Here is chapter 7. I don't own Ed, Edd n Eddy. This story continues immediately after chapter 6 because I went a little too far and cut it off. Also I am so sorry I took this long. I got distracted.
"Well, what is your idea, Ed?" Double dee asked politely.
"I say we invite the evil space mutant from the planet Zortex to scan for the brain vibra- vibro- vibre-," Ed stuttered, trying to remember the exact phrase from the comic he had read the other day about mind control.
"Vibrations, Ed?" Eddy scowled.
"Ya! Then if they form little doughnut shaped rings around a tree going "Fa-de-la" and shoot sprinkles at it until the tree confesses that it was the one who resurrected the undead mutant zombie!" Ed said quite pleased with his idea.
"Aren't all zombies undead?" Double dee commented.
"Not if their mutant, Double dee," Ed argued.
"How are we supposed to figure out who Nazz likes if we do that? How are we even supposed to do that?" Eddy snapped.
"You guys don't know how find out if Nazz likes us? Okay. Why don't we ask her?" Ed asked as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. It was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Ed, that is so simple it just might—
"That's stupid! Where's the pizzazz or the sport?" Eddy roared. "Well, I say we go back under that snack table and read more of that book. We've read Sarah's before, what is so wrong about doing it this time?" Double dee cleared his throat.
"First of all I was entirely against reading Sarah's diary –
"Sure you would. Sarah and Double dee in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N –
"As I was saying. Why don't we write Nazz a note?" Double dee suggested.
"This is my plan, Double dee, and I won't have you taking away my ideas," Eddy persisted.
"No it's not. Tis my turn!" Ed argued.
"I'm merely suggesting that –
"I will do what ever the (insert random, loud, obnoxious animal noises and a few beeps in there for good measure) I want!"
"Eddy!" Double dee, Ed and the author said flabbergasted. Then another bolt came from the sky and zapped Eddy. Then Eddy got really big-eyed to the point were he is just too darn adorable, so then the author took pity and zapped this guy entitled the editor off in some other dimension because SHE CAN!
"As I was saying," Double dee continued as if it was just another interruption he has to deal with. He's wrong; it was a really cool interruption. "I am merely suggesting that we put a note in the diary asking Nazz that we will meet her in a less populated area. We then meet her there and we, and by we I mean Ed because I doubt neither Eddy nor I will be able to, ask Nazz who it is. It really is fundamentally Ed's plan of simply asking her."
"Okay Double dee," Ed smiled and attempted to dive under the snack table, but belly-flopped a foot away. The vibrations shook the table and the bowl of punch fell on him.
"What are you doing dude?" Nazz asked Ed.
"We're going to find out which one of us you like?" Ed answered
"Ed, NO!" Eddy said leaping on his dim-witted friend.
"He's talking nonsense. His eyebrow weighs down his head you see. He really doesn't know what he's saying," Eddy laughed nervously.
"Excuse me? Which one of you I like? Do you mean, crush?" Nazz inquired. All three boys started to sweat uncontrollably. Everyone was staring at them.
"Nazz, you like one of those dorks?" Kevin asked, shocked.
"You like my Eddy don't you! You think he's a hunk," Lee accused shacking a finger at Nazz. Nazz looked at the loaming Kankers in fear.
"Or my Double dee cutie pie. I knew you were making googly eyes at my husband," Marie snarled knocking Lee away to get into Nazz's face.
"No way, she likes my hubba bubba," May chuckled, finally getting an excuse to torment Nazz, knocking both sisters away.
"No I don't! I don't like them. I don't think any of them are attractive or charming in anyway," Nazz managed to say as the sisters creeped menacingly at her. Just give them what they want. She no longer was the strong willed person she was this morning. This was not a matter of defending the Eds like earlier but more herself, and about a subject she was uncomfortable with. She was starting to panic a little. The other kids looked at her helplessly. "Uh… uh… as a matter of fact I think their down right ugly."
"Hey!" Eddy barked.
"Eh?" Double dee whimpered like was about to cry.
"Hey!" the Kankers snapped, offended.
"Hay is for horses," Ed said blissfully.
"Hay is also good food for cows," Rolf commented to Ed.
"You think our husbands are ugly!" the crabby Lee shouted.
"Isn't that what you want?" Nazz asked.
"How dare you insult them!" Marie shrieked
"Their not that bad. They are totally awesome then," Nazz said hastily.
"Hey!" Eddy said grin over exceeding his ear.
"Eh?" Double dee perked up.
"Hey!" the Kankers snapped yet again.
"Hay is for cows." Ed blissfully said once again.
"And are good in soup," Rolf announced.
"So you do like our hubbies," May snarled.
"What do you what from me! I don't have a crush on any of them," Nazz pleaded. She eyed around the party to find a way out of her predicament. Nazz glanced back at the Eds as if begging for back up.
"Nazz, you making eyes at my husband?" Lee threatened, seeing Nazz look in Eddy's general direction.
"Oh my gosh! You're so unreasonable. I was just looking at the snack table. We're out of chips since your sister kinda' devoured the bowl," Nazz replied.
