The plot hasn't been totally revealed yet, just so you know, but there will be a bit more revealed in this chapter of mine. Thanks a lot for the reviews again and it's only been about two weeks, and 257 hits? Nice. Hope you enjoy. Sorry it'll take me longer to write because one, I think I'm losing my edge, two because it is school.
"Hello boys," a voice cackled evilly.
Everyone froze and the music skidded to a halt. They all turned their head to see the owner of the voice. There at the entrance to the party stood the Kanker sisters arms folded across their chests. Marie winked at everyone and a fiendish smile curled across her lips. Sarah and Jimmy backed into a corner.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ed yelled in utter panic and horror and ran around in circles around his dance partner Rolf (as mentioned in the 2nd chapter). Rolf looked at Ed strangely, like Ed had sprouted a turnip out of his right ear.
"What is wrong connected-eyebrow Ed boy? Do you have a turnip in your ear, for surely your screams of pain would have to have mean that," Rolf inquired, stopping Ed by grabbing the back of the collar of his jacket. Rolf curiously picked him up like Double dee would have picked up an oddly shaped leaf.
"RUN AWAY!" Ed yelled blowing Rolf away comically. Rolf then dropped Ed and fell with a circle of stars haloing his head. As if on cue May pounced on the screaming Ed boy. Meanwhile Eddy had dived under the snack table, hiding underneath the tablecloth shivering with fear.
"Hi lover boy," said the red haired Kanker sister that was already waiting for him. She was carefully applying a new layer of lipstick.
"AAAHHHH!" Eddy screamed from underneath the table and banged his head. He ran out with several lipstick marks covering his face. Lee stuck out her head puckering and making strange sucking noises.
Double dee sat curled up in his chair too paralyzed to move away from Marie Kanker that was looming over him. She was about to plant a large smooch on her "husband" when he was saved.
"Enough!" Nazz yelled causing everyone to stop what he or she was doing. Everyone but the Kankers was happy about this.
"Now this is my birthday party and I don't what it ruined!" Nazz shouted. "I invited the Kankers so they can stay, but dude, you have got to lay off the Eds," Nazz said starting to calm down. Ed, Edd, and Eddy each felt their heart pang from the fact that Nazz was standing up for them.
"Just the Eds?" Marie said seductively looking at Rolf, stars still orbiting his head.
"Everyone, dude. This is my B-day and I want everyone to have an awesome time, so lets party and not cause trouble cause that'll be so not cool," Nazz continued. Marie looked at Rolf and Double dee highly miffed.
"So what if we don't," argued Lee sneering. Eddy meanwhile was trying to break free from Lee's hug of doom, but Lee held strong.
"I have the power to ask you to leave as it is my birthday. Like, my mom put me in charge dudes. I am so the boss," Nazz told her. The Kankers were annoyed even more with that "ugly, blonde valley-girl". Lee finally let go of Eddy who fell and then ran back under the snack table. May also let go of her Ed and stomped off to the snack table where she shoved the entire bowl of chips in her mouth and chewed the chips and bowl with a glazed, bored look on her face. Kevin put in a swinging CD in the CD player. Jonny, Plank and Jimmy went back on the dance floor in a flash as the two people who where hogging the floor before were now not particularly in the mood. Rolf was now sitting down on one of the chairs dazed and Ed had joined Eddy under the snack table. Marie however saw a fun little loophole.
"Wanna dance Double dee?" Marie asked glaring at the petrified boy still in the chair as if daring him to say no. Double dee shook his head so fast it looked like it was vibrating. Marie's eyes narrowed.
"Are you waiting for Nazz to ask you or something!" she roared then she smiled. "Come on, sweet thing. It'll be fun." Marie then grabbed Double dee by the arm and dragged him on the dance floor.
Lee and May saw this and grabbed their boys from underneath the snack table and pulled them out in one swoop. Jimmy, Plank and Jonny were again forced off the dance floor grumbling. May swung Ed around her head and pulled him close. She reached to the grass with her mouth and grasped a random dandelion in her teeth and started to forcibly tango. Lee held Eddy close rocking back and forth moving continuously around the dance floor, though Eddy's feet weren't touching the ground. Eddy was leaning as far back as possible but was limply obedient. Could be worse. He could have not been at Nazz's party or he could have been dancing with Marie. Marie was swinging Double dee every which way, more like a lasso then any thing else. Her dancing required more room than Ed or Rolf. Double dee wasn't thinking how it could have been worse. Actually the only thing he was concentrating on was not throwing up. He had already turned a pale shade of green. Then in a mixed blessing Marie lost her grip on his arm and he went flying under the snack table.
"Ow," he moaned. He had hit his head on the wall that the snack table was next to. He rubbed his head and looked down and saw a little red book.
"What was a book doing on the ground under a snack table at Nazz's house?" asked Double dee to him self. "Strange it has no title, no author. I wonder if it's Nazz's." He started to casually flip through the pages then a sentence caught this eye. He dropped it as if it were contaminated when a hand that had obviously belonged to Marie reached underneath the snack table.
"Come out here and dance with me, cutie," Marie cackled her hand reaching ever closer to Double dee.
"No thank you, I think I'd like to stay under the snack table thank you," Double dee stuttered.
"If he wants to stay under the snack table, let him stay under the snack table," Double dee heard Nazz's voice say. "And I told you, if you make trouble I will kick you out. I don't think Ed or Eddy want to dance with you either."
Slowly Double dee went out from the tablecloth and saw Nazz in a whole new light.
