Okay you filthy mortals, here's part 2 of chapter 1 (confusing huh?)

Do I have to do the Disclaimer? Aww dammit! Ok...

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, but I own HELL! MUAHAHAHA!

"Ok, lemme get this straight." Inuyasha said, looking at the three. He scratched behind his doggy ears and pointed at Kurayami. They were still In Kurayami's house, and in Kurayami's dark room.

"Kurayami," He said to her.

"No shit." Kurayami snapped.

Then he pointed at Maru-sha, "Maru-sha,"

"No autographs please." Maru-sha joked.

Then Chiyo, who was staring at him with big googly eyes. "Chiyo." In response, she simply fainted. 'He said my name!' she thought, smiling.

"Yeah," Kurayami said emotionless. "That's Chiyo." There was a long silence. Everyone was looking at each other, a bit surprised. No one said a word, everyone just thought about each other.

'Damn, Inuyasha is fat.' Kurayami thought jokingly.

'Chiyo is so dark, what is she?' Sango wondered.

'I hope Miroku won't lay a hand on my butt.' Maru-sha thought nervously.

'Kurayami is a Goth I know it!' Kagome thought.

'Shippo is tinier than I thought! How do they know he's there all the time?' Chiyo-chan wondered.

'Why am I surrounded by humans?' Sesshomaru wondered angrily.

'Why is my brother here?' Inuyasha thought annoyed.

'Thank you, Buddha!' Miroku thought happily.

'Rin is cute.' Shippo thought, looking at Rin.

'Shippo is cute.' Rin thought, looking at Shippo.

Jaken doesn't think (at all).

'I will make Kurayami my bride!' Naraku thought excitedly.

'Meow!' Kirara meowed in her head.

Kurayami broke the silence. "What's the matter? Never seen a Black person before?" Silence. "Or maybe people that are proportionally larger that you?" She walked over to Maru-sha and rested her arm on her shoulder. Still more silence.

"Welcome to America 2006!" Chiyo-chan said randomly.

"AMERICA? It's 2006?" Inuyasha and the rest screamed. Everyone went hysterical. Kagome sat on floor and cried for her momma. Jaken rambled about nothing. Sesshomaru and Naraku asked Kurayami if she had any anti-aging cream ("Hell no!" she replied annoyed.) Everyone else just had a panic attack. Maru-sha tried to calmly quiet them down. They "hushed" them; they said "shut-up". Nothing worked, but Kurayami just let a bit of her legendary rage out.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kurayami screamed, and everyone was silent. Trust me, when she says shut up like that, you have to shut up. "Now, I know everyone is scared, but y'all got a lot of adjusting to do. But first, I want to know how y'all got into my fucking house!"

Inuyasha's gang threw Inuyasha a he-did-it look, and Koga pointed at him. Maru-sha and Chiyo-chan looked at Inuyasha too, wanting to know if he did it. Kurayami grabbed the large knife from her dresser and stood there menacingly with it. At first Inuyasha didn't care if got stabbed. The scrawny thing won't hurt, he thought. But when he looked at her facial expression, he got scared. Really, really, REALLY scared. 'That's worse than Sesshomaru's!' He thought.

"Okay, okay, I broke into you're house." Inuyasha cried, "But it was an accident! I sensed Naraku in your house, and I thought it was a sliding door! So I…" He looked at Kurayami. "Kicked it open." Kurayami then passed the evil glare to Naraku. Naraku also got scared and looked at the floor.

"I teleported." Naraku whispered to the floor. Kurayami just nodded her head.

"Okay, I understand. But in America, only shops, libraries, and some important buildings have sliding doors." Kurayami said coldly. "But everywhere else, no. And since you're from Feudal Japan and don't know any better, I'll let you slide." Naraku and Inuyasha sighed in relief. 'But that still doesn't explain why you're here in AMERICA.'Kurayami thought, 'But who cares.'

"Now if you guys want, you can watch some T.V." She added. She picked up the remote from her bed and turned it on. "Press this button to change channels," She pressed the channel button and it turned to BET. "And press this button to turn the volume up." She presses the volume button to turn it up, and then down. "I'm going to go raid the fridge." Before she can even open the refrigerator, Maru-sha walked up to her with a worried face.

"I think turning to BET is a bad idea, look." She said worried. Kurayami gave her a confused face. Then she remembered something.

"OH MY GOD!" Kurayami yelled.

Well mortals, that's part 2! If you guys watch BET then you'll know what we're talking about. I don't care if you review, but if you do, NO FLAMES OR I'LL KILL YOU! Seriously, I'll kill you.

Next chapter: "Rin Learns to be Evil"