Disclaimer: Okay, let's get this straight. I don't, nor will I ever, own Naruto. So there.

A/N: It may be a stupid fic, but I'm really working hard on it so please review! Also, please read my other fic. It's really short, but I do like getting feedback on what I do.

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All the young ninjas are going to summer camp! They all arrive in a puff of smoke (as ninjas do).

All: -coughcoughcough-

Ino: Why the crud do we always have to appear in a puff of smoke?

Lee: There has to be a better way.

Kiba: I think I'm getting lung cancer.

The smoke clears and they all stand around awkwardly.

Naruto: So, what now?

Sakura: Don't we go to a cabin or something?

Naruto: How do we know where to go?

Shino: Didn't they send us a schedule in the mail?

Kiba: So THAT'S what it was! Damn, I'm screwed.

All: Me too.

Neji: I guess we just pick our own cabins then.

They all split up and start to pick out their favorite cabins. Ino went off to join Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten while Chouji and Shikamaru went looking for their own cabin.

Shikamaru: Hey Chouji, what about this one?

Chouji: Sure whatever.

They open the door and sitting on one of the bunks is Gaara!

Shikamaru: Hey, aren't you Gaara?

Gaara: HISSSSSS! MY CABIN! GET OUT!

Shikamaru and Chouji quickly shut the door.

Shikamaru: Oooooookay. How about we try a different one?

They leave and then they hear a scream coming from Gaara's cabin from Neji and Lee.

Chouji: That's Gaara's cabin!

Lee and Neji: WE KNOW!

In the end, they all found a good cabin that wasn't Gaara's, and they went to the mess hall. Neji and Lee had several scratches from Gaara's sand.

Temari: HAHA! I see you found Gaara's cabin.

Neji: Shut up.

Just then, all the Jounin senseis appear in a puff of smoke.

All: -coughcoughcough-

Sasuke: This smoke thing has got to go!

Kiba: My lungs! They burn! -collapses-

Gai: All right everyone! It's the spring time of youth! Come! Let us train our bodies so we may feel youthful!

Kakashi: -sigh- Gai, this is summer camp. The kids are supposed to have fun.

Gai: Oh. In that case, LET'S PARTY!

A disco ball lowers and everyone jumps up to dance to the loud music that's coming from nowhere. After 30 seconds of insane break dancing and "getting jiggy with it", they all get bored and go back to their cabins.

Naruto: Ooooh! It's finally dark outside! Time for scary stories!

Shikamaru: Talking is way too troublesome.

Chouji: FOOD! I NEED FOOD!

Sasuke: No you don't, you're already as big as a whale.

Chouji: ROAAAAWWWRRRR!

Sasuke: o-0

Naruto: Um, guys, what about the scary stories?

Sasuke: Oh yeah! I have one! Once upon a time, in a place very far away there lived a heard of magical unicorns.

Shikamaru: Unicorns?

Sasuke: SHUT UP AND LET ME TELL THE STORY! Yes, unicorns. These unicorns were very happy because they had a never-ending stack of carrots. One day, a family of evil rabbits came and devoured the carrots, making the unicorns very sad. Then the butterflies came...

Naruto: Sasuke, that story sucks.

Sasuke: -cries-

Suddenly, Orochimaru appears in a puff of smoke.

Chouji: GACK! More smoke!

Orochimaru: Hey guys, I've got a story. Want to hear?

All: ZOMG! IT'S SNAKE DUDE! RUN!

They all run out of the cabin in their underwear screaming like little girls.

Orochimaru: -sigh- Why do they always run?

After getting lonely, Orochimaru disappeared leaving Naruto, Sasuke, Chouji, and Shikamaru free to return to the cabin, but not without an escort from the girls.

Sakura: Jeez, you guys are wimps.

Naruto: B-b-but Sakura! It was that creepy snake dude!

Tenten: Deal with it.

After all the chaos, everyone settled down enough to go to sleep. What new adventures will tomorrow bring?