Kurayami ran to the door of her room. The door was closed, but she didn't close it. 'What the hell?' she thought. But before she can open it…

SPLASH!

Water came pouring out her room! There was so much water, her house turned into an indoor swimming pool. Water was everywhere and things started to float. Luckily for her, the water went up only to her knees, because she can't swim. Ready to hurt someone, Kurayami walked through the water and into her room. But soon she realized something horrible. It wasn't water…it was DROOL! Apparently, Miroku, Inuyasha, Koga, Naraku, Jaken, Sesshomaru, and sadly, Shippo were drooling their salivary glands out. What's even worse is that they picked up some words…and actions…

"Yo, Kurayami!" Naraku called. "Come hurr and shake dat ass for me!"

"WHAT? EXCUSE ME?" Kurayami screamed at him. Kurayami looked at the T.V. screen. They were watching the "Rodeo" music video by Juvenile. 'I knew it.' She thought.

Then she turned from the T.V. to Chiyo-chan, who was "Backing her thang up" against Inuyasha, and he's enjoying it.

"CHIYO-CHAN!" Maru-sha and Kurayami hollered at her. Chiyo stopped in surprise and pretended she was innocent. "What the hell is going on?" Kurayami asked in an angry tone. Kurayami and Maru-sha joined Sango, Kagome, and Rin on Kurayami's bed. Kurayami had to pull Chiyo away from Inuyasha and make her get on the large, black bed.

"Well, after you left," Sango told them, "this odd little picture show came on called 'Big Pimpin'' and started showing women with such ridiculous clothes on shaking their bottoms. They must be cold, because they were nearly naked!"

"Sango and I were disgusted at how these women carry themselves here," Kagome added. "And then Miroku started to rub the T.V. screen, Koga and Inuyasha tried to jump into the screen, and poor Shippo learned words he shouldn't be learning!"

"Don't be hatin', ho!" Shippo said, clinging onto a floating black pillow for dear life.

"See? And now this junk came on."

"Why didn't you change the channel?" Kurayami asked.

"They guarded the remote-thing," Sango said looking at the brainwashed boys. "With swords." Kurayami just smacked herself on her forehead with her hand.

"Well, I know this looks wrong, but this is what makes these kinds of music videos popular: Bitches. Nowadays…sex sells, and it can't be helped." Kurayami stated.

"That's why I don't watch this crap." Maru-sha said.

Rin was quiet, she was just drawing pictures of lovely little pink flowers and happy faces (UGH I can't believe I had to write that!) on Kurayami's drawing pad. Then Shippo sailed over to Rin, flashing a smile.

"Yo, yo Rin, baby!" Shippo said jumping from the wet pillow and onto the bed, sitting next to her. "Why don't you join me in the next room so we can play?"

"No," Rin spoke up, but not looking away from the drawing pad. "No thank you."

Shippo got mad. "What, bitch? I'm a man! You're supposed to do what I tell you to do, you damn slut! Now get on the pillow and let's go!"

Poor Rin just started crying, and surprisingly, Kurayami came to the rescue! "If she doesn't want to play then just leave her alone!" Kurayami scolded. "And you ain't no man, you're a BOY!" Kurayami then pushed him off the bed and into the pool of drool (yes it's still there), making a small splash. "Talking like you're Sesshomaru…I don't think so! Next time I'm going to throw you into the trash can so they can incinerate you on Thursday if you talk like that again!"

This time, Shippo was the one who cried his eyes out. He swam (can he swim? If not, he does now) away into the living room. Rin looked at Kurayami and punched her in the arm, which actually hurts. "That wasn't very nice!" Rin said.

"Look, kid," Kurayami said calmly, but with an angry tone. "Nice isn't going to get you anywhere. It's those who are mean and malevolent who get by. We use it to defend ourselves get us what we want, and being this way also helps us decide who's an enemy and who's worth talkin' to. Then she rubbed the spot on her arm that Rin had hit. "Since I see, and feel, potential in you, I'll teach you what I know about being evil. Besides, isn't there someone you want to get rid of, if you know what I mean?"

Rin thought about it. 'Jaken is always saying Rin is a pain in the butt, when he's the one who's the pain.' Then an idea sprung. 'If I learn to be evil, the lord will be so proud of Rin! And we'll never see Jaken again!' "Okay!" Rin said, smiling. Kurayami was a little surprised.

"Okay, but one thing though," Kurayami said to Rin, who was hugging her. "Don't smile so much and hugging is totally wrong."

"Okay." Rin said, NOT smiling. "When do we begin?"

"Tomorrow, when it isn't so wet and we get male cooperation." Kurayami looked from her to the men, who was still in the drool and started licking the screen. Rin saw them too, but Kurayami quickly covered her eyes. "Eh, you didn't have to see that…"

(The next day)

The drool finally disappeared and the floors were sparkly clean and dry. Maru-sha and Chiyo-chan went back to their own homes. The boys finally stopped watching those horrible rap music videos for good; thanks to Kurayami's bashing therapy (Inuyasha said his bruises have bruises have bruises have bruises). Rin got up early enough to prepare herself for lessons. She ate her breakfast and waited on Kurayami, who woke up right after her.

"Ok Rin, you ready for your lessons?" Kurayami asked.

"Ready!" Rin replied. Kurayami showed Rin a list of lessons:

Cursing and Bad Names

Threatening People

Fighting

Framing People

Pretending to be Innocent

"Were going to start of easy," Kurayami said. She took a red pen and pointed to number 1 with it. "Cursing and bad names. You should take a few notes, Rin, so you'll remember these. There are seven basic curse words: damn, hell, shit, bitch, bastard, ass, and the worst one of all, fuck."

Rin just wrote them done furiously, 'Damn, hell, shit…' she thought, trying to remember.

"There are more, but we'll start with the basics. Each one of them has a meaning of course. "Damn" is just an adjective. "Hell" just refers to where my dad, Satan lives, "Shit" can mean 'crap', 'dung,' things like that. "Bitch" is not only a girl dog, but a girl who is a pain. "Bastard" is the male version of that. Ass used to mean a donkey, but now it means 'butt'. Now "fuck" can be an adjective, noun, and a verb. It's kind of hard to put into words, but I found a little movie on the internet about it! Watch and learn."

(An hour later)

Rin was dismissed by Kurayami for the day. She remembered everything Kurayami taught her. 'I'm hungry…Rin wants some ramen.' Rin thought, as she walked into the living room. Rin was so deep in thought that she bumped into Shippo, who was going to talk to her anyway.

"Hey!" Rin yelled at him. Shippo timidly looked at her and showed her some flowers.

"Rin I'm—" Shippo stuttered, he was then cut of by Rin's new words.

"Watch where the hell you're goin', you damn bastard!" Rin growled. She was really convincing!

"But…I'm sorry." Shippo tried to give her the flowers.

"Get lost, asshole! And you can keep the fucking flowers!" Rin hollered. Tears filled Shippo's eyes. Those words hurt him a lot. He ran of crying, dumping the flowers behind him. Kurayami was standing in the doorway, observing everything. She gave Rin a tiny smile and crossed the first lesson off the lesson list.

'She has a lot of potential,' Kurayami thought. 'She's a fast learner.'

Aww...so sorry! But that's the end of this chapter. Go ahead and cry, I don't give a damn! MUAHAHAHAHA! But don't worry, Rin's lessons doesn't stop there! You'll have to read the next few chapters, ok? Review if you want, NO FING FLAMES! Bye!

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