"Just kick them out Nazz!" Sarah said. "They're ruining the whole party." Sarah had been playing with her dolls the whole time and eating cookies in the corner of the yard. She wasn't really affected whether or not the Kankers stayed or left. Nazz knew she couldn't. Her mom would ground her if she found out she kicked people out of her birthday party. Yes, her mother would ground her kid on her birthday. This whole thing was just a bluff.
"Nazz, I think we will be fine," Double dee said nervously looking at his feet.
"Are you crazy Double dee!" Eddy yelled from the entanglement of Lee's arms.
"I'm not in my happy place, guys!" Ed shouted. Nazz looked at the boys concerned.
"You sure?" Nazz asked, secretly she couldn't be happier.
"I need to talk to Ed and Eddy if you don't mind. Privately," Double dee continued to speak to his shoes.
"Sure," Nazz smiled brightly thinking she completely understood. "My bathroom just down the hall, be sure to come back. There is a lock on that door to protect you from Lee, May or Marie."
Double dee nodded and the two other Ed boys were reluctantly set free. Lee, Marie, and May were not having the good time they were hoping for. The same person they wanted to make miserable was bossing them around and they were banned from doing practically anything with their "husbands". If they chose out right disobedience then they would get kicked out.
The three boys had made it to Nazz's bathroom and Double dee locked the door behind.
"So what's the big idea, Double dee!" Eddy yelled. "You want us to be put in the same room as the Kankers!" Double dee started to tremble. He was acting as if Nazz was in the room with them. He stuttered and no audible words came out because of the new information he now possessed. He gulped and slowly returned to his normal self.
"Gentlemen, I have found a book that might interest you. I have read only two sentences myself and I don't intend for any of us to read anymore. You see, my fine fellows, I had stumbled on a book under the snack table that said 'I saw that Ed boy today again. He is so ...'" Double dee took a second to bring himself to what he was about to say.
"…hot."
There was silence for a few seconds. Both Eddy and Ed were very confused.
"Am I on fire?" Ed asked tilting his head. Double dee slapped his head. Eddy looked at both of them still very confused.
"Don't you realize what this is!" Double dee shouted. Eddy was more confused then ever. Ed was on fire, what?
"He is on fire?" Eddy asked gesturing to Ed. Double dee couldn't believe how thick they were. Or maybe he was just too smart. He spelled it out for them.
"We are the Ed boys! Someone wrote in a journal that one of us is … attractive. And whose diary do you think it is?" Double dee asked hoping that Ed and Eddy had a stand of reason in them.
"It's probably Nazz saying how hot I am," Eddy mused himself.
"That's RIGHT!" Double dee exclaimed pleased he got the point across.
"WHAT!" Eddy shouted in total shock. He was just being his normal egotistical self, not seriously believing what he had said himself. "Are you saying that you have proof that Nazz likes me!"
"Well, this is her house, I'd expect that the said diary found in her backyard would be hers. And not necessarily you my friend, but any of the three of us as she failed to specify which one of us she has affections for," the brainy boy stated.
"Soooo… I'm not on fire?" Ed asked. Double dee could not believe it. Ed still didn't get it. Then again it was Ed.
"Well, I'm going out there and asking her who she likes, though I think the answer is obvious," Eddy smiled starting to walk out the door.
"NO! The Mistresses of Make-Out will eat you alive!" Ed shouted very panicked and tackled Eddy to the ground.
"Oh, right the Kankers," Eddy said much annoyed. "Well, we will just have to kick them out."
"But we can't do that Eddy," Double dee argued.
"Why on earth not!" Eddy shouted struggling to get away from the protective grip of the lump.
"Because it is simply part of the plot."
"What are you taking about!"
"The writer wants the three of us to try to find out who Nazz likes while dodging the Kankers sisters."
"If you know that, then why don't you just tell us who Nazz likes!"
"Because it is not part of the plot for me to know that."
"Well, then the writer is stupid," Eddy huffed. Both Ed and Double dee stared in shock and silence.
"You insulted the writer," Double dee said in disbelief.
"You waked the wrath of Evil Tim! Hit the decks! Raise the anchor! Stop the demon chocolate mouse men from Venus reach the Earth's caramel core!" Ed shouted shaking Eddy until stars floated around him.
"So! Evil Tim doesn't exist and the writer is STUPID!" Eddy shouted defiantly. Ed immediately dropped him in fear for his own safety. Suddenly a lightning bolt hit Eddy on the head and he went BBBBBBZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT. Then it stopped and he sat there looking fried.
"Ow my head," Eddy grumbled rubbing the spot where the lightning struck.
"Strange that lightning would strike you as we are indoors and there isn't even a cloud in the sky outside. I would have thought the writer would have used a more logical way of revenge," Double dee wondered aloud.
"It's the demon chocolate mouse men from Venus!" Ed shouted.
"It's the writer!" Double dee insisted.
"IT'S ROLF'S PHONE!" Eddy screamed in horror.
"Enough with the phone, Eddy! It is the writer and I really do think we should return to the party and say that the Kankers can stay!" Double dee ordered.
"No way! They are leaving!" Eddy yelled. A second lightning bolt came from nowhere and struck Eddy on the head again. Eddy's head spun around a few times and then he collapsed.
"So who thinks the Kankers should stay?" Eddy said weakly from the floor.
"Party at Nazz's house!" Ed exclaimed.
That is my fourth chapter and longest one to boot. This is where my personal editor takes over. Let him write his notes here. Dang, he is too busy so I guess this is the unedited version.