Something's NOT Right
" NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" moaned Harry. He had never expected this. Nothing would of helped anyway. Nothing could have possibly prepared him for this terrible moment. Harry was feeling more pain and grief at that moment than when he was tortured. He could not believe that his own father could have done all of those terrible things. "No," he said, "You lie!" Voldemort looked surprised. "How did you know? Your right, I am not your father. That was just to trick you. I am actually you father's cousin's sister's mother's son's uncle's nephew's brother's butler. What does that make us? Absolutely nothing! Now \I will kill you with my absolutely horrible super torturing spell!" Voldemort then said "toturious tickliuos!" A weird sensation came over Harry. He felt giddy and funny. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!" he laughed .
"What the …" though Voldemort that wasn't supposed to happen. DAMN. This is gonna ruin my whole reputation of a evil dark wizard! Now the Dark Wizard monthly club won't let me join! Must not let them know, must not let them know, MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW!
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A/N Hoped you liked it! I'm gonna add more chapters later! Feel free to put your comments on the review thingamajig!