"She wasn't looking at you husband, Lee! Yah, right. You were looking at my cutie pie, weren't you?" Marie argued. Nazz was starting to sweat.
"No, I was just going to going to get more chips," Nazz said nervously then ran back inside the to get so chips, but Lee stopped her.
"Admit it, you like my Eddy don't you? Lee said, grinning evilly.
"Arg! Chips!" she exclaimed and ran into the house. The Kanker sisters smiled at the Eds. Their precious angle had left the back yard.
"Eep. Snack table, snack table, snack table!" Double dee squeaked and panted running under the snack table, vigorously trying to but their plan into action.
He grasped the diary still under the table and thumbed to the end, to panicked to read anything. He whipped out a pen in his pocket and a paper from under his hat and scribbled as quickly as possible… "We have proof of your feelings, Nazz, meet us by the lane tomorrow at three. Your feelings are returned." (Of course Double dee couldn't write a short note.)
At that moment a hand with black fingernail polish groped for Double dee's leg. It met its target. Dropping the diary, Double dee scrambled for dear life (not like his life was in danger), but with no avail. He was dragged out and stared into the face of Marie.
"Hello handsome," she smirked.
"Come here," Eddy yelled running over to Double dee, grabbed his hand and yanked him out of the devilish girl's grasp. With Ed in toe they tried to leap over the fence out of Nazz's backyard. Or rather, Eddy used Double dee as a stool (whether Double dee liked it or not) and fell on his face on the other side, Ed crashed right through the fence, and Double dee ran through the Ed shaped whole, screaming all the way.
"Let them go. We can have fun with out them," Lee grinned evilly at the remaining party guests. Everyone fled. So much for Nazz's party. After trashing Nazz's backyard, they decided to go home as well.
"Well that was fun," Marie cackled. Her sisters agreed. May laughed like a dog and ran ahead while Lee put her hands in her pockets and strutted forward. Horror struck her face.
"You girls go on, I gotta use the lady's room," Lee lied, running back in the direction of Nazz's party. Her sisters were too stupid to notice anything suspicious.
It was the next day at three and the Eds have been waiting in the lane for half an hour. An eye looked through the hole in the fence they were leaning on.
"Ah!" Eddy screeched, then caught his breath, knowing who it was.
"Nazz?" he asked. A finger stuck through the hole and nodded.
"It's not Nazz! It's a mutant space frog from the island of tofu and jam!" Ed yelled and hid behind Eddy (not much of a purpose considering their size relations.)
"Nazz, we are sorry for our disruptions at your party. We accidentally read a sentence in your diary that said you liked one of us, but to tell you the truth, we don't really know who it is," Double dee confessed.
There was a pause.
"Who is it?" Eddy yelled impatiently, waiting to find out if he could not only maybe go on a real date with the girl of his dreams, but also rub it in his friend's and Kevin's faces. The finger in the hole pointed at …
Eddy.
All three boys were dumb founded. Double dee could not believe it wasn't him and it was a selfish egotistical person like Eddy, Eddy was shocked because his fantasies were coming some what true, only he wasn't rich and eating a three jawbreakers at once and Nazz was in a bikini and not behind a fence. Ed was dumbfounded because, well he always is.
Somewhat uncharacteristically, Eddy laid his lips on her finger, like a romantic, loving gentleman. Normally he would have started sweating and shaking. The finger withdrew and a pair of lips was placed at the opening. Eddy smirked at his comrades and slowly placed his lips on the ones in the fence hole, closing his eyes. Fireworks exploded, he felt like he was swirling, it was unlike any kiss Lee Kanker had every given him. Little did he know…
His friends watched as the boards break apart, with amazing strength of the girl on the other side. Planks went fling so the girl was able to wrap her arms around Eddy. Double dee and Ed watched in horror as the infamous Lee Kanker being passionately kissed by the unsuspecting Eddy.
"It was Lee's diary all along," Double dee gasped. All the fuss making the truth serum, raiding and wrecking Nazz's room, embarrassing her in front of everyone when she really did like none of them and causing her all that Kanker trouble, and it had been Lee Kanker all the time. Ed snapped out before Double dee.
"Eddy must be freed from the evil witch of the trailers!" Ed yelled and grabbed Eddy, running off.
"Why the heck you do tha-" Eddy started to fume as he was dragged away, but then he saw the girl he had been kissing.
"EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Eddy wailed.
"Fine, you had your fun Lee now lets kiss them!" Marie cackled leaping from behind the remains of the fence with May. The three siblings chased after the poor boys in yet another pursuit that generally did not end up well for the Eds.
The night before, Nazz reflected over her birthday. She had gotten grounded for not kicking out the Kankers, since they wrecked the backyard. Sometimes she really didn't like her mom. What she couldn't get off her mind was what the Eds were saying that she liked one of them.
How did they know?
Yes this is the last chapter. I don't see how I can make a sequel, nor would this disserve one, as it is a short, not exciting one but just an attempt at humor. Thanks for all reviewers that have or are to come.