand Odelie Maddu...Maddup...Odelie!" yelled that Asian. Ron whispered to Harry, "What a sorry nut-case, she doesn't even know her own last name..."
Harry said back, "Yeah...there's something weird about this girl..." then he muttered under his breath, "oh-dell-e.."
"What was that, Harry?" Ron asked.
"Nothing." Harry didn't want to seem insane on his first day for knowing this person he doesn't even know. McGonigall whispered something to Odelie and Odelie yelled, "WHAT! How dare you start the sorting without me! I'm the only Asian in this damn school! Every one is British, so I'm the special one! I demand a re-do!"
"Gee, what a brat," Ron said. Then Draco Malfoy yelled out to Odelie and said, "No, your not special! The, "Boy Who Lived" is more special than you." He snickered. Harry blushed, he obviously loved the attention.
"OyVey! It just so happens that I'm the girl who lived! Now put that in your pipe and smoke it you douch bag!" Odelie yelled.
"What are you talking about?" He shot back.
"What the fuck do you mean what am I talking about! I mean exactly what I say! THE GIRL WHO LIVED! I'm a girl who lived against Voldewort!"
"You pronouced his name wrong, git."
"Uh...whatever, I still lived up against him. Infact...I hardly remember just because I was a baby...but all I remember was I fell off my moms broom and fell through some kids roof...and a bright green light...and I crawled out of some kids crib, and I was found on the streets and raised by a cat-crazed person named Miss Fig."
Harry had memories flooding back into his mind at the meer sight of his nightmare girl. How "Oh-Dell-E" had left him all alone, and she told him his parents were...dead...or R-A-P-E! Harry jumped up and yelled, "YOUR THE ONE WHO THREW THAT SKUNK AT ME! AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS MRS FIG!"
Odelie stared over at Harry, and then she had memories flooding back in her mind too. But she didn't want to look to crazy infront of everyone, so she waited to talk to him when they get outside in the halls or something. So Odelie was sorted into Gryfindor, then she went of to Harry when he was in a corner.
Then she said, "Whoa! Harry, long time to speak! Well technically we never spoken before...hey, I didn't know that I didn't leave the place where Voldewort tried to kill me. I thought I was far away from there! Boy was I wrong..."
"So you do remember me? I'm not going crazy? You really are...'the girl who lived.'"
"Yes, and you would be, 'the dead white boy' if I hadn't come along!"
"What? Dumbledore said it was because my mother loved me, that's why I lived."
"Well the old crack pot is an old crack pot! He doesn't know crap, young potty. I did a niffty spell with my wand and we were saved!"
"But...I thought no spell could reflect the killing curse..."
"Well...I'm a smart cookie. SO what have you been up to since I saved your life?"
"Being tortured...and you did leave the place where Voldemort tried to kill us. I had to live with my aunt and uncle."
"Oh, well I'm glad to hear your doing good."
"Didn't you even listen to what I was saying?"
"No."
"Well I think I should start making friends, everybody's gotta love the Asian!"
"What?"
"Nevermind, kid...I miss my friends..."
"You actually have friends?" Harry sounded so shocked.
"I...I...I thought you were my friend!" she pretended to cry.
"um..."
"just kidding, ol' cracky. I miss my friends, Molly, she's a white kid, just like you--"
"How nice..." he said sarcastically.
"Hey, don't interupt me! Then there's Keegan, she's a punky vegan--"
"Great combination, I'm sure."
"Hey you did it again! Then there's my friend Michelle, she's been out in the sun to long, just kidding, she's African American."
"No British friends?"
"yeah, you silly."
"Oh, boy."
"Hey! I saved you life remember! DOn't you back sass me!"
"Sorry...Oh-Dell-E" Harry laughed.
"Now I remember why I hate you, that's it, your gonna pay for this!"
"What, was your mummy hungry when naming you? Did you she ask your daddy to go to the delie to get some ham?"
"My dad died before I was born by a tragic meat incident," Odelie sobbed.
"Oh uh..."
"Sike!"
"god," Harry sighed, "please forgive me for things I might do to this girl."
"RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! HE'S GONNA RAPE ME!"
"Do you mean I'm gonna kill you!"
"Bitch, I know how to spell 'dead' now!"
"Go on then, spell dead."
"D...R-A-P-E! HARRY POTTER IS RAPING ME! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP" Harry quickly ran away and Odelie went off to phone MOlly.
PLEASE STAY TUNED! ARE YOU DYING TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS! Well...so am I...