WARNING! What you are about to read maybe too scary for die-hard Inuyasha and Sesshomaru fangirls! If you are one, and you get mad, then it's you own damn fault...

In this chapter, we will talk about the nature of predators and prey. In the wild world of society, the predator, the fanicus-feminine would chase down prey that are handsome, brave, and famous, two of them, to be exact. The canine-hanyou and the canine-youkai Today, I will tell you a story how the two prey outsmarted the love-stricken predators.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEY'RE GOING THAT WAY! FOLLOW 'EM!"

"I WANT A LOCK OF HIS GLORIOUS HAIR!"

"I WANT HIS FLUFF! IT'S SOOOO CUTE!"

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"

"SAVE ME, SESSHOMARU! SHIELD ME WITH YOUR BIG HEAD!"

Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Kurayami were just walking to the bakery around the corner from her house to get some delicious baked goodies, until a crazed fangirl spotted them from a distance. All of a sudden, they were ambushed by an army of fangirls!

"What's happening? Did we step into a no-man's land? Is there a war?" Inuyasha asked, dodging kisses from numerous fangirls.

"No, you ignoramus!" Kurayami said coldly, trying to pull off a fangirl that was much bigger weight-wise off of Sesshomaru. "They're fangirls! They're after you because they love you too much and they're main goal is to get into your pants!" A red-head with blue eyes stopped trying to kiss Inuyasha and walked up to Kurayami, looked her straight in the eye and said, "Not true! Well, it's half-true. But we would like to marry them, too. Just as long as they stay, -sigh- handsome! If you know what I mean."

"'Stay handsome', huh?" Sesshomaru said, in that sexy voice of his. It was sexy enough to make every fangirl faint. Kurayami was impervious to his voice, so she just kept talking.

"You got an idea?"

"Yes," He replied. He whispered into Inuyasha's disturbingly cute doggy ear. Inuyasha listened attentively and an agreed to whatever Sesshomaru said. Kurayami just stood there, looking at them like they were plotting something suspicious. But then she noticed the fainted fangirls slowly rising up like daises.

"Uh, boys," Kurayami said to them with wide eyes.

"Yes?" They said in unison.

"Run!" The fangirls rose up and started attacking the two bishonens again. But, Kurayami and the boys ran back to the only safe place: Kurayami's house.

(The next day)

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!" Naraku hollered. He was overjoyed (which is strange, but he's a strange man). Hoping that today, of all days, that Kurayami will love him, and maybe get a hug, or even better a kiss! How did he know about Valentine's Day? Maru-sha told him all about it. "Kurayami," He said, bowing before her. She was just sitting down, popping bubble wrap. "I made a poem for you!"

Silence.

"Ahem," he started.

"Roses are red, violets are blue,

Killing off humans, poisoning Inuyasha with my miasma, and giving birth to a demented baby boy has nothing on you!"

Kurayami just gave him the finger and went on popping bubble wrap.

"Wait!" Naraku said. He pulled out a heart shaped box of assorted bon-bons and roses. FRESH roses. "I have flowers and candy! For my black light! My blood-covered diamond! My miasma!" Kurayami kicked the box of bon-bons out his hand and it fell onto the palm of her hand.

"Thanks." She said, popping a bon-bon into her mouth.

"Oh, Kurayami,"

"What?"

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Naraku closed his eyes and puckered up.

"You're right!" Kurayami exclaimed. She took out her gun and shot Naraku in the head.

"HOWDY KOORAYAMI!" Two southern voices said.

Kurayami looked behind and dazed Naraku, and Saw Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, looking like the dreaded redneckus-dimwiticus, or…COUNTRY BUMPKINS! The both of them were dressed in overalls with patches all over them. Sesshomaru wore a red shirt under his, but Inuyasha didn't wear one at all. They looked ugly and they had some serious body odor which is just scary, even for Sesshomaru. And the worst part is, their teeth…were…HIDEOUS! They were decaying buck teeth, laden with plaque and as yellow as a lemon. Looking like they were also suffering from Gingivitis. Kurayami screamed at the horrible sight and, without thinking, clung onto Naraku for dear life. Naraku cried with joy. 'Finally!" he thought 'My dream has come true!"

