She looks at me in disbelief, while I stare at her attempting to keep my expression smooth.
"So, what this was your secret get away?" She asks.
"No, not really. Mawmaw followed us one day. Gave us an earful too. But we still come here, even if just for a small soda." I reply shrugging.
"I don't believe your lying ass for a second." She replies.
"Well, piss off then." I shrug, unaffectedly sipping my soda.
I hear a chuckle coming from the booth next to ours and turn to give throw a bitch brow in the direction of the culprit, only to wish I hadn't turned at all.
"Bella? Isabella Swan?" The person calls.
"Fuck me." I mutter, scowling at the table.
"Yes, who wants to know?" I reply, carelessly.
"You don't remember me from school?" The person asks.
I shake my head, trying to be polite.
"Oh, for fucks sake!" Rosalie cries, annoyed. "She does remember you. She's trying to be polite and save you the embarrassment, Mike. Now fuck off, we're busy." Rosalie says.
"Hoe-sy, I think Bella can speak for herself. " he snips back.
"Woah, now. No need to be rude to the lady." Emmett inputs.
"Who the fuck are you?" Pencildick asks.
"Fuck, Mike, I was trying to be polite… you idiot, I don't want to fucking talk to you. I've told you that since we started high school… and keep disrespecting my sister and you'll be limpin' pimpin' you feel me?" I says.
"Frigid bitch." He mutters, as he slowly walks away.
"Oh that does it." I say, shoving Rosalie out of the way, before I slide out of the booth to follow the fuckwit.
I quickly reach him and turn him by the shoulder. He quickly realizes what's about to happen, and flinches back, but I'm too quick. I make a fist, and draw it back.
The uppercut that I give him causes him to fall forward but I quickly draw up my knee, hitting his stomach, and draw up my knee once more to knee him in the stones. Finally my elbow connects with his back and he falls to the ground groaning.
I don't know what happens next since I'm suddenly encased in a pair of muscular arms.
"Calm the fuck down, Baby Bells, or Eddie here is going to have to arrest you for assault. " Emmett says as he pulls me back towards the booth, shoving me in before he squeezes himself on and sits down next to me.
"Fuck, I don't know what came over me. I'm usually not this violent, but when someone comes after my family, I go apeshit." I mutter, putting my head into my hands.
"Hey, no judgment here, if you hadn't done that I know I would have kicked his ass." Emmett says cheerfully.
"Oh fuck, Rose are you alright?" I ask, concerned.
She laughs in response, "Perfectly fine." She responds as Suzy comes out with the food.
"Oh, where did your handsome friend fellow go?" She asked as she set all the food down on the table.
"Oh, he's handling a perp who was verbally assaulting the girls. Don't worry, Jack is almost here to pick up the trash." Emmett replays as he adds salt to the burger, before taking a massive bite out of the ginormous burger.
"Oh, good to know. I'll let Kal know what happened. " she says scurrying to the back.
"Wait… isn't Edward off duty, right now?" Rosalie asks, biting into her burger, juices running down her chin.
Her tongue peeks out to lick off the greasy juices, causing Emmett to groan.
"I think I'm in love. Marry me." He gasps, clasping both of his paws over his chest.
"You'd have a better chance as a friend." I mutter under my breath.
A throat clearing causes all three of us to turn our head simultaneously.
"What did I miss?" Edward says as Emmet traded his plate with his so he can sit next to me.
"Nothing. Just Emmett proposing Rosalie, and her accepting. Congratulations, we're going to be in laws." I say deadpanned.
"Oh, that much huh?" He replies as he digs into his burger.
"Sweet Jeebus. " I groan, dropping my head into my hands, biting my lower lip to hold back to groan.