Ahhh, good ol' Wednesday! It's the day that comes before the day that's before Friday. After all the homework was done, Kurayami was flat out—

"BORED!" Kurayami screeched. She lay on her bed and looked at her jet black rug. All of a sudden she felt something pinch her ass. Of all people, it…was… Naraku (you thought it was Miroku, didn't you?)!

"Kukukuku, hello beautiful!" He said, not noticing Kurayami was had gun in her hand (who knows where she got that from). "Why don't we go outside and, have a little fun?" Kurayami just shot him in the head and walked away. Naraku was left with a stupid grin on his face. "She loves me!" he said to himself.

Kurayami went to her mom's room and lain on her bed. She got the remote and started flipping through the channels.

"Reality, reality, reality, music videos, reality," Kurayami said while flipping through the channel. Kurayami turned off the T.V. and decided to take a nap. Just as she was about to drift off to sleep, a loud scream awakened her.

"AHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! GET AWAY, GET AWAY!" Kagome hollered. Kagome was in the "dining room" holding a broom above her head. A bunch of chibi youkais with tiny bat wings holding pitch-forks were surrounding her. Everyone heard her scream and came into the room. At first, they thought it was just ten of the chibi youkais, but there were actually about a hundred of them! Inuyasha tried to use the Wind Scar on them, but they just took his Tetusaiga and chucked it out the living room door. Koga tried stomping on them, but one of the chibi youkais stabbed his foot with its pitch-fork. Everyone, except for Kurayami, tried to kill them.

"STOP!" Kurayami said, shooting a bullet in the air. The bullet came back down and hit Naraku on the top of his head. Surprisingly, he didn't die. "I know these little guys; they're probably looking for me." Everyone just stared at her, then at the little guys. The leader, who was the reddest one out of all of them (the rest were dark red), went up to Kurayami and bowed before her.

"Mistress Kurayami," The red chibi youkai leader said with a tremendous amount of honorable respect. "We bring tidings form the Prince of Darkness, your father, Satan. Also known as Lucifer." He gave her a blood red letter and Kurayami decided to read it out loud.

"Dear Kurayami,

I wish your little friend didn't blast this fucking toad to his grave! All we hear from his is Kurayami this, and Lord Sesshomaru that…HE NEVER TAKES A DAMN BREAK! But the worse thing is, we have to take care of him! NOOOOOOOOOO! Eh, excuse your old man…

No one, not even God, wanted to care for his soul in the afterlife, so me, God, Buddha, and Hades had to do rock-paper-scissors to see who gets the little asshole. Sadly, I lost to God. Your old man's reputation is RUINED! I cheated, but it didn't work! So I took him home and he complained more than ever! "It's too hot! Why isn't there any water around here? Blah, blah, blah!" You have to help me, PLEASE!

Love, Daddy

"Poor dad," Kurayami said, burning the letter. "I almost feel sorry for him. I'm hungry. Hey Inuyasha! Cook me some ramen, you dog!" Kurayami looked around and saw everyone huddled together in a large mass, trembling in fear and staring at her with a scared look. "Ooooookaaaaaay." She said, looking at them funny. She walked away with an evil grin on her face. 'That's right, you imbeciles,' she thought. 'Tremble in fear!'

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