"Kurayami, it's only us!" Sesshomaru said, in a normal voice. Kurayami, still in shock, looked at them. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru pulled off their hideous teeth, revealing their beautiful pearly-whites.

"Yeah, we're just doing this to stay alive, you know." Inuyasha scoffed.

"Why didn't you say so?" Kurayami said angrily. Then she realized she was hugging Naraku, who was thinking about who knows what. She threw him out the room, along with the fresh flowers he gave her.

"Now that we know that the disguise was a success," Sesshomaru "We'll use it on the fangirls, or whatever the hell they're called. But first we need to change." Before they left the room, they heard a voice from a girl from outside.

"This is the house!" She said, "Let's get a piece of those hunks and get out!" Then they heard a loud thud coming from outside. Apparently, a team of fangirls had a battering ram and were about to knock down Kurayami's front door.

"The fangirls are here!" Kurayami shrieked. Inuyasha looked at Sesshomaru, who obviously had an idea.

"I got an idea," he said, he took Inuyasha with him to her mom's room. "Kurayami, stall 'em for a few minutes."

"Fine, but why are you so damn calm?" Kurayami asked. The fangirls knocked down the door and came pilling in.

"WHERE'S INUYASHA?"

"I WANT MY FLUFFY-SAMA!"

"WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!"

"YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE!"

"YOU MUST BE HIDING THEM FOR US SO YOU CAN HAVE THEM ALL TO YOURSELF!"

"Calm down, girls." Sesshomaru said. He and Inuyasha stepped into the room, looking like they're normal, hot selves.

"We have a confession to make." Inuyasha said, winking a Kurayami. Kurayami immediately go the idea.

"We're not really from Japan." Sesshomaru stated.

"And we ain't bishonens either." Inuyasha added.

"We're actually," They said together, pulling off their skin and teeth. "FARMURS FRUM ALABAMY!" They revealed their "ugliness" and they're hideous festering teeth, and changed their voices to match a country person's thick accent. The fangirls were shocked at the horror of the two greatest bishonens being red-necks from Alabama! The also took off their kimonos and revealed the overalls they had on earlier.

"Hyuckhyuckhyuck, hey lil' missy!" Inuyasha said to a brunette with green eyes, "You sho is migh'y purdy! Why dontcha give ol' Inooyash-uh a big ol' wet wun?" The puckered up his lips pretending he want's a kiss. The brunette just shrieked and ran away.

"Hey Inooyash-uh?" Sesshomaru said to him. "Why dun we play a sawng fur these purdy ladies?"

"Okay, brud-dur!" Inuyasha said he licked his hand and put it on his armpit. Then hey started playing an elaborate song by making those weird wet noises with your armpit.

"No, ya dimwit!" Sesshomaru said, bonking him on the head. "Git yur whiskey bottle and play!" Sesshomaru started playing with a banjo he got from nowhere.

"Oh, okay!" Inuyasha grabbed an empty jug of whiskey and started playing a random country song. Then all of a sudden they heard someone let it loose.

"Oh my GOD! What is that awful smell?" A fangirl said covering her nose.

"Hyuckhyuck," Sesshomaru laughed, "Dat wuzz me!"

The fangirls had enough, they were totally convinced that they were just wannabes who smell bad and need a really good dentist. They all ran away screaming, and they never heard from them again.

First of all, I have nothing against red-necks or Alabama, just to clear that up (I'm going to be in so much trouble!) Anyway, review if you like...and please, if you have a bone to pick, keep it to yourself. Oh, and don't feel sorry for Naraku, he had it coming!

Next Chapter: Inutaisho's in da house!