Sorry for the long wait I'm sorry I suck I know

Naruto was in his office he was now the hokage well that's what most people thought

Naruto was waiting silently watching the powerpuff girls since sasuke suggested it then he heard a knock on his door

"man and it was getting to the good part" said naruto "come in…I guess"

it was sakura

"hey naruto no time no see" said sakura

"you worthless human I will destroy you" said naruto

"umm okay naruto whatever you say" said sakura

"bow down to me before i…before i…beat u up with my ramen!" said naruto

"you freak and to think I came to visit you well forget it!" said sakura and then went out of the office

"yeah that's right walk away WALK AWAY!" said naruto "peace at last"

knock knock knock

"man who is it this time" said naruto "come in"

it was temari

"hokage u need to really control lee's fangirls because they are going mad" said temari "wait your not the hokage your just naruto…wheres the hokage"

"what r u talking about I am the hokage" said naruto

"like a worthless ramen loving freak can become the hokage ha you make me laugh" said temari

"ok who told you that I wasn't the hokage" said naruto

"you the hokage" said temari

"yeah you are right and I can't believe people fell for it" said naruto "people these days are idiots

"so wheres the hokage" asked temari

"oh he went to disneyland" said naruto "he said he had to…he said he had to meet mickey mouse and told me to take over" said naruto

"well there was no point in coming here then" said temari then she left and naruto watched powerpuff girls again

shikamaru was walking around when he saw lee who was hiding in some bushes and then saw sasuke running through a meadow of flowers

"hey sasuke there is a new beauty salon do you want to go" said shikamaru

"oh I'm so sorry shikamaru but I have a pedicure appointment at noon and I just can't afford to miss it…what color do u think I should get" said sasuke "I was thinking maybe a baby blue"

"I say a hot pink" said shikamaru

"omg thank you so much" said sasuke "no wonder they call you a genius"

sakura and ino were walking by and they saw shikamaru and sasuke walking to the pedicure place

"I heard lee was around here" said ino

"we have to find him" said sakura

"he is so irresistible!" said ino

"is that him behind that bush!" said sakura

"OMG ITS LEE" screamed ino

"oh no I'm am being chased by the two ugliest women in konoha" said lee "it burns the living flesh!"

(now back to temari)

gaara bumped into temari on her way home

"gaara what are you doing" said temari who saw gaara playing with Barbie dolls

"just playing with my dolls" said gaara

"NOOOO" said temari " what happened to your Malibu Barbie" screamed temari who was looking at the Malibu Barbie who was messed up her hair was cut really bad and her clothes were in shreds

"well you see she was cheating on ken so ken beat the crap out of her" said gaara

"umm…how should I put this….ken did the right thing" said temari with a tear in her eye

that ends this story

sorry if it sucked really bad I didn't have any ideas so I was writing it as I go

thanks to all the people who reviewed I really appreciate it even though I don't have many reviews I would like to have more but don't worry I won't keep you waiting for more reviews and then write the next chapter so I will try to write soon

peace out!