Summary: short crazy stories about the things naruto characters would never do or say
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto but if I did that would be so awesome
Kiba was walking down the street when suddenly he heard a stampede coming his way.
It was rock lee's fan girls and they were chasing lee
"OMG its rock lee" screamed kiba at the top of his lungs then he fainted
Then the doctors had to send him to the hospital since he gave himself a concussion.
"This is the tenth time this week" said a doctor
"Rock lee is just too irresistible" said the nurse
Meanwhile temari was walking with kankuro when they heard music playing in the background
"I love you" said Barney
"You love me" said Gaara
"We're a happy family" said Gaara and Barney at the same time
(twitch) "just back away slowly kankuro and maybe they won't see us" said temari horrified
As temari and kankuro were walking the other way they saw shino
"Eww gross it's a bug" said shino "die you stupid bug (smashes the bug with his foot) I better not see another bug or I'll be forced to kill the next person I see"
"Umm I think we better walk another way" said kankuro
"Good idea" said temari
"Hey look another bug" said shino
"RUN" said temari
"Finally we are away from that freak" said temari
"Oh look there's naruto the future hokage" said temari "naruto is my idol because he believes in his dreams and he wants to become the hokage"
"What's wrong with you temari being hokage is the stupidest thing I have ever heard" said naruto
"Wait naruto you are always giving a speech about being the hokage someday" said kankuro
"Stop playing with your puppet and clean your ears" said naruto walking away
"Man this day has been really weird" said temari
"Hey look there's sasuke" said kankuro
"Are you sure that's sasuke" said temari "look at him he is wearing hot pink"
"God temari, you so do not know about fashion didn't you know that hot pink is the new black" said sasuke appearing right behind them
Then when sasuke was walking away there was a piece of paper that read I am a loser for wearing hot pink please kick me
"Ok" said ino coming out of nowhere and beating the crap out of him
"This has been the weirdest day of my life" said temari
Then she heard out of nowhere temari wake up temari wake up
Temari woke up from her dream and said "that was the weirdest dream I have ever had"
But when she looked out the window she saw kiba walking and a stampede of lee's fan girls off in the distance
That is where I will end this weird and short story/chapter
Peace out
roxstar12