A/N: A stupid story, I have warned you! My brother and my friend think that Ranmaru Mori is a girl, but I know he's a boy. So basically that's what the story is about. My brother is Masamune Date because he's small, my friend is Ina because she's her favourite character and I'm Oichi because she's my favourite! This is not historically accurate or whatever, I have warned you that it is stupid…
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!
Looks Aren't Everything
Ina, Masamune and Oichi were walking down the street when they walked past Ranmaru Mori.
"Hey! Did you see that weird looking chick?" Masamune said.
"That wasn't a chick." Oichi said, but because she was so young no one believed her.
"Hey, wanna keep an eye on her?" Masamune asked. Ina nodded – why was she interested in a person that she believed was a girl?
So Masamune, Ina and Oichi spied on Ranmaru for a while.
"It is a man!" Oichi cried. "Can't you see that he hasn't got any boobs!"
"Well neither have you really." Masamune said. Oichi looked mad.
"She could just have really tiny ones." Ina suggested.
"NO! NO! NO!" Oichi shouted. "Why won't you listen!" They just chose to ignore the last comment.
"Lord Mitsuhide!" they heard Ranmaru say.
"That's quite a deep voice!" Masamune said. "For a woman. Although you can hear that it's a bit high."
"And besides Oichi, can't you see her lovely hair and the decoration?" Ina asked.
"Yeah, well what about Mitsuhide? He has long hair that is nice." Oichi pointed out.
"Hey! Look at this, Nobunaga is touching her face!" Masamune said.
"He's gay?" Oichi suggested. "But brother's married."
"Hey, now Mitsuhide's touching her."
"Gay?" Oichi said.
"But look at her clothes." Ina said.
"Oh, well anyone can wear them clothes," Oichi said. "Come with me." They followed Oichi over to Ranmaru.
"Hi Oichi." Ranmaru said.
"Hi Ranmaru, tell these two that you're a guy and not a girl." Oichi said.
"I AM A MAN! GET IT INTO YOUR HEADS!" Ranmaru said.
"Alright we believe you." Ina and Masamune cowered in fear from Ranmaru shouting his head off.
A/N: Well review please. Yes I am perfectly aware that this is not historical and that it is stupid and that Ranmaru is a man. (Stares at computer waiting for angry reviews)