It's Sunday. While everyone is like, "Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!" and "And God said 'Let there be light, and there was light…'" Kurayami is stuck with these poor slobs we know and love (except for Jaken of course).

"Sesshomaru!" Kurayami said in annoyance. It was time for breakfast, and ALMOST everyone was enjoying Kurayami's fruits of her struggle (not labor, struggle). She made scrambled eggs, toast, rice, and fresh guacamole (for the eggs, people). Everyone liked it, except for Sesshomaru, who says he doesn't eat human food.

"This Sesshomaru doesn't eat human food." He said coldly.

"Then what's DEMON food?" Kurayami asked. She truly wanted to know, and she looked at all the demons in the room, waiting for one of them to respond for him. She looked at Inuyasha, he looked at her with his mouth stuffed with ramen and shrugged his shoulders. Then Kurayami looked at Koga.

"I eat whatever." He said. Then she looked at Naraku.

"I don't know either, my love." Naraku said sweetly. Kurayami gave him the finger for calling her "his love". Love…bad, hate…good! That's her mentality. So then she looked at Jaken.

"I eat what the lord eats." Jaken says proudly. Kurayami just gave up and walked to the kitchen. Everyone was wondering what she was up to. They heard her open up a can, but a can of what? Then Kurayami came back into the "dining room" (the room had no tables or chairs) with a bowl of brown, lumpy mush that stinks.

"Good thing I asked my grandma if I could have some of Cinnamon's food. But I didn't want to do this," Kurayami said. She placed the bowl in front of Sesshomaru. "Dig in!"

"What the fuck is this?" He demanded, covering his nose.

"It's Pedigree! The family dog, Cinnamon, used to eat this stuff with kibbles, but now that she's dead, well, you know." Kurayami said to him. He just gave her an angry look. "Well, if you told me what demon food was, this wouldn't have happened. Now eat your dog food before it gets cold!"

(An hour later. Hey, you don't want to read about Sesshomaru eating dog food do you?)

"Okay, Rin!" Kurayami said to Rin, her lovely pupil. I'm going to give you your first weapon. Be careful with it though, I have to show you how to use it."

"Yay!" Rin squealed. Kurayami took out a dark purple box with a gold pentagram on the lid. She opened the box in front of Rin. The inside was lined with dark purple velvet and among the velvet was a gold gun, not gold-plated, actual GOLD.

"It's a gun. But not just any gun, it knows who or what you want to hit, so if you aim bad, the bullet won't miss the target. Plus it'll make the target burst into flames. It's called 'The Outsider'."

"Wow!" Rin exclaimed, she was excited but, "Rin has never seen a gun before, let alone use one."

Kurayami walked over to her full length mirror that she hardly uses to look at herself. "Don't worry I'll show you." Then, Kurayami did something amazing. With one finger, she stroked the sides of the mirror, and then a stream of black light came through where the mirror used to be. The mirror was now a portal. Rin just looked at the light with huge eyes. 'I thought this lady was human, like Rin.' She thought.

"How did you—" Rin started, but then she got cut off.

"Do THAT?" a voice finished for her. It was Inuyasha, looking at Kurayami and the portal. He switched from a surprised looked to I'm-going-to-tell-everyone-your-little-secret look. "Heh, so you're not really human, huh? Maybe you are, maybe you're a witch! I'm going to tell EVERYONE!" But he didn't. Kurayami showed him something perfect for a bribe.

"See this package of teriyaki chicken flavored ramen?" Kurayami said. Inuyasha stared at it and drooled. He sat down like at dog and tried to grab it. "You'll get this and more if you don't tell. If you don't hold you end of the deal, no ramen for you!"

"Okay, okay, I'll do anything!" He whined.

"Good hanyou." She said evilly. Kurayami persuaded Rin to get into the portal. Rin was scared, but she jumped in anyway, followed by Kurayami.

Rin woke up and realized she was on grass. She got up and looked around. This place was different. A LOT DIFFERENT. The grass felt like cotton blankets, the sky was a really pale green, it was a bit misty, and the flowers were so BIG, that about thirteen people can actually sit on it and not fall off. There were creatures roaming about, some cute and some questionable (no unicorns, though), and there were waterfalls overlapping waterfalls (isn't having an imagination wonderful?). 'This isn't America,' Rin thought, observing her unusual surroundings. 'This isn't even JAPAN!'

"Damn random portals, we ended up in a field." A voice said. Rin looked behind her and saw a lady with long, pale blue hair and blood red eyes. She had horns coming from the sides of her head and they curved to the front of her head instead of pointing to the sky, giant bat wings and a long thin pointy tail. The lady was very beautiful, but Rin only recognized the golden gun in her hand.

"Kurayami!" Rin shrieked. How she knew, no one knows, but Kurayami was impressed.

"Impressive. How did you know?" Kurayami asked. Rin smiled.

"Because you have the 'The Outsider', silly!" Rin said. But she was also a bit confused. "Kurayami, where are we? Are you a demon?"

"Well, we'll talk about that later, but now I have to teach you how to use this thing." Kurayami said. She walked over to Rin and showed Rin how to hold it. "You put your pointing finger on the trigger here, and you grab the handle with the rest of your hand. To fire, you pull the trigger by pressing hard on the trigger, like this." Kurayami pulled the trigger and shot what looked like a reindeer. It fell to the ground and burst into flames. "Now you try."

Rin carefully took the gun and pointed it to a large, ugly multicolored bird. 'I want to shoot that.' she thought. She focused on it and shot. The bird heard the noise and ran away, but the bullet followed it and got it in the back. The bird then dropped dead and it burst into flames.

"Good! All you have to do is focus on what you want to kill and shoot." Kurayami said clapping. "Want to try again?"

"Okay!"

(Fifteen used bullets, fifteen dead creatures, and fifteen attempts to make a good threat later)

Kurayami and Rin hopped into the portal that lead back to her house. Inuyasha was just sitting there impatiently, waiting for his ramen.

"About time," He scoffs. "I kept my end of the deal. Now where's my ramen?"

"Exercise some patience, asshole." Kurayami snapped. "I'll make it now, geez."

Kurayami and Rin left the room. Jaken went up to Rin and started babbling on and on about her leaving his sight.

"How dare you! All you do is try to do is get me in trouble! Why I should—"

"Shut up or I'll fucking blast you to seven hells!" Rin screamed.

"How dare you talk to me that wa—"

BOOM!

Everyone in the house rushed to see what happened. Rin just stood there, looking at the floor, not surprised or anything. Everyone except for her and Kurayami went into hysterics. A small bonfire was on the floor in the middle of the "dining room". Shippo got a pail of water and put it out. Once again, everyone, this time Kurayami also, gasped.

Where the fire used to be a tiny figure laid on the floor, burnt to a crisp. Everyone immediately recognized who it was. Rin spoke up to break the silence.

"Rin shot Jaken. Jaken is dead."

Sad ending, yes? Well, who cares Jaken's dead! Let's party (just kidding)! Well you know the drill, Review if you want. NO FLAMES! And this time, I don't want to hear ANYTHING about Kurayami being a Mary-Sue. NOTHING! Got that?

Next chapter: The Worst Funeral Ever