Harry Potter thinks he's gansta

I do not own any harry potter related stuff. That is all.

Chapter one: Phone calls, yall!

This might contain some (If you think it is) racist humor( which i totally dont mean. Its all in good reading). If you are easily offended, then dont read. And there is a lot of wordsI use that are not in the dictionary, because well, it isnt in there.

"Chello?"

"Harry? Is that you?"

" Yeah homie, who dis?"

"Hermione."

"Oh sup chicka, how you and Ron ridin'?

"Riding?"

"You know, the whole bo thing."

" Oh you mean how is our relationship?"

"Yeah dawg"

" It's great. I guess. Harry, why are you talking weird?"

"What playa? Im out with my fellas lookin for boyz right now in the hood."

" What are you talking about? Ever since you moved out to LA, you've been different."

"Honey, you trippin'. Nothin' aint wrong wit me."

BANGBANG

"HARRY! I heard gunshots. Are you ok?"

" This gangsta won't die, hold on a sec, shortie."

BANGBANG

"Harry? You didn't just…."

dead phone line

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"Hello?"

" Hey 'Mione. You called me earlier. You sounded upset."

"Hey Ron. Something is up with Harry. We need to go visit him."

"'Mione, I am pretty sure Harry is capable of taking care of himself. Let me talk to him first, and if you still think something is up, we will apparate as soon as possible."

"Thanks, Ron. Love you."

"Love you, too. Bye."

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"Chello?"

"Harry, its Ron."

"Ron, homeboy, hows it crackin'?"

"Its, uh, crackin really good."

" Cool, cool."

" So how's life in LA?"

"Its off the hook, dawg. You should crash at my crib soon."

"We'll consider it."

"Aight', playa. Hit you up lata."

"Aight- I mean alright playa- I mean, Harry, I'll talk to you later."

" Peace."

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" Department of Elfish Welfare, this is Hermione Granger."

" Hermione, its Ron."

" Oh hey. Did you talk to Harry?"

"Yeah. I see what you mean. We need to head over there. Something is, different."

"I told you. Meet you at home?"

"Aight- I mean alright. See you there."

"Love you, bye."

If people like it, I am going to continue, but if no one reviews, then i wont.I love hearing peoples feedback, so don't hesitate!